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@drkramer.bsky.social
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i am the assman he / him

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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
when i was a little lad i wanted to be max caulfield. i still want to be max caulfield she was so cool
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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
i’m sick but i just ripped a nasty fart and it smelled like death so at least i know i don’t have covid
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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
STEVE-O COME BACK. STEVE-O THERE IS WEEN NEWS
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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
thank you hockey jesus for this stadium series
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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
jesus and i were having a swimming contest and that fucker totally cheated
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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
spencer knight shutout on toews return
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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
comeon man
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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
jonathanvtoews 😭😭😭😭😭
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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
kramer tracks of the week 😛😛😛
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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Ryannjgenthopkins
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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
EDMONTONOILERS!!!!!
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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
emdmrinton oilers
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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
WOULD YOU RATHER. Eat Poopoo Doodoo straight from the butt OR Shower
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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
oilers got shutout and now my least favorite person in the world just texted me
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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
ilya sorokin get out of the fucking way
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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Bob dylan is crawling around my ear right now and he’s using my earwax as a blanket
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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
the edmonton oilers are preventing me from watching hamnet
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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
i love mom jeans but also it feels like he’s becoming more conscious of the way he sings and he’s leaning into it an unreal amount and he’s sounding so stupid
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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
jonathan toews goal. jets are really going to finally win tonight
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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
i am SO funny
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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
those heated rivalry guys are very endearing. almost makes me want to watch the gay sex show
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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
i haven’t showered since 2024!! 😹
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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
do you think paul mccartney and ringo starr know that people draw them having sex on the internet
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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
bank robber #1: fuck the cops showed up.. did any of us manage to get anything. bank robber #2: WE HAVE JACK SHIT!!! Jack Shit: hey guys
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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Jack Shit: Nice to meet you, I’m Jack Shit.
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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
guy who watches gay porn critically : not a lot of women in this…
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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
i’m dead calm
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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
kramer’s greatest hits
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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
when people limit their replies but i have something Funny i want to say
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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
me, about to go inside of an iron maiden: hey man i really liked 2 minutes to midnight but i don’t really know you like this
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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
hey what’s up guys here’s a video of my asshole
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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
I FUCKING HATE DAVID STEARNS
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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
who put all this hair in my ass
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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Heartwarming 🥰🥰 IShowSpeed shows Pornography to his viewers on stream 😍😍😘
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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
i. hear an owl
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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
i can dunk a half court shot
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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
didn’t realize how much my wife loves scooby-doo. she keeps saying “we should split up“ and she’s “going with fred”
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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
getting cucked by a baseball stadium and some drunk frat guys keep chirping my butt hairs
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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
hi edmonton won today
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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
i may be short stupid and ugly
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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
bedard got the a 😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️ Wow. it’s so beautiful. wow
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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
watching oilers games is like punching urself in the nuts for fun
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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
i have many opinions on hockey and nothing else i am very shallow and have nothing to live for
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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
hello everyone i had a wonderful dream where i had a modelo and a fresh pack of camels
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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
where my name
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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
What’s Up Freaks
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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
open.spotify.com
Wild Onions
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