iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 6h

Here's what I was told about my university SA that I hope more people hear: You didn't do anything wrong; you brought something to the university's attention Ofc do it for you, but also do it to leave a paper trail for future reporters Keep going to therapy like you'd keep going to the gym

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Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 30/09/2026

Low-key feeling like I could eat a wheel of brie by myself rn

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Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 28/09/2026

Thinking about that time I ordered a pizza w anchovies, olives, mushrooms, spinach It was made as requested except it had ONE piece of pineapple, as if the cook thought, "It's every hated ingredient, right? ... Oh, wait." He also had the server ask whether I ever order that with pineapple

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Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 28/09/2026

🫠 🫠 When you're horny, hungry, and tired at the same time So you masturbate first Which adds being dehydrated and thirsty on top of the other basic needs

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Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 28/09/2026

I am so grateful for the right to openly talk about dildos I have been two days without a dildo and I am once again seeing why penetrative toys border on a need, not a want for me I won't die if I don't have something phallic inside me but my quality of life would be limited

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Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 26/09/2026

Today I learned that "classic length" hair is the actual proper term for bootyhole touching hazard length hair (Or more precisely, when your head hair reaches the line where your butt cheek meets your leg) ((I don't know what the genetic potential of my hair length is but will give it ~3 years))

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Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 24/09/2026

Am I crazy for thinking that the chiding against the pull-out method is overblown? There's a difference betw "I know when I am in my luteal phase BC I HAVE PMDD. I generally use condoms but withdrawal is within my risk profile" vs "I think withdrawal as a SOLE form of contraception is practical"

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Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 24/09/2026

BISEXUALITY VISIBILITY DAY REMINDERS: BISEXUALITY ISN'T JUST ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS BEHIND CLOSED DOORS IT IS ALSO ABOUT HOW SOMEONE RELATES TO GENDER ROLES AND EXPECTATIONS IT IS ABOUT FLUIDITY IN THEIR WORLD VIEW

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Kate Sloan (she/her) @katesloan.com · 22/09/2026

was reading up on that John Waters quote where he famously said you shouldn’t fuck people who don’t own books, and learned he apparently has ANOTHER banger quote about books:

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Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 22/09/2026

"Being bigger means I'm harder to kidnap than those skinny bitches" Being both strong and skinny means it's easier for me to pull myself up to save my own life It's almost like... Different bodies adapted under different selection pressures and conditioning for different pros and cons

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Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 18/09/2026

I'm grateful that plenty of ways I feel pain or distress ARE heavily documented. Yeah, the medical system has a long way to go and there's a lot left to research. But also, I still have SOMETHING to work with.

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Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 18/09/2026

"Small penis humiliation is a specialized femdom service you have not paid for" —me, in my mind when reading some guys' comments on my social media and blog

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Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 17/09/2026

My parents buying western gifts for family in Vietnam: Aunties and female cousins get luxury beauty products Little kids get candy and plush dolls Uncles and male cousins get bar soap

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Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 17/09/2026

Mental health update: might have an official OCD diagnosis soon OCD is one of the most misunderstood mental health issues and on average takes 14–17 years to diagnose Why? It's mistaken for other conditions AND it's not like a weekly therapist knows every little detail of how you spend your time

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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

20 year old me could not begin to comprehend how i came to be

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Franklin Veaux @franklinveaux.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

“Erotica gives people unrealistic ideas about sex and relationships.” Star Trek gives people unrealistic ideas about people coming together like mature adults to solve problems. Fiction is make-believe, you wall-mounted wankbangle.

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Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 16/09/2026

Current sick day activity: Online window shopping for frivolous things. When I see the cart total, I close the tab and put that dollar amount towards my student loans or stock portfolio

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Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 16/09/2026

😊👉 Taking an antidepressant so I don't Google the same anxiety-ridden thing for the 473747264th time 😩✋ My antidepressant also makes me feel hung over, my appetite is down, and my brain feels foggy

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Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 15/09/2026

HOT TAKE: I find it so insulting when someone tells me, "You'd make so much money on OnlyFans" solely because of how I look. It disregards SWers' business strategy, marketing, executive work, and customer service Hint: It's not as simple existing, posting nudes once or twice, and collecting cash

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ʙᴇᴄᴋʏ🔞 @beckymastery.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I do not "vanilla nsfw", I do not "maledom", I do not "tradicional straight romance", I need FEMDOM, I need DEGRADATION, I need SUBMISSIVE MEN, if there are no men being sluttified, I DON'T CARE.

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Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 15/09/2026

🥺 My mom just had a dream where she was about to spoon-feed the little kid version of me but she couldn't find me

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Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 11/09/2026

Recovering from pelvic floor hypertonicity is genuinely one of the most aggravating medical things I have ever experienced. Anything else would be answer + effort = results. Pelvic floor physical therapy-land feels like "be consistent with your effort. NO, NOT LIKE THAT"

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Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 11/09/2026

...listening to a memoir by Tyler Henry, the Hollywood Medium, and his experiences with communicating with the dead at 4am... might have been a mistake... (The story is great! I'm spooked late at night though!)

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Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 08/09/2026

Lukewarm take: we could be more careful not to attribute all quirks to autism. If someone literally doesn't experience ANY of THE HALLMARK signs of autism, across multiple contexts... Maybe... don't assume that they're autistic just because they're eccentric???

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Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 07/09/2026

A gazillion stories about the Asian-American experience: ~The kids at school made fun of my smelly lunch~ Me, if I ever write a novel about the diaspora experience: ~This guy's neighbors freaked out thinking they smelled a gas line leak. The smell wafted from his snack: the durian fruit~

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Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 06/09/2026

y2k-themed bday party. Went as something between Regina George and Paris Hilton with a little purse dog and actually vintage heels from the 2000s

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Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 05/09/2026

TBH the Lucifer of Liège statues fixed my brain a little bit. I pay less mind to hate on the internet when I focus on 🙌 awe 🙌

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Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 04/09/2026

CAN WE FUCKING NOT act like Lindsay Clancy is a baseline for women's mental health? Yes, postpartum psychosis is real. Yes, some women need more help with hormonal changes. Yes, the system fails them sometimes No, that's not a reflection of women broadly being violent, TF?

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Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 04/09/2026

Bruh I wasn't paying attention and loaded 355 lbs instead of my intended 345 for an isometric hip thrust hold and at first I was like 🫪 why is everything harder than usual 🤦🏻‍♀️ (I still held it for about the same amount of time as I did for 345 before. It was just more miserable)

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Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 02/09/2026

Humans love talking shit so much we used to carve gossip and complaints about copper trade into stone Now some people use AI to compose their angry emails for them

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Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 02/09/2026

Another therapy session that basically ended with me saying: "So much of this could be summed up, 'I don't want to deal with stupid people'" And my therapist agreeing, "If only there was a way to get around talking to stupid people"

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Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 02/09/2026

NO I DON'T WANT A TOY THAT SYNCS TO AI VOICE STORIES OR AI VIDEO OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT I WANT HUMANS WITH QUIRKS I WANT AN AMATEUR NVD3 WITH UNIQUE TATTOOS FROM A SLOW-BURNING FLIRT AT THE GVN SHOP I WANT TO FALL FOR A F3MD0M CLIENT WHO ALSO JERKS IT TO MY (JOKING) REQUEST FOR AN ENGAGEMENT RING

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Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 02/09/2026

I am once again almost horny enough to download Tinder. Almost.

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Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 01/09/2026

LOW-COST DATE IDEAS I WOULD TOTALLY DO: Go to an international grocery store for some herbs, spices you've never tried before. Try varying combos in coffee Get paint color cards to draw on. If you're not artistic, pick some colors and see how many you can match in your surroundings by end of night

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Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 31/08/2026

Hot take: Romance fixed my brain more than self-help did, after a certain point. To be frank, the self-help industrial complex broke my brain a little bit. It's not like I understood the systemic limitations to the law of attraction when I was 11 and watched The Secret when it first came out

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Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 30/08/2026

Another day of Googling "what does pgad feel like"

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Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 30/08/2026

RE-INTRO! I'm Cy, a 32yo sex toy reviewer who loves depth — deep penetration, deep reviews, often with big toys. I've tested over a thousand toys across about 500 blog posts. Find my top picks AND filter my reviews by features and ways to play: supersmashcache.com

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Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 30/08/2026

Medical reviews of literature really be like: "We identified 7 peptides for this therapeutic purpose, but only like two of them have decent proof worth a damn. We need to do more research about long-term safety profiles" The whole paper could have been a few bullet points, SMH.

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Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 30/08/2026

I don't have a justification for this, but "penile tumescence" is my current favorite phrase

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Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 29/08/2026

I get that an Asian woman lifting heavy and shooting isn't something people expect But IMO it's the same drive as the stereotypical anxiety, perfectionism, overworking Except in my case, spinning my wheels mentally feels incomplete. My ADHD and individual variation demand somatic release, too

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Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 29/08/2026

Bruh, the one dude I ALWAYS see at the gym at weird hours? When I told him I'm into pistol shooting, he said: "Well, that's nice. It's great if you want to protect someone. And to keep yourself busy so you don't hurt someone." I felt so seen by the latter.

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Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 27/08/2026

Bruh I never imagined "my body will demand medical/therapeutic dildo time" as a sign of getting older but here we are... Work dildo time, medical dildo time, and recreational dildo time may all need to be scheduled Otherwise, self-care kind of takes the back burner

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Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 27/08/2026

My mom compliments me on my merch/swag from adult novelty expos, promos. Bless her heart I'll let her believe the: 🤍 Swiss Navy microfiber towel is JUST a towel 🤍 Doc Johnson 50th anniversary tees are JUST tees 🤍 We-Vibe travel bag is JUST a bag 🤍 Rose in Good Faith dildo shoes are JUST shoes, etc

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Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 27/08/2026

Self-care that isn't JUST buying a vibrator: 🤍 Resting more and eating slowly when you need to, even if it's not the coolest thing to do 🤍 Giving yourself a "bare minimum" for enjoying an event, e.g., going for 45 minutes instead of staying the whole time

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Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 26/08/2026

Hot take: some sex in committed relationships can be more degrading than casual sex Maybe we should be focusing more on reciprocity and mutual regard for pleasure and well-being — which is generally more common in a relationship, but isn't 100% linked to that

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Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 23/08/2026

YOOOO I BROUGHT SOME TOYS FOR TRADE and my tattoo artist decided to accept them all and call it even for ALL the tattoos I requested for today (Never used, obviously. Just stuff that either wasn't my type or I had others I liked more)

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Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 23/08/2026

"Are you more dominant or submissive?" Both? Neither? I just really like to cum. I like service tops, pleasure Doms, tantric energy players, vanillas, and more.

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Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 17/08/2026

Height isn't the only thing determining healthy weight Different people, even same height, can have different: 🤍 Skeleton widths 🤍 Limb-to-torso ratios (long legs RELATIVE TO HEIGHT weigh less) 🤍 Fat distribution Can we not with "No grown woman is ___ pounds unless starving or insanely short"?

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Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 08/08/2026

People who say "If you're fat, it's either bc of a medical condition or bc you're lazy" piss me off Reducing calories in and increasing calories out has many variables that can be hard to sustainably manage on one's own It's easier to Google "why is it hard for some people to lose weight"

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