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Christopher Bowen

@superbus.bsky.social
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Connecticut transplant. Referee To The Stars. Former games journalist. Somehow has a 2-1 record in elections. Virginian pizza is a war crime.

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Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Do you know how pathetic you have to be to make me take the side of fuckin’ MILO!? On the bright side, if it really was a tip by that Nazi cunt Loomer, it’s gonna be really fun watching these people turn on each other when their backs are tied to the post.
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Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
This is the greatest day of my life. #pokemongo #eevee
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Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
This wasn’t even the best thing Carlin said about them (and the “In Dios” thing has since been greatly disproven) (Brain Droppings, p. 177)
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Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
… this is pretty damning. Sometimes, a cigar is a cigar, no matter how much AIPAC hates him.
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Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
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Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Football fans got what they wanted. They wanted VAR to “get the call right”, and now a fucking chip in a football is taking teams out of the World Cup because a guy has long hair.
A sine wave showing that the ball kicked into the 18 yard box *barely* touched the hair of Croatia player, rendering their tying goal offside and eliminating them from the World Cup.
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Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Even Dolan can’t fuck this up.
The win probability chart for Game 4 of the NBA Finals, showing the Spurs having a massive lead until the very end of the game.
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Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Rygar: The Legendary Adventure was God of War before God of War. It’s extremely underrated in modern times.
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Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Right when I think I can no longer summon the sheer hatred I now feel for the Democratic Party in 2025, this shit hits my feed. Abby Spanberger was my Congresswoman. The nicest thing I can say about her is she represented the soulless cunts that live around me.
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Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Hahaha look at this naff bollocks. No. I want my MAGA family’s final thought before going to Hell to be why they’re going alone, in a room with nothing but machines and a disinterested nurse watching the clock. It been ten years. Never forgive. Ever.
“Is it time to stop snubbing your right-wing family?”, asks the execrable NYT (spoiler: fuck no)
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Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
The topic is: terrible games that make me nostalgic because I played them as a kid.
Platoon for the NESAlf for various PCs in the 80s. Spelunker for the NESAthena for the NES
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Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Oh my GOD @nytimes.com , go FUCK YOURSELVES.
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Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Canada’s standing in the western world is basically this now.
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Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
What’s your sign:
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Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Am I the only person who sees this and thinks of a Gundam/Sesame Street crossover? “Elmo’s soul not held down by gravity!”
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Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Hard hitting journalism from the NY Times.
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Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Right here, the hypothetical vote counter screwed up.
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Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
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Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
My only issue is this line. Democrats will absolutely fight their enemies. They don’t consider Republicans enemies. Left wing advocates? Palestinian advocates? Young leftists? They’re who Democrats who matter consider enemies. They threw the election to teach leftists a lesson.
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Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Well… shit.
A completely fucking shit-wrecked Mazda CX-30.
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Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Robespierre might have been onto something.
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Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 09/06/2024
That feeling of agreeing with FedSoc
The image consistently associated with a Clickhole article titled “Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made A Great Point”
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Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 06/06/2024
It’s like God herself is telling me I belong here in Scotland.
A picture of the distant Isle of Skye, on a partly cloudy day.
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Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 15/04/2024
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Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 01/02/2024
“The Messenger Is Speedrunning The Media Startup Life Cycle”, a Defector article by Lauren Theisen, written 10-24-2023.
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Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 15/12/2023
Look at this fucking garbage that came up in Apple News like it was something you’d see on page B12 in a newspaper, next to a story about a grand opening of a deli. Every word is enraging.
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Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 12/12/2023
Look at that list of teams! Darren Oliver is the ultimate Guy.
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Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 12/12/2023
I honestly thought this was a trick question, but I have some better context thanks to Robert Reich.
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Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 02/12/2023
I blame @jonbois.bsky.social for the fact that my top played song of the year is a flute song from a YouTube series about a pitcher from the 80s.
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Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 14/11/2023
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Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 13/11/2023
The algorithms and the DRMs are crossing streams.
A picture showing a Youtube ad being disabled on Youtube and telling people to go to Youtube. Also, "detroit pistons jingle bells" is the most Rasheed Wallace video ever.
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Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 29/10/2023
I mean, I wasn’t about making Confederates sad, but if that’s a side effect, I’ll take the happy accident. Personally, I’m only annoyed because I live close enough to Charlottesville to go and piss on the statue, and I never got the chance.
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Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 19/10/2023
Hey! Nice to be back on Twitter-ish! I should probably start off with a nice, banal, non-controversial statement, huh? This should do nicely. ❤️
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