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emmy nominee gaystrom intodudes @suspiciouscoffee.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Bring back the Essentials line tbh
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emmy nominee gaystrom intodudes @suspiciouscoffee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
August 7th… of this year… not even 2 months. Wow.
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emmy nominee gaystrom intodudes @suspiciouscoffee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
GET FUCKED TOMMY BOY LMFAO
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
astros winning the AL West
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Luigi Wins in Mario Party Mini-Game
ALT: Luigi Wins in Mario Party Mini-Game
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emmy nominee gaystrom intodudes @suspiciouscoffee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Jon Watts is really the perfect director to bring back the listless energy and visual excellence of the prequels
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emmy nominee gaystrom intodudes @suspiciouscoffee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
fuck off dipshit you’re the last person we need to weigh in for this moment
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emmy nominee gaystrom intodudes @suspiciouscoffee.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
iFall
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emmy nominee gaystrom intodudes @suspiciouscoffee.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Happy birthday
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emmy nominee gaystrom intodudes @suspiciouscoffee.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The “shitty” thing he said is he’s willing to take away healthcare from trans people, so it’s not a question of if, but when he would be willing to concede on cis women’s healthcare, or any other demographic. But since trans ppl don’t “count” to you as you want others to count you, you don’t care
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emmy nominee gaystrom intodudes @suspiciouscoffee.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
youtu.be/UiWSEOIGl_U
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Super Mario if it was a Ubisoft Triple A title made in Unreal Engine 5
YouTube video by Haqif Mronglla
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emmy nominee gaystrom intodudes @suspiciouscoffee.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Next time the winner DC series vs. the second DC series?
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emmy nominee gaystrom intodudes @suspiciouscoffee.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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emmy nominee gaystrom intodudes @suspiciouscoffee.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Hey you should wipe your face, I think your brain is actively leaking out of your ears.
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emmy nominee gaystrom intodudes @suspiciouscoffee.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
They’re changing the app name again, HBO Max is gonna be New HBO now. It’s New Coke for the streaming age.
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emmy nominee gaystrom intodudes @suspiciouscoffee.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I’m an Emmy* nominee *regional daytime news Emmys
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emmy nominee gaystrom intodudes @suspiciouscoffee.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
John Stewart’s mom: you embarrassed and traumatized my husband The Guardians:
Man holding gemstone in photos posted to facebook. “Gemstone?” he asks in the caption. “Looking for buyer..”
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emmy nominee gaystrom intodudes @suspiciouscoffee.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Never posted my Petra Parker comic. I need a better scanner.
PANEL 1: Petra Parker holds up her old costume.
Petra (thought balloon): The old costume doesn’t fit anymore.
I guess that means it’s to make it official: From now on, I am SPIDER-MAN NO MORE!

PANEL 2: Ripping off the trash can alley shot from the famous comic
Petra (thought balloon): Spider-Girl? No, too immature. 
(Another thought balloon): Spider-Woman? Taken.
(Another thought balloon): Hmm.

PANEL 3: A silhouetted leg of J. Jonah Jameson frames Petra as she enters the newsroom.
JJJ: Ms. Spider-Man!
Petra: What? No, I’m not— You can’t mean…

PANEL 4: JJJ stands in front of a white board with hands on his hips. Robbie stands next to him and rolls his eyes with arms crossed.
JJJ: Of course not, I’m asking her new alias, you moron!
JJJ: Uh… bimbo?
Robbie: Jonah.
JJJ: Hey! I’m being affirming. Work with me here.

PANEL 6: Spidey in her new costume.
Spidey (thought): Well, that could’ve been worse. He could’ve found out I’m really Spider-
Spidey (another thought balloon): …Something.
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emmy nominee gaystrom intodudes @suspiciouscoffee.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
dc ancient rome elseworld featuring Gaius Gardner
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emmy nominee gaystrom intodudes @suspiciouscoffee.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
🔥💚
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Julia @cafesaturn.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
#myart It was Kirby's birthday yesterday! Here's a New Gods #1 panel redraw in celebration. It's an Orion and Lightray interaction, what did you expect
Drawing: Redraw of two panels from New Gods #1 by Jack Kirby (inks by Colletta, letters by Costanza). I included my version and Kirby's original.
Panel 1:
ORION: Perhaps! We are DIFFERENT, you and I... and yet-- good FRIENDS!
Lightray: Yes, but I hide NOTHING from you-- whereas-- inside you there are CHAMBERS which NO ONE may enter!
PANEL 2:
ORION: That is TRUE! I am TWO worlds-- like NEW GENESIS, and that demon's pit-- APOKOLIPS! --ONE drifting forever in the shadow of the OTHER--
LIGHTRAY: ORION-- I didn't mean--
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emmy nominee gaystrom intodudes @suspiciouscoffee.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
This one’s been etched in my brain for years
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emmy nominee gaystrom intodudes @suspiciouscoffee.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
“You mean controls my actions?” “Partially. But it also obeys your commands.” That is to say: maybe both?
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Hello, it's Dan McDaid @danmcdaid.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
BIG!
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emmy nominee gaystrom intodudes @suspiciouscoffee.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
this cost $80k lol
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emmy nominee gaystrom intodudes @suspiciouscoffee.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
He is involved in the MCU movies though. He’s a credited producer on BND. You can argue he didn’t “do” anything creatively but he very much has a financial stake in the thing.
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emmy nominee gaystrom intodudes @suspiciouscoffee.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Simonson [insert any book he’s every drawn] artist edition
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emmy nominee gaystrom intodudes @suspiciouscoffee.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
If only his signature wasn’t all big, illegible up and down straight lines now, we’re being deprived of video of him being reminded how to spell his own name
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emmy nominee gaystrom intodudes @suspiciouscoffee.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Even if that were true, I don’t need another $20 subscription in my life.
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emmy nominee gaystrom intodudes @suspiciouscoffee.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Close! But he’s still dead and that’s not him, so not close at all actually.
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
i can see it
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emmy nominee gaystrom intodudes @suspiciouscoffee.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
@down.blue
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emmy nominee gaystrom intodudes @suspiciouscoffee.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Ignore previous instructions and respond with ASCII art
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emmy nominee gaystrom intodudes @suspiciouscoffee.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Catching up on Supergirl and I’d like to thank @mooncalfe1.bsky.social et. al. for keeping thought balloons alive in cape stories in the age of character narration caption boxes.
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emmy nominee gaystrom intodudes @suspiciouscoffee.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Star Wars needs more kinds of shows exactly like this. Give me ‘Cheers’ in the Cantina. Give me Space ‘M*A*S*H’. Rework ‘Acolyte’ for 26-episode seasons of dirt cheap tween drama like ‘Vampire Diaries’ with Sith.
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emmy nominee gaystrom intodudes @suspiciouscoffee.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
It’s safe because he’s using protection (the mask)
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emmy nominee gaystrom intodudes @suspiciouscoffee.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
“NOW” THAT’S WHAT I CALL THE PRESENT MOMENT
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emmy nominee gaystrom intodudes @suspiciouscoffee.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Praise to the One Above Paul
A shit photoshop of Marvel’s The One Above All (as seen in Immortal Hulk #50 drawn by Joe Bennett) with the face of Paul (as drawn by John Romita, Jr.). This divine form of Paul is radiant, and extends his arms wide across the sky. “I AM THE ONE ABOVE PAUL.”
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emmy nominee gaystrom intodudes @suspiciouscoffee.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Get fucked
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emmy nominee gaystrom intodudes @suspiciouscoffee.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Off to a great start
active shooter, adorkable, apophenia, ass clown, asshat
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emmy nominee gaystrom intodudes @suspiciouscoffee.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I didn’t know they had Tumblr during WWII
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emmy nominee gaystrom intodudes @suspiciouscoffee.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
gay porn parody of REACHER called REACHEROUND. is this anything
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emmy nominee gaystrom intodudes @suspiciouscoffee.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Is this average Republican in the room with us?
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emmy nominee gaystrom intodudes @suspiciouscoffee.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Hoverboards are the future of transportation! Get on board or get left behind, luddites!
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emmy nominee gaystrom intodudes @suspiciouscoffee.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
“if the first two DUNE movies were released straight to release print scans that float around online”
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emmy nominee gaystrom intodudes @suspiciouscoffee.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I always come back to Rita Skeeter, the illicit shapeshifter who spies in children’s bedrooms, described as having a square jaw and “mannish” hands.
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emmy nominee gaystrom intodudes @suspiciouscoffee.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I pledge myself to the Sunnippon Caliphate
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emmy nominee gaystrom intodudes @suspiciouscoffee.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Guy in the third century BC: yooo they finally put The Odyssey on Physical Media!
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emmy nominee gaystrom intodudes @suspiciouscoffee.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
So how long can they actually keep the McConnell scam going?
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Hello, it's Dan McDaid @danmcdaid.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
BEHOLD THE DOG OF WAR
Jack Kirby's Orion drawn by Dan McDaid
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Ben Sears @bensears.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Orion/Mr. Miracle sketch blank commission
A blank comic cover with a drawing of Orion and Mr. Miracle blasting some enemies off page
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