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Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 23h

Here's what I was told about my university SA that I hope more people hear: You didn't do anything wrong; you brought something to the university's attention Ofc do it for you, but also do it to leave a paper trail for future reporters Keep going to therapy like you'd keep going to the gym

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Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 30/09/2026

Low-key feeling like I could eat a wheel of brie by myself rn

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Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 28/09/2026

Taste-wise, to me, it's like cranberry sauce on chicken???? Sweet and savory can belong together but you're also balancing the acidity and intensity

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Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 28/09/2026

Aside from "live and let live," I think pineapple pizza is about knowing the rules so you break them with intention Pineapple chunks on thin crust pizza would be a moisture mess Pineapple chutney or reduction drizzle makes sense on a pizza with sun-dried tomato and basil

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Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 28/09/2026

Thinking about that time I ordered a pizza w anchovies, olives, mushrooms, spinach It was made as requested except it had ONE piece of pineapple, as if the cook thought, "It's every hated ingredient, right? ... Oh, wait." He also had the server ask whether I ever order that with pineapple

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Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 28/09/2026

🫠 🫠 When you're horny, hungry, and tired at the same time So you masturbate first Which adds being dehydrated and thirsty on top of the other basic needs

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Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 28/09/2026

I am so grateful for the right to openly talk about dildos I have been two days without a dildo and I am once again seeing why penetrative toys border on a need, not a want for me I won't die if I don't have something phallic inside me but my quality of life would be limited

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Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 27/09/2026

(((As in my hair is already almost "classic length" but idk the limit for how long my hair can get. We'll find out if the limit is mid-thigh length or knee-length. I'm not planning to go beyond that, but we'll see)))

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Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 26/09/2026

I have seen "normal" hair people lamenting long hair's imagined shampoo budget, and I'm just like 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️ It varies, but it's not uncommon for people with long hair to: Use shampoo for just the scalp every other day-ish Preen natural oils downward Condition just the ends for easy combing

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Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 26/09/2026

Today I learned that "classic length" hair is the actual proper term for bootyhole touching hazard length hair (Or more precisely, when your head hair reaches the line where your butt cheek meets your leg) ((I don't know what the genetic potential of my hair length is but will give it ~3 years))

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Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 24/09/2026

😤😤😤😤 I'm glad you get it 😩😩

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Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 24/09/2026

Also I have a rich gay older brother who would want me to have a kid for him to adopt I have been yelled at by nurses when I was younger for saying: it's not 100% a life-ruiner if I have a kid when my family HAS BEEN WANTING ME TO BE A SURROGATE Risky health-wise, yes. But I had financial backing

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Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 24/09/2026

Should I have my sex education card revoked for this??? 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️ I think risk profiles, individual body awareness, and environmental context are important to acknowledge

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Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 24/09/2026

Am I crazy for thinking that the chiding against the pull-out method is overblown? There's a difference betw "I know when I am in my luteal phase BC I HAVE PMDD. I generally use condoms but withdrawal is within my risk profile" vs "I think withdrawal as a SOLE form of contraception is practical"

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Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 24/09/2026

BI PEOPLE NOT ONLY DESERVE QUEER JOY AND COMMUNITY IT'S ALSO SO IMPORTANT FOR SOMEONE'S HEALTH IF THEY CAN FIND IT THE EFFECTS OF MINORITY STRESS ON THE BODY ARE SO REAL TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF AND YOUR COMMUNITY, BC YOU DESERVE IT

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Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 24/09/2026

A BISEXUAL PERSON IS NOT HALF A GAY PERSON AND HALF A STRAIGHT PERSON BISEXUALITY IS ITS OWN THING WITH ITS OWN COMMON SET OF CHALLENGES A BI WOMAN WHO RESONATES WITH TRANS MEN, BI MEN, AND NONBINARY PEOPLE ISN'T "LESS QUEER" THAN A LESBIAN IT'S JUST A DIFFERENT KIND OF QUEERNESS, AND THAT'S FINE

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Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 24/09/2026

IT'S ACTUALLY COMMON FOR BI WOMEN TO FEEL MISUNDERSTOOD, UNSUPPORTED MEN MAY FETISHIZE THEM OR BE CONFUSED BC GENDERED EXPECTATIONS AFFECT BI WOMEN DIFFERENTLY THAN STRAIGHT WOMEN STRAIGHT WOMEN MIGHT FIND BI WOMEN UNRELATABLE LESBIANS CAN HAVE INTERNALIZED BIPHOBIA (VIEWING BI WOMEN AS TRAITORS)

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Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 24/09/2026

IF YOU FIND YOURSELF WONDERING WHETHER YOU "COUNT" AS A BI WOMAN OR "REALLY" QUEER, ASK YOURSELF: WOULD A BI MAN BE HELD TO THAT HIGH OF A "STANDARD" TO "PROVE" HIS QUEERNESS? WOULD A MAN WHO LIKES MEN AS MUCH AS YOU LIKE WOMEN BE PAINTED AS "ACTUALLY STRAIGHT"? SPOILER: NO, PROBABLY NOT

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Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 24/09/2026

BISEXUALITY VISIBILITY DAY REMINDERS: BISEXUALITY ISN'T JUST ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS BEHIND CLOSED DOORS IT IS ALSO ABOUT HOW SOMEONE RELATES TO GENDER ROLES AND EXPECTATIONS IT IS ABOUT FLUIDITY IN THEIR WORLD VIEW

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Kate Sloan (she/her) @katesloan.com · 22/09/2026

was reading up on that John Waters quote where he famously said you shouldn’t fuck people who don’t own books, and learned he apparently has ANOTHER banger quote about books:

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Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 22/09/2026

"I wish I could wear that, but I'm not 20 and a size zero" 🤗✨ I'm not 20 or a size 0 either! I'm 32 and a size 6 or 8-ish And I wear what I want 🙌🙌🙌

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Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 22/09/2026

"Being bigger means I'm harder to kidnap than those skinny bitches" Being both strong and skinny means it's easier for me to pull myself up to save my own life It's almost like... Different bodies adapted under different selection pressures and conditioning for different pros and cons

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Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 21/09/2026

It POTENTIALLY helps you be more present and your brain hemispheres communicate with each other better But I use my left hand for spray bottles bc I'm weirdly superstitious about "bad reps ruining" my dominant hand gvn trigger press. That's just me tho

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Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 18/09/2026

ADHD doesn't bother me much nowadays. Autism's hallmark traits don't resonate with me. Major Depressive Disorder isn't quite right. I'm glad we have arrived at not just PMDD, but also mild-to-moderate OCD that gets PME into moderate-to-severe if I'm not medicated or taking supplements when luteal

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Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 18/09/2026

I'm grateful that plenty of ways I feel pain or distress ARE heavily documented. Yeah, the medical system has a long way to go and there's a lot left to research. But also, I still have SOMETHING to work with.

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Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 18/09/2026

"Small penis humiliation is a specialized femdom service you have not paid for" —me, in my mind when reading some guys' comments on my social media and blog

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Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 17/09/2026

🌝 I'm also tickled by how my auntie doesn't question me messaging at 2am my time/2pm her time, BUT Her son's immediately like, "Big sis, when do you even sleep? 🥲"

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Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 17/09/2026

Me buying gifts for overseas family: Aunties get prestige beauty products Female cousins get trendy Sephora, Nyx, Bath & Body Works Male cousins and uncles get American workout supplements and gear

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Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 17/09/2026

My parents buying western gifts for family in Vietnam: Aunties and female cousins get luxury beauty products Little kids get candy and plush dolls Uncles and male cousins get bar soap

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Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 17/09/2026

"Funny" how tracking negative thoughts is supposed to be great in Cognitive Behavioral Therapy but awful for OCD specifically...

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Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 17/09/2026

Mental health update: might have an official OCD diagnosis soon OCD is one of the most misunderstood mental health issues and on average takes 14–17 years to diagnose Why? It's mistaken for other conditions AND it's not like a weekly therapist knows every little detail of how you spend your time

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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

20 year old me could not begin to comprehend how i came to be

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Franklin Veaux @franklinveaux.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

“Erotica gives people unrealistic ideas about sex and relationships.” Star Trek gives people unrealistic ideas about people coming together like mature adults to solve problems. Fiction is make-believe, you wall-mounted wankbangle.

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Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 16/09/2026

Current sick day activity: Online window shopping for frivolous things. When I see the cart total, I close the tab and put that dollar amount towards my student loans or stock portfolio

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Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 16/09/2026

Every time I ask myself, "how did humans survive before ___?" the short answer is: "many didn't" How did people with severe mental illness survive without meds? Tbh some didn't. Some were exiled or killed themselves How did people survive before antibiotics, vaccines? A LOT OF PEOPLE DIDN'T

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Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 16/09/2026

Also, I got two vaccines yesterday so I'm taking it easy today as my immune system kicks in, a lymph node in my arm pit aches, and my uterus is shedding (not quite bc of the shots lol but they did alter the expected flow)

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Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 16/09/2026

😊👉 Taking an antidepressant so I don't Google the same anxiety-ridden thing for the 473747264th time 😩✋ My antidepressant also makes me feel hung over, my appetite is down, and my brain feels foggy

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Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 15/09/2026

TL;DR I see the labor SWers put in behind the scenes If someone wants to focus on OnlyFans as a major income source, or thinks it's going to be big money? Scaling and taking it full-time is often not for the faint of heart If you make it, I hope you enjoy it, but as things stand, it's not for me

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Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 15/09/2026

Entitled subscribers may think paying $5/month entitles them to the model as their pen pal Think about how that math checks out for volume-based business, esp if you've worked retail, food service Such a model likely has higher-ticket offerings or pays someone to handle BS Either way, it's work

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Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 15/09/2026

If we focus on the HIGHEST earners, paths often include -Leveraging existing fame -Honing in on a niche -Using the initial subscription to upsell higher-priced PTV, custom vid, Findom, other experiences -Providing customer service, maybe managing assistants It's a small media company, basically

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Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 15/09/2026

HOT TAKE: I find it so insulting when someone tells me, "You'd make so much money on OnlyFans" solely because of how I look. It disregards SWers' business strategy, marketing, executive work, and customer service Hint: It's not as simple existing, posting nudes once or twice, and collecting cash

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ʙᴇᴄᴋʏ🔞 @beckymastery.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I do not "vanilla nsfw", I do not "maledom", I do not "tradicional straight romance", I need FEMDOM, I need DEGRADATION, I need SUBMISSIVE MEN, if there are no men being sluttified, I DON'T CARE.

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Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 15/09/2026

🥺 My mom just had a dream where she was about to spoon-feed the little kid version of me but she couldn't find me

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Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 11/09/2026

So yeah, it's not just that Kegels aren't for everyone It's not just that I have a strong gorilla grip coochie I joke about out of frustration It's also that I've been through a lot and those and who say "the body keeps the score" weren't fucking kidding

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Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 11/09/2026

There are CONSEQUENCES if I don't stretch between sets or IMMEDIATELY after exercise: Feeling of fine-grained TV static in vulva if I sit too long Throbbing irritation on the left side Phantom "gotta go" sensations. Not running to the bathroom, but an annoying "THIS FUCKING THING AGAIN"

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Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 11/09/2026

If you wanna be my lover, you gon' hear and understand: 🤍 "My gorilla grip condition is stabilizing" 🤍 "I have spasms on my left wall" 🤍 "I need work dildo time, medical dildo time, and recreational dildo time" 🤍 "It's been two years since my period would come out without me willingly relaxing"

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Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 11/09/2026

Recovering from pelvic floor hypertonicity is genuinely one of the most aggravating medical things I have ever experienced. Anything else would be answer + effort = results. Pelvic floor physical therapy-land feels like "be consistent with your effort. NO, NOT LIKE THAT"

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Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 11/09/2026

Idk, with spooky movies the idea of a young person being so sick they start to communicate with dead people easily bc they're so close anyway freaks me out

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Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 11/09/2026

...listening to a memoir by Tyler Henry, the Hollywood Medium, and his experiences with communicating with the dead at 4am... might have been a mistake... (The story is great! I'm spooked late at night though!)

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