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emmy nominee gaystrom intodudes @suspiciouscoffee.bsky.social · 14h
GET FUCKED TOMMY BOY LMFAO
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
astros winning the AL West
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Luigi Wins in Mario Party Mini-Game
ALT: Luigi Wins in Mario Party Mini-Game
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emmy nominee gaystrom intodudes @suspiciouscoffee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Jon Watts is really the perfect director to bring back the listless energy and visual excellence of the prequels
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emmy nominee gaystrom intodudes @suspiciouscoffee.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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emmy nominee gaystrom intodudes @suspiciouscoffee.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I’m an Emmy* nominee *regional daytime news Emmys
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emmy nominee gaystrom intodudes @suspiciouscoffee.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
John Stewart’s mom: you embarrassed and traumatized my husband The Guardians:
Man holding gemstone in photos posted to facebook. “Gemstone?” he asks in the caption. “Looking for buyer..”
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emmy nominee gaystrom intodudes @suspiciouscoffee.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Never posted my Petra Parker comic. I need a better scanner.
PANEL 1: Petra Parker holds up her old costume.
Petra (thought balloon): The old costume doesn’t fit anymore.
I guess that means it’s to make it official: From now on, I am SPIDER-MAN NO MORE!

PANEL 2: Ripping off the trash can alley shot from the famous comic
Petra (thought balloon): Spider-Girl? No, too immature. 
(Another thought balloon): Spider-Woman? Taken.
(Another thought balloon): Hmm.

PANEL 3: A silhouetted leg of J. Jonah Jameson frames Petra as she enters the newsroom.
JJJ: Ms. Spider-Man!
Petra: What? No, I’m not— You can’t mean…

PANEL 4: JJJ stands in front of a white board with hands on his hips. Robbie stands next to him and rolls his eyes with arms crossed.
JJJ: Of course not, I’m asking her new alias, you moron!
JJJ: Uh… bimbo?
Robbie: Jonah.
JJJ: Hey! I’m being affirming. Work with me here.

PANEL 6: Spidey in her new costume.
Spidey (thought): Well, that could’ve been worse. He could’ve found out I’m really Spider-
Spidey (another thought balloon): …Something.
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emmy nominee gaystrom intodudes @suspiciouscoffee.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
dc ancient rome elseworld featuring Gaius Gardner
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Julia @cafesaturn.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
#myart It was Kirby's birthday yesterday! Here's a New Gods #1 panel redraw in celebration. It's an Orion and Lightray interaction, what did you expect
Drawing: Redraw of two panels from New Gods #1 by Jack Kirby (inks by Colletta, letters by Costanza). I included my version and Kirby's original.
Panel 1:
ORION: Perhaps! We are DIFFERENT, you and I... and yet-- good FRIENDS!
Lightray: Yes, but I hide NOTHING from you-- whereas-- inside you there are CHAMBERS which NO ONE may enter!
PANEL 2:
ORION: That is TRUE! I am TWO worlds-- like NEW GENESIS, and that demon's pit-- APOKOLIPS! --ONE drifting forever in the shadow of the OTHER--
LIGHTRAY: ORION-- I didn't mean--
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Hello, it's Dan McDaid @danmcdaid.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
BIG!
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
i can see it
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emmy nominee gaystrom intodudes @suspiciouscoffee.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Catching up on Supergirl and I’d like to thank @mooncalfe1.bsky.social et. al. for keeping thought balloons alive in cape stories in the age of character narration caption boxes.
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emmy nominee gaystrom intodudes @suspiciouscoffee.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
“NOW” THAT’S WHAT I CALL THE PRESENT MOMENT
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emmy nominee gaystrom intodudes @suspiciouscoffee.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Off to a great start
active shooter, adorkable, apophenia, ass clown, asshat
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emmy nominee gaystrom intodudes @suspiciouscoffee.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
gay porn parody of REACHER called REACHEROUND. is this anything
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emmy nominee gaystrom intodudes @suspiciouscoffee.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Hoverboards are the future of transportation! Get on board or get left behind, luddites!
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emmy nominee gaystrom intodudes @suspiciouscoffee.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I pledge myself to the Sunnippon Caliphate
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emmy nominee gaystrom intodudes @suspiciouscoffee.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Guy in the third century BC: yooo they finally put The Odyssey on Physical Media!
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emmy nominee gaystrom intodudes @suspiciouscoffee.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
So how long can they actually keep the McConnell scam going?
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Hello, it's Dan McDaid @danmcdaid.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
BEHOLD THE DOG OF WAR
Jack Kirby's Orion drawn by Dan McDaid
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Ben Sears @bensears.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Orion/Mr. Miracle sketch blank commission
A blank comic cover with a drawing of Orion and Mr. Miracle blasting some enemies off page
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emmy nominee gaystrom intodudes @suspiciouscoffee.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
george lucas minion
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Im yelling “go Robert Mueller and the rule of law!”
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emmy nominee gaystrom intodudes @suspiciouscoffee.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
ai slop ad for a mobile phone slot machine: hit the jockpoot
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emmy nominee gaystrom intodudes @suspiciouscoffee.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Edited Jack Kirby panel of Orion of the New Gods with Metron and Lightray behind him. Orion’s holding a joint and saying “THIS IS MY FATE, LIGHTRAY. I SHALL MEET MY FATHER DARKSEID IN THE FIRE PITS—AND WE SHALL SEE WHO CAN SMOKE THE LOUDEST !!!!!” Lightray chimes in “BUT DEAR FRIEND—-THE MEGA-BOOF IS TOO GREAT A POWER FOR EVEN THE GODS!! GO SMOKE IT IS TO CHALLENGE THE VERY SOURCE!”
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emmy nominee gaystrom intodudes @suspiciouscoffee.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Videodrome is VERY BIG and VERY COMPLEX! But they are hurt badly and we will be making a deal very soon. I am in no hurry but we will be making very BIG CHANGES toward NEW FLESH. It will be a TOTAL TRANSFORMATION like nothing anyone’s ever seen. Don’t be afraid to let your body DIE! President DJT!
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emmy nominee gaystrom intodudes @suspiciouscoffee.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Now that the DC “blackout” is officially dead on arrival I can say it remains baffling to me the whole thing was framed as blorbos over creators from the jump. Even the announcement letter calling it off says “Black *characters* deserve the same opportunities” instead of the actual humans involved.
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emmy nominee gaystrom intodudes @suspiciouscoffee.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Can’t say I’m surprised having seen The Creator. Not a terrible movie or anything but very much taking the allegory and allusion of “AI” characters in other Sci-Fi (Blade Runner, etc) and flattening them to a literal surface level story saying “AI are people too”
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ABOOnchio👻 BOOlchetti👻 @vor-bokor.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Respectfully and with peace and love, AI users should be sent to reeducation camps
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emmy nominee gaystrom intodudes @suspiciouscoffee.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Better looks at the finished (for now) Orion costume
Some beanpole pretending to be Orion of New Gods. Orion if the Astro-Force was just Marfan syndrome.Medium shot where I riffed on a Simonson pose. Nice try.Medium shot with a hand stretched out but the hand is out of focusWider, lower-angle, shorter-lens shot where the hand is stretched out farther and even more out of focus.
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emmy nominee gaystrom intodudes @suspiciouscoffee.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Yoooo DC’s latest Absolute comic is craaaazy
Absolut Vodka
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
But aside from that, how was the dinner?
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emmy nominee gaystrom intodudes @suspiciouscoffee.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Disappointment (i have been asleep all day)
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/04/2026
Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings
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emmy nominee gaystrom intodudes @suspiciouscoffee.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Of course he didn’t. He did it before the arrest.
AP headline: Lawyers for singer Dfourvid say he didn’t kill 14-year-old girl after his arrest
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Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 07/04/2026
"What can Democrats do?" When the South Korean president attempted to declare martial law, South Korean lawmakers literally fought through tanks and military forces and climbed fences to get into their Parliament building to stop him. So, you know, that.
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emmy nominee gaystrom intodudes @suspiciouscoffee.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Update:
Silver-painted foam thingys with Kirby crackle detail and a big empty space in the left one to fit a Mother Box inBloots (blue boots)Some idiot beanpole halfway-dressed like Orion of Jack Kirby’s/DC’s New Gods. Not final.
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emmy nominee gaystrom intodudes @suspiciouscoffee.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Article from The Verge saying you can now talk to a slop machine while driving with Apple CarPlayThe AI chatbot avatar “Hunny” from David Cronenberg’s The Shrouds, a 3D cartoon woman modeled after (and voiced by) Diane Kruger.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
the tennessee titans were dissolved in 2006
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emmy nominee gaystrom intodudes @suspiciouscoffee.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Spider-Man and Mary Jane’s bull Paul Rabin revealed in his glory as the Marvel universe’s god, introducing himself by saying “I am the One Above Paul”
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emmy nominee gaystrom intodudes @suspiciouscoffee.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
[LaRussell voice] “Stephen Moffat wrote “Heaven Sent’”
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emmy nominee gaystrom intodudes @suspiciouscoffee.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Update:
Orion helmet, now with more paintSame from the sideSome guy posing in the mirror wearing thick, unpainted foam wrist braces
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emmy nominee gaystrom intodudes @suspiciouscoffee.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Guy who’s mad AI stole his art but he sucks so his art genuinely just looks like every AI thing
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emmy nominee gaystrom intodudes @suspiciouscoffee.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Hell of a play to namedrop the Children Of in teaser trailer number 1 for what is ostensibly supposed to just be Messiah
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emmy nominee gaystrom intodudes @suspiciouscoffee.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
They should have to specify which of the dual roles Jordan won for
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Jordan Uhl @jordanuhl.com · 16/03/2026
Javier Bardem at the Oscars: No to war, and free Palestine.
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emmy nominee gaystrom intodudes @suspiciouscoffee.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
michael b. jordan? more like. michael b. acting!
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emmy nominee gaystrom intodudes @suspiciouscoffee.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
That’s a wrap for the best picture list this year
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emmy nominee gaystrom intodudes @suspiciouscoffee.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
I’ve never really tried to do serious cosplay before. That changes now!
Unpainted foam helmet sitting on newspaper. The helmet is meant to be that of Orion of Jack Kirby’s New Gods comics. Turned at about 20 degrees to the right, photo taken from slight high angle.Same helmet from the front. Same newspaper underneath. Same Bat-time, same Bat-channel, you get the drill.
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My Pun Killed Steve Albini @texannolongerinnyc.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
He wanted to deny women the right to an education and make them completely subservient to men, and he thought that gay people should be put to death. I don't know why anyone is sad about him getting killed. But anyway enough about Charlie Kirk. What's this Iran thing?
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