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dark-paul gosselaar

@suprchnk.bsky.social
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dark-paul gosselaar @suprchnk.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
buying a car is essentially a commitment to setting thousands of dollars on fire every year just to get around a little quicker and be in charge of the music
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Fred Katz @fredkatz.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Totally normal behavior going on outside MSG:
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/02/2025
Reptile Handler At Birthday Party Ruthlessly Heckled By 6-Year-Old For Showing Amphibian theonion.com/reptile...
Reptile Handler At Birthday Party Ruthlessly Heckled By 6-Year-Old For Showing Amphibian
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/02/2025
Kendrick Lamar Awarded Nobel Beef Prize theonion.com/kendric...
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dark-paul gosselaar @suprchnk.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
like what
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dark-paul gosselaar @suprchnk.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
i’m
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Science is no match for an article headline some guy saw on the internet.
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dark-paul gosselaar @suprchnk.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
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dark-paul gosselaar @suprchnk.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
the only way i’ll ever get good pictures of myself is to take pictures or let people take pictures of me, two things i dread rather specifically.
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dark-paul gosselaar @suprchnk.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
none of these people deserve the benefit of the doubt. it’s exactly what it looks like, they know what it is, and they think you’re stupid. who with any real power is gonna check them anyway?
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People’s City Council - Los Angeles @pplscitycouncil.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
The way forward is the same as it’s always been - organize your neighborhood, your household, your workplace. Nobody is coming to save us except ourselves. Look out for one another.
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dark-paul gosselaar @suprchnk.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
enough with the wind
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dark-paul gosselaar @suprchnk.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
beginning to think people just really don’t like elon and zuck’s apps and no ban on any one app will change that
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
More than 100 years after its initial review that blamed Black men, the Dept. of Justice just released its report on the 1921 Tulsa race massacre The report says the attack “was so systematic and coordinated that it transcended mere mob violence”
theguardian.com
DoJ releases its Tulsa race massacre report over 100 years after initial review
DoJ report acknowledges attack ‘was so systematic and coordinated that it transcended mere mob violence’
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dark-paul gosselaar @suprchnk.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
imagine what this city could do if 90% of its budget didn’t go directly to lapd
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dark-paul gosselaar @suprchnk.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
i’ve had it with this fucking wind enough is enough
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Dr Mackademic @drmackademic.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
GTFOH, Chuck! It’s fossils like you and Pelosi who continually stand in the way of progressives who run on policies that are ridiculously popular with your base. Please retire yesterday.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
RIP.
theonion.com
You People Made Me Give Up My Peanut Farm Before I Got To Be President
For generations, U.S. presidents have gone to great lengths to avoid potential conflicts of interest. When I was elected, I followed suit by placing my small business in a blind trust to assure our ci...
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 01/12/2024
Belgian sex workers won all kinds of legal protections & I'm convinced that sex work being illegal or legally gray in much of the so-called developed world is largely to prevent this particular fixture of essential working class people from being able to win these kinds of rights.
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dark-paul gosselaar @suprchnk.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
forgot about chris mullin for a second but schröder wearing 71 is grotesque
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dark-paul gosselaar @suprchnk.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
“kick in the face” soundcloud.com/suprchnk/kic...
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claire de lune @clairempls.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
i just went to trader joe’s and there was plenty of parking. all the transplants who left LA for xmas please never come back
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Ginger is the spice of the sky and if you don’t believe me you’ve never felt your body crave a ginger ale the moment the drinks cart appears on your flight
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 25/12/2024
newspapers running these stories quoting Trump claiming he'll be a "Law & Order President" while not mentioning he himself is awaiting sentencing after being convicted on 34 counts of serious financial crimes. It is a CHOICE to exclude that information, or to report anything he says like this
theguardian.com
Trump says DoJ will ‘vigorously’ pursue death penalty after Biden commutations | Donald Trump | The Guardian
Trump can’t reverse commutations of 37 people but says US will be ‘Nation of Law and Order’ when he is inaugurated
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dark-paul gosselaar @suprchnk.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
merry christmas you filthy animals
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Man. If you don’t raise your children, other forces will
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dark-paul gosselaar @suprchnk.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
there hasn’t been an album made in the last ten years that hasn’t featured don toliver
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dark-paul gosselaar @suprchnk.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
that dude having *that* voice and being the lead vocalist for creed will never not be funny to me
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dark-paul gosselaar @suprchnk.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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dark-paul gosselaar @suprchnk.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
faded off that emergen-c right now
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dark-paul gosselaar @suprchnk.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
also just listened to colman domingo talk for 45 minutes, that might have a bit to do with it.
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dark-paul gosselaar @suprchnk.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
i’ve grown to not dislike it so much, and women tend to like it which is all that really matters at the end of the day, but i wish i had sort of smoother, more buttery or even raspier voice. i guess i can still grow into that.
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dark-paul gosselaar @suprchnk.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
a goofy movie
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dark-paul gosselaar @suprchnk.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
did eric adams say this?
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dark-paul gosselaar @suprchnk.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
i have voice envy all the time, like if i could tweak my voice even a little bit or swap it with someone else’s i would do it in a heartbeat. not nearly as big of an insecurity as it used to be, but still.
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Dr Mackademic @drmackademic.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Thats because anywhere else isn’t the Lakers. Also, I’ve yet to hear Darvin take accountability for HIS miscues or things he could’ve done better.
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dark-paul gosselaar @suprchnk.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
stevie wonder really had a baby and immediately said “i gotta get to the studio”
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The Hounds of Basquiatball @basquiatball.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Losing Schröder for essentially nothing a few years ago is a very under-mentioned aspect of some of the Lakers' problems since then
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dark-paul gosselaar @suprchnk.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
this is a shel silverstein household, get that rupi kaur outta here.
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dark-paul gosselaar @suprchnk.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
i don’t fully respect poetry that doesn’t rhyme
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Alex Mack 10 @chillarybanks.com · 17/12/2024
(I know yall too old to be asking the skyline these dumb ass questions y’all be asking.)
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Alex Mack 10 @chillarybanks.com · 17/12/2024
Don’t think that I don’t see you niggas engaging in them, “ladies/men how y’all feel if,” engagement traps. Embarrassing.
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dark-paul gosselaar @suprchnk.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
i hate that electric cars all make that noise like they’re descending from the heavens
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dark-paul gosselaar @suprchnk.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
happy to have yet another venue where i can whine about the cold
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dark-paul gosselaar @suprchnk.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
just remembered xavier henry
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dark-paul gosselaar @suprchnk.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
it’s the only way my ass will end up there to begin with
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dark-paul gosselaar @suprchnk.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
i need a workout partner i’m (half) dead serious
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