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demonic creature coming out of its cave to cause chaos to the local village
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i wanna get to know my mutuals. but im scawed
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Ashley @netangelyuri.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
so many christians are the exact opposite of jesus
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Ars Oreon (Bakutuber)🌑🐙🌕 @arsoreon.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
legit one of the best cover pieces of all time btw
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NaOH_aq🧪 @naoh-aqueous.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Pixel art is pretty fun #OC #art
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i like Friends. SHOOT ME!!
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buffy likes to fall asleep when her nails are caressed. idk what else to say
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um
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500 cigarettes
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Rav BOO!dram 🎃👻 @rvbdrm.com · 23/06/2025
Domestic terrorist Chaya Raichik is endorsing Andrew Cuomo.
Tweet from Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) says:

“NYC is f***ed if they elect Mamdani.
As bad as it is now, it’s only gonna get worse.”

Below the tweet is a graphic showing two side-by-side headshots. On the Andrew Cuomo with text “ANDREW CUOMO 48%”. On the right  Zohran Mamdani with text “ZOHRAN MAMDANI 52%”.
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wait what
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brain wants to be sad but that 70s show is actually really sweet and funny the more i watch it so its actually all good
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Knife @knife-thrower.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Commission for @swagpatrol.bsky.social is finally finished! Another customer happy :) Want to commission me? Dm me here or on my LinkedIn tree (in bio)
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
You hating from a cracked screen on an empty stomach ain't you dizzy?
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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
don’t care i’m still gonna dig in my butt
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life no longer sucks for now. thank god for friends and family that enjoy ur presence 🥰
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wtf is happening here
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☄︎₊˚⊹☆ @handle.invalid · 16/06/2025
it never ends! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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everything sucks again. what the hell!
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time to restart arrested development
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NW: gregg araki nowhere (1997)
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
nobody's on earth legally or on purpose i think if you're mad about border crossing you should probably cross the one to the next plane of existence
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date went extremely well. after almost failing at giving her a goodnight hug, i mentioned it in our chat, and she said she figured i wanted to and was happy i did it. first time i felt so emotionally safe with someone that i ended up crying a little bit at home thinking about it. happy tears 🤧
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first in person date today afta work with this cute girl I've been talking to non-stop since last thursday. im glad she finds me entertaining 🫠 im pulling everything i can out of me to not fumble this
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Sorry for cornyposting, but I'm in a really nice headspace now. looking back, the last 4 years have been crazy for my character development. But now it really feels different this year. I dont have to be anxious about anything. Everything is paid, and some of my best friends are still here.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 02/06/2025
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why are my boobs so big wtf
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man i was cringey earlier. just started an anime that i already really like after work and im happy to exist again
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its always the last hour when my brain goes to shiet at work. aside from getting complimented by nice coworkers about my haircut <3
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i yap too much
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i wish i had shrooms. it would make this a lot better
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i am. so fucking sad today. the weather being so hot makes it worse. another day of drinking and smoking with a side of regret and hopelessness to boot. i love my pathetic baka life <3
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im early into s2 of arrested development, and i dont want it to end 💔 i love this show so much
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coworkers are all like, "i can't do that man," "That could never be me," when i talk about my home life. WEAK!! I love going home and taking care of a shared space 😌
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work sucks today but im still happy and love everything. we rlly do be improving mental health out here
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god, i love movies. no matter what kind of shit happens in my life, a movie will always flip my perspective around, and it legitimately saves me from stressing out more
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I spent a lot of the day crying at work, and then when i got home and napped, i had the best dream I've had in a long time. maybe it's gonna be alright after all
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puffy eyes kind of day. sniff
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HOLD UP....
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Simone 💙 @geckonori.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Average fur con
Photo of Homelander, a fursuiter, and Hatsune Miku standing shoulder to shoulder.
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thank gyad my brain is normal today. a lot of stuff to appreciate. life is actually awesome?
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made a dio reference at the subway cause of a doordash name and everybody was confused. KILL ME!!
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calm down bruh
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one of those days where i could really use a heated rod to burn the tissues of my brain
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us everyday. wouldn't trade this view for anything in the world.
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thugging it out mission complete
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:)
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holy fuck stellaris HURRY UP
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