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@surtic.bsky.social
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the trans daughter of a lesbian household a cryptid with alleged cher vibes many slurs in a trenchcoat megachurch cultist an actual fucking genius absolute twat angel 🏳️‍⚧️♀️

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Jessident_Evil.jpg @surtic.bsky.social · 5h
CHAT MY VIDEOGAME ACTUALLY LOOKS LIKE A VIDEOGAME NOW I still need to sort out someof the environment and clean things up and fix a couple of glaring issues but IT IS A VIDEOGAME NOW PROPERLY LOOK AT IT I MADE THIS :>
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Jessident_Evil.jpg @surtic.bsky.social · 54m
in another life ii would have been that author arty type who smoked a pipe and had a cat that sat next to her typewriter and watched the smoke drift by
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Jessident_Evil.jpg @surtic.bsky.social · 55m
it's stupid as hell but i blow smoke rings with my vape so Quasit can watch it. she gets so enamoured with watching each one its so cute 😭
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Jessident_Evil.jpg @surtic.bsky.social · 4h
ur coyote ily2
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Jessident_Evil.jpg @surtic.bsky.social · 5h
Also credit where credit is due the tileset and sprites are from @itch.io because I suck at pixel art and there's some very talented people over there making amazing stuff.
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Jessident_Evil.jpg @surtic.bsky.social · 5h
CHAT MY VIDEOGAME ACTUALLY LOOKS LIKE A VIDEOGAME NOW I still need to sort out someof the environment and clean things up and fix a couple of glaring issues but IT IS A VIDEOGAME NOW PROPERLY LOOK AT IT I MADE THIS :>
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Jessident_Evil.jpg @surtic.bsky.social · 6h
it's a talent for sure
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Jessident_Evil.jpg @surtic.bsky.social · 22h
also i made it so the AI can teabag things if something dies near it lmao
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Jessident_Evil.jpg @surtic.bsky.social · 22h
Another gamedev update! The stamina and health orbs are looking good, floating texts work, hitboxes don't crash the game which is always nice, and there's little NPC's with the same skillset as the player hopping around in an arena being gremlins. This is rapidly going in the right direction!
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Jessident_Evil.jpg @surtic.bsky.social · 22h
wile e coyote
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Jessident_Evil.jpg @surtic.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
horrors of the world too much? vibes not vibing? slap this badboy on and let soundcloud just keep playing afterwards. horrors will be kept at bay and vibes will be restored to full functionality.
soundcloud.com
Lockerz- Paramore DUB (Free Download)
Thanks for blowing this up on TT. Paramore - All I wanted (Lockerz Edit)
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Jessident_Evil.jpg @surtic.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Koshka, ft Pusheen
Koshka the Russian Blue kitten cuddling a pink and purple Pusheen on red bedsheets.
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Jessident_Evil.jpg @surtic.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Tonight on Jess Tries To Sleep: Koshka has curled into me and is gently purring. Girlfriend is snoozing next to me. Quasit is doing Quasit things. This is peaceful.
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Jessident_Evil.jpg @surtic.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Just take him ice skating and then punch him in the face
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Jessident_Evil.jpg @surtic.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Thats the only anti depressants that's worked for me, but unfortunately those fucking things absolutely demolish my ability to function as a human being to an insane degree so I've just gotta rawdog it lmao
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Jessident_Evil.jpg @surtic.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I can tell Koshka loves me because whenever I sequester myself away in the office so I don't wake girlfriend up this stupid lumpy child of mine waits patiently for me to emerge and then when I get into bed she immediately curls up into me, purrs like the universe is ending and falls asleep 😭
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Jessident_Evil.jpg @surtic.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Tankies inferno?
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Jessident_Evil.jpg @surtic.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Insomnia + tinnitus + I can hear my blood and/or nervous system I think. It's a good thing I can pull off disheveled.
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Jessident_Evil.jpg @surtic.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
she takes the pill or she gets the hose again
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Jessident_Evil.jpg @surtic.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
BZZT. Oh whoops, sorry, that was your spleen.
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Jessident_Evil.jpg @surtic.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
hi
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Jessident_Evil.jpg @surtic.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the same can be achieved with a hatchet and a good tourniquet btw
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Jessident_Evil.jpg @surtic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
All of this is to say the game development is getting there v nicely and I am v happy with it so far
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Jessident_Evil.jpg @surtic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
tomorrow I learn to make moving platforms, then I make a big fancy tileset, then I build a proper level. After that it's making some things to kill, and a boss to do battle with!!
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Jessident_Evil.jpg @surtic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Kind miss the times where the forever discourse was usually some furry talking over trans women about issues facing trans women and not some liberal with conditional allyship eventually telling trans women to enjoy the camps ngl.
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Jessident_Evil.jpg @surtic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My brain is reading it in his cadence and its so peak lmao
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Jessident_Evil.jpg @surtic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"unfortunately the young coyote has had to much success - a crowd has gathered and now the prospective mates are vying for her attention through increasingly more elaborate displays. Her lobster is too buttery, her steak? Far too juicy."
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Jessident_Evil.jpg @surtic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Here we see the North American coyote girl. Watch as, carefully, she makes her way through the crowd of prospective mates to an opening in the bar - her objective? To acquire what she needs most for her survival in the humid atmosphere of this neon lit venue. A vodka soda awaits."
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Jessident_Evil.jpg @surtic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hey Siri how do I train my cat to understand that my thigh is not her personal pin cushion?
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Jessident_Evil.jpg @surtic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Tonight on Jess Tries To Sleep (the less interesting spinoff series of Jess Does IT): Koshka has decided the best place to sleep is under my legs so she can stab me with her claws. This is not ideal.
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Jessident_Evil.jpg @surtic.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Idk who needs to hear this but here is Quasit purring
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Jessident_Evil.jpg @surtic.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i could also print a little placard saying meneer---de-uil has room temperature IQ, would this also be correct?
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Jessident_Evil.jpg @surtic.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
you're conflating antisemitism with opposing the state of israel and the actions of netanyahu
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bites u @snuffbait.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Jessident_Evil.jpg @surtic.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
why does she look like the dyke working the door of the scuffed venue who's just spotted a hen party and knows she's going to be hit on for the next ten minutes before turning them all away
Big Den
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Jessident_Evil.jpg @surtic.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Menice?
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Jessident_Evil.jpg @surtic.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Denise the Menace
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Jessident_Evil.jpg @surtic.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
In cute outfits and nice makeup and with good hair too apparently! Crazy, they let coyotes look so beautiful. Nature is amazing.
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Jessident_Evil.jpg @surtic.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
they let coyotes into weddings now that's crazy
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Jessident_Evil.jpg @surtic.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Happy birthday babe!
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Jessident_Evil.jpg @surtic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
RIP to everyone killed by the gods for their hubris. Couldn't be me, I'm built different. Maybe even better than the gods.
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Jessident_Evil.jpg @surtic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hey, if you see this and you're not doing too great please reach out. You've got a friend here, and I can't lose any more people.
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Jessident_Evil.jpg @surtic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
can i introduce you to Guthrie Govan and his very silly very technically brilliant music www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQ9M...
youtube.com
Wonderful Slippery Thing
YouTube video by Guthrie Govan - Topic
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Jessident_Evil.jpg @surtic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
RIP Samara 💔
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Jessident_Evil.jpg @surtic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Important thread.
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Jessident_Evil.jpg @surtic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
you can try but you will fail, sleeping on side v comfy comfy :3
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Jessident_Evil.jpg @surtic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Chat it happened again.
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Jessident_Evil.jpg @surtic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Thankyouuuu, I just need to implement like uhh, attacking and blocking, and then health and mana and two abilities and then I can make some monsters, and then I can make levels and the-
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Jessident_Evil.jpg @surtic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this has been the most gratifying thing i've worked on in years and years and years and years
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Jessident_Evil.jpg @surtic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
so i exported this into a windows .exe and booted it up on my gaming rig and chat i appear to have made a videogame this is so fuckin' cool i don't care i'm so happy :D
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