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suzannf.bsky.social @suzannf.bsky.social · 3h
Better up the ol boy’s beta blockers, then, or start stockpiling gold funeral regalia
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Anjali Dayal @anjalikdayal.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
you do want to see this
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suzannf.bsky.social @suzannf.bsky.social · 18h
Please tell me Californians are poised to boot his sorry ass into outer space at the very earliest opportunity?? I mean fuck
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Jose @josendhelp.bsky.social · 21h
Have you seen Werner Herzog watching and discussing skate clips? www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQLI...
youtube.com
Discussing Skateboarding with Filmmaker Werner Herzog
YouTube video by jenkemmag
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suzannf.bsky.social @suzannf.bsky.social · 21h
Clearly an attempt to force out disabled people, fat people, etc. Cruel and also pathetically transparent.
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suzannf.bsky.social @suzannf.bsky.social · 21h
I hate that I laughed, but… I’m sorry, I did. Gobble up that steaming shit, Ken… really smother the last bits of your tattered dignity in it I love that for you
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suzannf.bsky.social @suzannf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I just woke up from a nap… during which I dreamed I was at a Janelle Monae concert/play thing in a revamped, HUGE empty mall… where she was doing an elaborate tribute to the history of feminism, queerness & fashion… & it was so beautiful that I was sobbing noisily in my Claire’s-turned-suite seat
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Jordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 01/10/2026
waking up every day in 2026 like:
a construction sign on the side of the highway that says "IT'S COMING IT'S BAD"
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suzannf.bsky.social @suzannf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Jesus christ, maybe Ai really will kill us all
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
nice
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Nancy 9/8/26
Nancy’s at school…. Her teacher asks her a math problem: if Nancy had three cupcakes, and Sluggo asked her for one, how many would she have left? Nancy’s reply is “three.”
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
A squirrel is standing inside and peeking over the top rim of a hollowed out pumpkin. The top of the pumpkin can be seen behind. The squirrel is wearing a slouchy black witch hat with orange stripes and holding a squirrel-sized chef knife. The knife is because the squirrel has carved the words ‘MAYBE IT WILL HAPPEN’ in the side of the pumpkin and in the ground in front the word ‘TODAY’ has been spelled with stringy orange pumpkin guts with seeds scattered all around.
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suzannf.bsky.social @suzannf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I have never wanted to kick someone in the nuts so badly in my whole life.
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suzannf.bsky.social @suzannf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Um. Writing off their inaction in this way instead of realizing that such behavior should be called out as inexcusable and worthy of consequences in its own right is contributing to the problem. Hope that helps.
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suzannf.bsky.social @suzannf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
His extreme beef with facial hair is so weird. Is he one of those guys who can only grow some patchy scruff & is terribly bitter about it?
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suzannf.bsky.social @suzannf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The first season of this was genuinely so good! I was never a big Ethan Hawke girl back in ye olden days of the 1990s, but he’s so charming in this. As was the whole cast, really, and it looks like there are lots of great additions for s2.
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suzannf.bsky.social @suzannf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I fell a little behind due to my exciting health dramaz, but I should have week 4 done well before week 5 drops on Saturday. #Steotchalong
An in-progress mystery cross-stitch project that currently looks like a bunch of weird flowers scattered around + the words “UHH” and “UM” and the  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ emoticon.
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joe @shariauncle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
increasingly feels like my Perfectly Fine liberal arts education was an artifact grabbed fleeing a burning temple
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 27/09/2026
bugs bunny in a tux

I wish all tech pervs a very burned head
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suzannf.bsky.social @suzannf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’ve listened exclusively to the same 91-song playlist for this entire year so far because the world is a horror show and I need the music that comforts me. That’s how I haven’t heard some dumb about Texas. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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suzannf.bsky.social @suzannf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If he were actually concerned, wouldn’t he maybe, idk, retire now and not risk it? I mean whatever dude, it’s no concern of mine, but maybe your selfish 93-year-old ass should think this through a little harder
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suzannf.bsky.social @suzannf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Well they’re both true, so sure I guess
WHAT SOME FOLKS REALLY MEAN WHEN THEY CLAIM TO HAVE NEVER HEARD
'CHOOSIN TEXAS
Proclaiming you're unfamiliar with Ella Langley's record-setting song has a lot in common with saying "I listen to anything but country"
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suzannf.bsky.social @suzannf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
As an elder millennial, this thread is both hilarious and deeply painful to me
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suzannf.bsky.social @suzannf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
True, but not in the way they probably think
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suzannf.bsky.social @suzannf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If they haven’t used it, what exactly is the fraud? It’s not like insurance gives back money if you don’t file claims. Jesus christ these fuckers are stupid.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Still unfathomable to me given the horrendous destruction of DOGE and how unfathomably heinous he continues to be on his social media duchy, that he can shovel cash to Republicans, go to a state dinner, and the press still doesn't treat him as remotely problematic as Hasan Piker.
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suzannf.bsky.social @suzannf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I mostly feel mentally & emotionally okay for having had a heart attack a week ago, except about once a day I randomly burst into tears. I guess that’s… fair? reasonable? Bodies are weird.
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most riveting thing I've seen all week
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suzannf.bsky.social @suzannf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Star Wars: Kill It With Fire Meme
Alt: Star Wars: Kill It With Fire Meme
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suzannf.bsky.social @suzannf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
yeah I’ll cut my own tongue out before I ever call it that, just to go on record
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suzannf.bsky.social @suzannf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Asking a woman to wear pantyhose is weird and sexist. Lighting a cigarette in an interview is rude and, in 2026, not even legal in many places. Bringing an iced coffee is more minor than either, but still overly cavalier and kinda tacky, imo.
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suzannf.bsky.social @suzannf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The placement of certain shows on this list has provided me with good answers for the next “share your unpopular opinion” meme I see. 🫢
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suzannf.bsky.social @suzannf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Okay this ring thing is pretty damn baller
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Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“Female girl” is perfect. Also the sponsor…so good. 😂
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suzannf.bsky.social @suzannf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You have to beat OG Bubble Bobble all in one go; there are no save points or skips. I so vividly remember my mom, sister & me passing the controllers around based on who was best at which parts and all three of us screaming & cheering our heads off through the final levels on the day we did it.
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Bubble Bobble Nintendo NES Gameplay
Alt: Bubble Bobble Nintendo NES Gameplay
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Bart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves.
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suzannf.bsky.social @suzannf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So they think that within 3 years, robots will be independently building murder factories on the ice caps that humans can’t control/shut down? Am I reading this correctly? And they’ll be able to scan & copy dead human brains? Self-driving cars are rendered helpless when you leave the door open.
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suzannf.bsky.social @suzannf.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When you’ve just been in the hospital for four days under emergency conditions, every push alert from your health insurance app is legit a jump scare
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suzannf.bsky.social @suzannf.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Throw him in a sack with John Fetterman and yeet it into the sun
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suzannf.bsky.social @suzannf.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
WHAT THE FUCK. No, it is not better for all of us to let him save face. JESUS. “I would rather move the ball forward to the benefit of the American people, and if we can do it in a way that allows him to save face, and he doesn't stop us, then that's better for everybody all around," she adds.
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suzannf.bsky.social @suzannf.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oh, so if Elon ponies up a nice little bribe, they’ll kill streaming of the documentary. Got it.
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Michaël Jarjour @jarjour.myatproto.social · 23/09/2026
Extremely justified use of all caps
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suzannf.bsky.social @suzannf.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Behold your legacy, John, you faithless piece of shit. May it haunt you until your dying day.
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suzannf.bsky.social @suzannf.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I want to see every last one of them ruthlessly turn on him and then get lit tf up In November anyway
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suzannf.bsky.social @suzannf.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You absolute goddamn moron, that’s literally how insurance works. Everyone pays in; some people use it a lot and some people use it very little (or not at all). No competent doctor on this earth doesn’t understand this extremely basic principle.
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DevinCow @devincow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oh, my heart
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suzannf.bsky.social @suzannf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Do you think he comes up with this ridiculous dog shit ahead of time, or does he just say whatever pops into his feeble peanut-shell brain in the moment?
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suzannf.bsky.social @suzannf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
As part of my heart attack ~journey~ I have learned that I also have an (unrelated?!) congenital heart defect that kills 90% of people by age 1 and nearly all the rest by age 35-40. I am 45. How am I supposed to feel about this please help?
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suzannf.bsky.social @suzannf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
They really should have rigged up a trap door & pool of sharks at the podium to do the world a favor and end all of this
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suzannf.bsky.social @suzannf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I always like & prefer being at home, homebody that I am, but being here after 4 days in the hospital is possibly the best feeling in the world.
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