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clementine

@swampoverlord.bsky.social
237 followers 596 following 304 posts

hater of pickles she/her legal field

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clementine @swampoverlord.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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clementine @swampoverlord.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
want to rip my hair out one by 1
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clementine @swampoverlord.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
the gang solves the gas crisis
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
This country was one person's vote away this morning from putting any birthright citizen in danger of being deported tomorrow. We are so much closer to the abyss than we think. Man oh man.
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clementine @swampoverlord.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
solidarity to trans folks. solidarity forever.
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clementine @swampoverlord.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
during pride month is certainly a choice
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
love to my trans friends. fuck SCOTUS.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
congrats america, some faceless government official will now be inspecting your childs genitals if they want to play sports with their friends
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
shout out to my trans homies i love you and I am sorry
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
People say America can't accomplish anything, that we've stopped dreaming big. Well, today, after *years* of work, the combined resources of the Executive, Legislative, and Judicial branches (as well as the media) came together to prevent some girls in Idaho from playing high school softball.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
1. no 2. fuck you and the horse you rode in on
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Bea Eli 🏳️‍⚧️ @msbeaeli.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Mississippi police killed a one-year-old Black baby.
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clementine @swampoverlord.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
got drunk last night and remembered why i hate drinking lol
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clementine @swampoverlord.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
happy pride 🫂
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
NEW OCTOPUS DROPPED
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clementine @swampoverlord.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Is God Is tonight, Obsession tomorrow, Sheep Detectives Sunday, I Love Boosters next Thursday, BACKROOMS NEXT FRIDAY LETS GOOOO
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clementine @swampoverlord.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
do u pronounce it de-muhn-strative or de-mon-strative
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clementine @swampoverlord.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Hokum was so fucking good i'm so excited for Obsession
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clementine @swampoverlord.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
i actually enjoy giving people good reviews when they do good. just told this court reporting company that this employee deserves a RAISE bc she was so helpful and kind. more of this pls
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clementine @swampoverlord.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
got sprinkles and marshmallow fluff for my ice cream. I am happy
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clementine @swampoverlord.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
in the past week i have read: The Night Guest (7/10) Comfort Me with Apples (7/10), Mister Magic (4/10), A Short Stay In Hell (1000/10), Piranesi (100/10) and now beginning House of Leaves (?/10)
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clementine @swampoverlord.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
venus looking spectacular tonight
venus is a tiny white dot in the sky 🌌
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clementine @swampoverlord.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Gotta go back to thinking about the moon and space man I can't take this shit anymore
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clementine @swampoverlord.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
opening bluesky to see pope weak on crime and shitty ai trump jesus
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bart simpson is giving a speech at a podium while homer simpson stands behind him
Alt: grandpa simpson enter, grandpa simpson leave
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clementine @swampoverlord.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
marry me chickpeas
fucking banger marry me chickpeas like actually could fuck these chickpeas i didn't know they could fuck like this 100% adding this to the rotation
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zach @serotoningoblin.gay · 07/04/2026
I don't know how to reconcile seeing some of the most beautiful images ever taken by human hands with everything else going on today, but I'm just in tears here at work looking at these
Captured by the Artemis II crew during their lunar flyby on April 6, 2026, this image shows the Moon fully eclipsing the Sun. From the crew’s perspective, the Moon appears large enough to completely block the Sun, creating nearly 54 minutes of totality and extending the view far beyond what is possible from Earth. The corona forms a glowing halo around the dark lunar disk, revealing details of the Sun’s outer atmosphere typically hidden by its brightness. Also visible are stars, typically too faint to see when imaging the Moon, but with the Moon in darkness stars are readily imaged. This unique vantage point provides both a striking visual and a valuable opportunity for astronauts to document and describe the corona during humanity’s return to deep space. The faint glow of the nearside of the Moon is visible in this image, having been illuminated by light reflected off the Earth. The Artemis II crew captures a portion of the Moon coming into view along the terminator – the boundary between lunar day and night – where low-angle sunlight casts long, dramatic shadows across the surface. This grazing light accentuates the Moon’s rugged topography, revealing craters, ridges, and basin structures in striking detail. Features along the terminator such as Jule Crater, Birkhoff Crater, Stebbins Crater, and surrounding highlands stand out. From this perspective, the interplay of light and shadow highlights the complexity of the lunar surface in ways not visible under full illumination. The image was captured about three hours into the crew’s lunar observation period, as they flew around the far side of the Moon on the sixth day of the mission. Earthset captured through the Orion spacecraft window at 6:41 p.m. EDT, April 6, 2026, during the Artemis II crew’s flyby of the Moon. A muted blue Earth with bright white clouds sets behind the cratered lunar surface. The dark portion of Earth is experiencing nighttime. On Earth’s day side, swirling clouds are visible over the Australia and Oceania region. In the foreground, Ohm crater has terraced edges and a flat floor interrupted by central peaks. Central peaks form in complex craters when the lunar surface, liquefied on impact, splashes upwards during the crater’s formation. Earth sets at 6:41 p.m. EDT, April 6, 2026, over the Moon’s curved limb in this photo captured by the Artemis II crew during their journey around the far side of the Moon. Orientale basin is perched on the edge of the visible lunar surface. Hertzsprung Basin appears as two subtle concentric rings, which are interrupted by Vavilov, a younger crater superimposed over the older structure. The lines of indentations are secondary crater chains formed by ejecta from the massive impact that created Orientale. The dark portion of Earth is experiencing nighttime. On Earth’s day side, swirling clouds are visible over the Australia and Oceania region.
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clementine @swampoverlord.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
BACKROOMS TRAILERRRE
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clementine @swampoverlord.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
so hungry but can't decide what to eat. indian or sushi
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clementine @swampoverlord.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
still cookin
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clementine @swampoverlord.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
vapes soulfully
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clementine @swampoverlord.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
got a sativa pen. now i'm up at midnight
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clementine @swampoverlord.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
haven't gotten out of bed all day but i have started watching the one piece anime. we're in alabasta rn
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clementine @swampoverlord.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
date cancelled and threw up my antibiotics #love that for me
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clementine @swampoverlord.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I have a date this weekend :)
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clementine @swampoverlord.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
too much feeling too overwhelmed
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clementine @swampoverlord.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
secretary is missing at what point do we start calling hospitals
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clementine @swampoverlord.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
imagine your jorkin habits going viral
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clementine @swampoverlord.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
rewatching Psych
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clementine @swampoverlord.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
addicted to puzzles
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clementine @swampoverlord.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
FUCK
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clementine @swampoverlord.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
gonna go home. put on a fluffy robe. and cook some lasagna.
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clementine @swampoverlord.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
you can always tell who is the most liked in the office by how many "bless you"'s they get when they sneeze
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clementine @swampoverlord.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
there should be an age limit on people working in an office. if saving a file means printing it out and scanning it to a pdf instead of command save, it is time.
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clementine @swampoverlord.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
uh, so, I live in an apartment, right? like a second story apartment. so uh, i went out to tend to my basil today. I, uh, found something in my planter
planter with DUCK EGGS in it
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clementine @swampoverlord.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
John is not going to be happy about this
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clementine @swampoverlord.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
hunger games shit
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clementine @swampoverlord.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
recently began a small dvd collection. first purchase: entirety of the Shrek series
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clementine @swampoverlord.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
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