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swagahoff @swagahoff.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
9/11 must feel better these since it’s no longer the worst thing to happen to America.
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swagahoff @swagahoff.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I wonder if I can sue Donald Trump for emotional distress over the daily weight of bullshit he heaps upon us and the fear I have for our democracy.
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swagahoff @swagahoff.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
@kristenwelker.bsky.social Why the jesus jumping fuck do you and everyone who reports that Hasan statement not also add the context that he was implying that our meddling in the region caused the 9/11 attacks? Goddamn…
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swagahoff @swagahoff.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
🚨🚨BREAKING🚨🚨 It’s me. I’m breaking.
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swagahoff @swagahoff.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lindsey Graham you say?
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Jyoti Mishra @jyotimishra.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Well, that was a fucking ride.
A cropped screenshot of an article section titled "Gary Larson cartoon incident" from a Tumblr page. The text describes a controversy involving a Far Side cartoon and Jane Goodall. 

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Gary Larson cartoon incident

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 In 1987 Gary Larson published a Far Side cartoon of two chimpanzees grooming, in which one discovers a blonde hair and says, "Conducting a little more 'research' with that Jane Goodall tramp?"[127] The Jane Goodall Institute called the cartoon an "atrocity" in a letter drafted by its lawyers to Larson and his syndicate. Goodall, who was in Africa at the time, later found the cartoon amusing.[128] 

She went on to name it her favourite depiction of herself in pop culture.[129] Larson offered profits from sales of a shirt featuring the cartoon to the Jane Goodall Institute.[130] 

Goodall wrote the preface to The Far Side Gallery 5, detailing her version of the controversy.[131] She praised Larson's creative ideas, which often compare and contrast the behaviour of humans and animals. 

In 1988 Larson visited Goodall's research facility in Tanzania.[128] While there, he was attacked by a chimpanzee named Frodo.[127][132]
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swagahoff @swagahoff.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I used to question how people get radicalized and lose their minds from things in life. I am now ready to teach a class
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 03/04/2026
Lot of recalled products down there.
NASA astronaut and Artemis II Commander Reid Wiseman took this picture of Earth from the Orion spacecraft's window on April 2, 2026, after completing the translunar injection burn.
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swagahoff @swagahoff.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
That’s because it’s the same as someone walking into a restaurant and taking a shit in the middle of the room.
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swagahoff @swagahoff.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Can’t keep asking about the Epstein files if we’re all dead.
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swagahoff @swagahoff.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
As you drive/walk/bike past any homeless person(s) just remember this $90m dollar fighter jet that was shot down by friendly fire for an illegal war. Who are we helping?
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swagahoff @swagahoff.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Listening to Fox News talk about how Trump can get in conflicts and get out quickly assumes that just because we don’t see an immediate response, doesn’t mean one isn’t coming.
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swagahoff @swagahoff.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Ricky Martin is aging extremely well
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Mike Nellis @mikenellis.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Brutal ad from Georgia Democrats dragging Republicans for recruiting the worst coach in Tennessee history to run for Senate… in Georgia. Ossoff is going to eat this clown alive.
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swagahoff @swagahoff.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
@jd-vance-1.bsky.social Care to comment?
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swagahoff @swagahoff.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
@lindaholmes.bsky.social When do we get the “Melania” episode of PCHH?
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swagahoff @swagahoff.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
@bbcnewsnight.bsky.social - you should have a talk with your people.
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It's Ryan! @construct.goblinmo.de · 24/01/2026
I dunno what to say man Jeffries refusing to whip votes means that, despite how individual members voted, the Democrats as an institution endorse this. They think this is good. We gotta organize and take care of each other because no one in Washington is gonna help us.
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swagahoff @swagahoff.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
If they thought rolling over would curry favor with the people to avoid a shut down, may they never have another night of restful sleep or know peace.
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Hamilton Nolan @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
The streets of Minneapolis are full of regular people faced with intolerable things. www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/intolerabl...
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Intolerable Things
We'll all be Minneapolis soon.
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swagahoff @swagahoff.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
This thread is INSANE
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swagahoff @swagahoff.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
I don’t believe what I just saw
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
“It’s like half of y’all ain’t never seen Star Wars or a Disney movie. How do you not know which side to root on?”
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swagahoff @swagahoff.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
someone tell secretary breakfast gin there are cheaper ways to see soldiers in bikinis
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swagahoff @swagahoff.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Man. You just know Prince would be fucking ICE up right now.
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swagahoff @swagahoff.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
I’m old enough to remember when America didn’t fucking suck.
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swagahoff @swagahoff.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
@jd-vance-1.bsky.social is an embarrassment to this country and if he were a regular citizen I truly believe that people would beat his smug ass on the regular just because.
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Ann Telnaes @anntelnaes.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Everyone should watch this timeline using multiple videos. Not only do these ICE wannabe cowboys shoot an unarmed woman, they also keep a man who identifies himself as a doctor from approaching the vehicle. www.nytimes.com/video/us/100...
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Video: Videos Contradict Trump Administration Account of ICE Shooting in Minneapolis
An analysis of footage from three camera angles show that the vehicle appears to be turning away from a federal officer as he opened fire.
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
me every single day
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Asha Rangappa @asharangappa.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
It is truly insane to me that our system has the means to end this insanity but the people who can effect it refuse to…even though we are now at a point where in cannot possibly be in their own interest to keep supporting this shitshow
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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
A regime that accidentally shared military attack plans with a reporter says it can't follow the law and consult Congress because it's worried about leaks.
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Jeff Yang @originalsp.in · 04/01/2026
So when can you start
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How would you feel if Canada did to you want your government did to Venezuela? What if we went in and bombed DC or Mara Largo, took your president and First Lady then ran your country until a new leader was available? Would you like it?
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Arin Arcady @rnrkd.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
They gentrified the tinfoil hat
That’s why HAVN designed the EMF-blocking beanie.
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
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swagahoff @swagahoff.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
If 7 @democrats.senate.gov & @senangusking.bsky.social are truly playing 4-D chess against the GOP, they are shitty messengers. The rest of the Sen, apparently the @housedemocrats.bsky.social & a large swath of Americans aren’t on board & all people like @kaine.senate.gov can do is be condescending
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swagahoff @swagahoff.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
How it started and how it’s going:
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swagahoff @swagahoff.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
@booker.senate.gov @cortezmasto.senate.gov @durbin.senate.gov @fetterman.senate.gov @kirstengillibrand.bsky.social @hassan.senate.gov @senangusking.bsky.social @ossoff.senate.gov @shaheen.senate.gov @markwarner.bsky.social FUCK ALL OF YOU.What was even the point? Goddamn you people are worthless
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swagahoff @swagahoff.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
@booker.senate.gov @cortezmasto.senate.gov @durbin.senate.gov @fetterman.senate.gov @kirstengillibrand.bsky.social @hassan.senate.gov @senangusking.bsky.social @ossoff.senate.gov @shaheen.senate.gov @markwarner.bsky.social DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE. DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE
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swagahoff @swagahoff.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Always disappointing to see fans of the big orange American cancer at a @cubsbot.bsky.social game.
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swagahoff @swagahoff.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
@schumer.senate.gov what the fuck are you doing??
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swagahoff @swagahoff.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
@jd-vance-1.bsky.social
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swagahoff @swagahoff.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
I would rather invite an unknown immigrant into my house than I would a known Trump supporter.
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swagahoff @swagahoff.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Ageism is definitely a thing & I worry about it. However, sometimes you realize that time has passed you by. Like when I mentioned Tom Petty to a 25 year old & they said "who"? I guess what I'm saying is @schumer.senate.gov, get your old ass out of the way & let a new generation cook.
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swagahoff @swagahoff.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Watching Trump talk during the SOTU is like watching a continuous video of shit being pushed out of an asshole.
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swagahoff @swagahoff.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
This means they never wanted to embrace DEI in any way from the jump. They’re celebrating.
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swagahoff @swagahoff.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
It’s called The Gulf of Mexico and always will be. Even on Twitter.
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swagahoff @swagahoff.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
I’m old enough to remember when America didn’t fucking suck.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
To be couped by adults is disconcerting. To be couped by children is downright insulting.
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swagahoff @swagahoff.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
All I'm saying is if a camera lens can see big orange cancer on the golf course...
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