Reposted by Christopher BowenTheSporkMaster @thesporkmaster.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I know it sounds stupid but i believe that the members of ICE and our government deserve to have a fair trial even though every last one of them are traitors and terrorists... 131
Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Didn’t Rita Moreno win a fucking Emmy for a dumb little Muppets skit? I’d say “it’s the Muppets” is enough. 011
Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I was around for this era, and yet I’m still stunned they went to these efforts on a VCS/5200 game. This had to be REALLY expensive for the time. 000
Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 30/08/2026This is the most Mariners shit in a very Mariners season. 100
Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Do you know how pathetic you have to be to make me take the side of fuckin’ MILO!? On the bright side, if it really was a tip by that Nazi cunt Loomer, it’s gonna be really fun watching these people turn on each other when their backs are tied to the post. 000
Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I'm gonna catch shit for this post, but a Captain *MUST* set an example of discipline for someone going overboard on their own accord, if only to prevent other incidents, or especially to prevent assholes from throwing their lights overboard for giggles. 000
Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Two things can both be true: - The Lincoln's treatment is beyond the pale. I served. I did Med deployments. I never, EVER had anything CLOSE to their shit show. - Sailors who require resources to be saved in a shooting war must be disciplined. It's horrible. But it's true. 100
Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I have three Halloween traditions. 1) Getting hammered on scotch and giving out handfulls of candy 2) David S. Pumpkins 3) Tim Curry in The Worst Witch. www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSZY... Dude went into this movie that had like a $15 budget and OWNED IT.youtube.comAnything Can Happen on Halloween - The Worst Witch featuring Tim Curry (HD Remaster)YouTube video by Rad Retro 000
Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 26/08/2026He said onto us “OK then. Tim Curry. Yeah, I’m taking Dr. Frank-N-Furter. What’re you gonna do? The only thing keeping me from flooding all of you again is that I enjoy your tears so much. I created Epstein Island!” “Keep fucking around. Henry Winkler and Danny Glover are a button press away.” 021
Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 26/08/2026God heard our pleas. He heard our despair at losing Dolly. He heard us crying that he took the wrong 80 year old. He took it all in. He pondered. He considered. And then he spoke. 1/2 211
Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Every member of leadership who approved this, from the butterbars up, needs to pay for this. 000
Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Musk is popular with the kind of people who SWAT an online streamer because he’s just psycho enough to argue, in court, that “she was probably just a fuckin’ dyke anyway” 000
Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Sometimes, I will run little sociological experiments. Like “how will people react to my ‘never argue with someone John Brown would have shot’ shirt at this teacher development conference.” 000
Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 23/07/2026This is the greatest day of my life. #pokemongo #eevee 030
Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 23/07/202639%. It’s always a 39% floor. That’s what’s disturbing. Two out of every five people wholeheartedly approve of everything these people do, no matter what. 000
Reposted by Christopher BowenJoaquin Sapien @jbsapien.bsky.social · 22/07/2026A few weeks ago, after two years of work, I published a story unlike any I’d encountered in my 18 years at ProPublica. I’ve been off social media for a while, but I felt compelled to share some of my reporting journey here. 🧵 9762228
Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Get this thing within ten miles of my classroom and I will have a new project on how to recycle scrap metal for my kids to get As on. 010
Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Yes, this is who we need to listen to: fucking suburbanites gentrifying already planned communities who couldn’t spell Palestine without help. 000
Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 09/07/2026“I’ll be playing straight through to eight o’clock”static.klipy.comFuckfuck Fuck FuckeryALT: Fuckfuck Fuck Fuckery 000
Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 09/07/2026There’s nothing like seeing family for the first time in years at a restaurant… and not being able to hear them because they put us next to Temu Phillip Phillips covering every artsy coffee shop staple without a break. 100
Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 09/07/2026If blue states decide to get serious, the entire Bible Belt will be rubble by lunch tomorrow. Don’t fuck with us, guys. 000
Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Don’t get me wrong: you know good and well I’m happy that his final days are spent in utter indignity, losing even the power of death while his wife butters up the CCP and they keep him alive just to say “fuck you” to one Democrat. But it’s all a warmup for The Grape Rape Ape. 000
Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Do y’all remember all those “Death at the claw machine” memes, where someone horrible would die and the Reaper would be like “damnit, is Kissinger even in here!?” That’s how I feel about Mitch McConnell. Glad it’s happening, wake me when The Big One hits. 110
Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 07/07/2026In fairness, this mindset did give us the Starship Troopers movie, which was a huge glow up. 010
Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 07/07/2026This wasn’t even the best thing Carlin said about them (and the “In Dios” thing has since been greatly disproven) (Brain Droppings, p. 177) 000
Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 07/07/2026It’s never a good part of your legacy when someone sees you and their first thought is “wow… that guy was a real piece of shit”. 000
Reposted by Christopher BowenPatrick De Klotz @patdeklotz.bsky.social · 07/07/2026THE US HAVING A WHITES-ONLY REFUGEE POLICY SHOULD BE A MUCH BIGGER STORY 7699603431
Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I won’t lie: they’re right. Some people become irrevocably broken by serving. Unfortunately, they usually don’t hold the Senate in their hands. 000
Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 07/07/2026… this is pretty damning. Sometimes, a cigar is a cigar, no matter how much AIPAC hates him. 000
Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Do I think he did it? That it’s a question means he’s unfit for service. But Democrats have been protecting genocidal maniacs for decades now and hiding behind the veneer of polite discourse. Spare me your fucking moralizing. 000
Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Democrats have been carrying water for the Clintons for four decades. If this guy was a milquetoast moderate with AIPAC donations, the same people calling for him to drop out would be defending him. Burn it to the fucking ground. 100
Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 07/07/2026All I can say about Platner is that they would have had him responsible for 9/11 by Labour Day. They elected a rapist and pedophile President and he turned the White House into the Bellagio. This is war. At this point, burn everything to the fucking ground. 100
Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Football fans got what they wanted. They wanted VAR to “get the call right”, and now a fucking chip in a football is taking teams out of the World Cup because a guy has long hair. 010
Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 02/07/2026See, I think they all understand it. They just realize they’re Big Brother. And last I checked, Big Brother won in the end. 010
Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 02/07/2026static.klipy.comIdiocracy: President Camacho with a GunALT: Idiocracy: President Camacho with a Gun 000
Reposted by Christopher BowenSwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 02/07/2026"Mommy, how long was the N64 account creation, multi-factor enrollment, update process, and new user experience when you got it on Christmas?" Matilda is distracted and scoots away, so missing your hand over the saucepan, wooden spatula shaking like a wet dog. Oh god. What world did we build? 622945
Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Every time I see something horrible coming out of this Supreme Court, I’m reminded we could have avoided it had Ginsberg had half a brain and stepped aside. 000
Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 28/06/2026If this results, both teams advance to the round of 32. We could theoretically see a repeat of the Disgrace of Dijon. 000
Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 25/06/2026I want to take this time to remind people that before Orwell was writing about fascists, he was shooting them. Kind of apropos considering Popehat’s recent suspension. 010
Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Boy, the Supreme Court is having a *day* today. Just absolutely gutting any semblance of decency, one ruling at a time, setting precedent to do it in some cases. 000
Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 20/06/2026If you’re taking about the Joga Bonito ads, Zlatan was *in* one of those. youtu.be/krenRc91aE0?...youtu.beNike Joga Bonito Cristiano Ronaldo vs Zlatan IbrahimovicYouTube video by MrSoccerFunny 020
Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 16/06/2026What’s funny is that it’s going to take billions to fix all of this, and the people that broke it will bitch about every cent. Conservatives are only good at breaking things. 011
Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 16/06/2026I can’t put into words the euphoria that seeing this intro on a PC provided in the late 90s. The early days emulation scene felt like discovering magic. 000
Reposted by Christopher BowenThe Onion @theonion.com · 16/06/2026Mikal Bridges Wakes Up From 4-Day Bender Next To Dead Jimmy Fallon 2083751
Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 15/06/2026The humanity took decades to “return” to Germany. In practice, it meant 1) people dying off, 2) children asking very pointed questions of their parents, and 3) general lack of political will. There was no real reckoning right after the holocaust. There won’t be a reckoning here. 110
Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Until someone does something about it that can’t be revoked, they are. 1271