Reposted by Mackenzie MillerCarolyn Fiddler @cfidd.bsky.social · 5hBruh, you literally JUST SAID "no fatties" and "no weirdos" 802716431
Reposted by Mackenzie MillerAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 3hI for one think it’s bad that the president can just say crazy stuff all day every day and 99% of it doesn’t make the news because we’ve normalized having an insane president 543134463236
Reposted by Mackenzie MillerAbdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Mike Rogers is a corporate sellout who moves back to Michigan every few years to run for office to take another swing at the revolving door of corporate politics. 313162114548
Reposted by Mackenzie MillerFrog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 8hAll the next day Toad sang songs to his seeds. 037453
Reposted by Mackenzie MillerMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 8h"Super Intelligence" 3333164785
Reposted by Mackenzie MillerWIRED @wired.com · 12hLost time. Lost jobs. Lost friends. Lost family. Lost lives. Checkpoints are suffocating Palestinian life in the occupied West Bank. Over 18 months, WIRED and our reporting partners investigated the full scope of the system that has carved the West Bank up. www.wired.com/story/how-is...wired.comHow Israeli Checkpoints Choke Palestinian Life in the Occupied West BankLost time. Lost jobs. Lost friends. Lost family. Lost lives. Our joint investigation reveals the system that has divided the West Bank and measures what it cost people to move through it. 18267125
Reposted by Mackenzie MillerSecrets and Laws @secretsandlaws.bsky.social · 29/09/2026🚨Exclusive🚨: I have exculpatory evidence in what is easily the dumbest congressional oversight episode of the year...maybe the decade. I was at the Iowa v. MD game & just looked at my pics & sure enough, someone who looks like Jack Smith is sitting in Sec 109, Row 1. Complete & total vindication! 371205220
Reposted by Mackenzie MillerFrog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 23h“Oh, Frog,” said Toad, “I am so glad to be spending Christmas with you.” 01106
Reposted by Mackenzie MillerJim Lokay @jimlokay.com · 29/09/2026If you want to really know how the outrage machine gets fired up: 1. Schmitt plans to drop “bombshell” on Smith 2. Someone plants story that Schmitt is a Vance VP contender to run same day 3. Right-wing Twittersphere gets talking points 4. Schmitt steps in it 5. Scheduled tweets go out anyway 24040031041
Reposted by Mackenzie MillerAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026this gaffe should follow Eric Schmitt around for the rest of his political life (Jack Smith was actually in Maryland at a HAWKEYES game, not in Atlanta colluding with Fani Willis as Schmitt alleged) (Win McNamee/Getty) 98894822437
Reposted by Mackenzie MillerCats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Please help if you can! Queen City Cat Lounge is an adoption center I visit frequently here in Vermont and their window was vandalized last night. Fortunately they had double glass for the cats' safety, but the broken outer window needs to be fixed ASAP. www.gofundme.com/f/repair-and... 19961548
Reposted by Mackenzie MillerMeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 28/09/2026Trump: Sleepy Joe Biden, have you heard of him? *a few moments later* Trump: 😴😴😴 50770632514
Reposted by Mackenzie MillerHeadquarters @headquartersnews.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Ken Paxton: The criticism has been that I let a child predator out after one day. Well guess what? They served 60 days. 144555911629
Reposted by Mackenzie MillerCat Alyst 🏳️⚧️🇨🇦 (they/them) @catalystmeow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"Adamson said she wasn't offered water until around the five-hour mark of her detainment, and no one asked whether she needed to use the bathroom.” CBP is interrogating more and more travelers, claiming they're attempting to vote illegally. Fascists love to scapegoat. #USDemocracy #MomSky #CdnPolicbc.caCanadian citizen and U.S. permanent resident detained at border crossing, questioned for hours about voting | CBC NewsPaige Adamson was on her way home from a birthday dinner in Tsawwassen, B.C., on Sept. 15 when she was stopped at the Point Roberts border crossing and questioned about voting for hours. Lawyers are r... 20432231
Reposted by Mackenzie MillerThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Censorship is alive and well in the American tech oligarchy. 🇺🇸 www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/dig... 21432801381
Reposted by Mackenzie MillerLiouxLioux @liouxlioux.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Let's help future searches: Matthew Ingalls is a rapist Jonathan Newell is a rapist Winston Lee is a rapist Gillio Lopes is a rapist Diego Sarabia is a rapist Scott Norris is a rapist Scott Kretzschmar is a rapist 28021
Reposted by Mackenzie MillerMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026You know, if you *really* cared about the wellbeing of women in college, instead of carping about the statistically insignificant number of trans athletes in sports minding their own business, you’d be railing against these Cornell fraternity cretins who drugged and gang-raped a passed-out women: 39771972858
Reposted by Mackenzie MillerFrog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026“Yes,” said Frog, reaching for a cookie, “we need will power.” “What is will power?” asked Toad. “Will power is trying hard not to do something you really want to do,” said Frog. 221439
Reposted by Mackenzie MillerMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Wait, a man who drove his wife to suicide by proving how popular he is with the ladies stole money from black kids for their health to fund an entourage to prove how important he is? It's *almost* as if RFK, Jr. is a truly horrible, insecure person!wsj.comExclusive | RFK Jr.’s Enhanced Security Was Funded With Money From Minority Health OfficeThe cost of the health secretary’s security grew from roughly $10 million in fiscal year 2025 to $17 million in fiscal year 2026. 627117884548
Reposted by Mackenzie MillerBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026lol holy shit I wouldn't talk about literally anything else if I was the guy running against him. —"What do you think about trans kids in sp-" —"Did you hear my opponent had his patient, who was 8 months pregnant, arrested in front of her son because she didn't pay a $50 medical bill?" 8189092557
Reposted by Mackenzie MillerAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 25/09/2026if Trump truly isn't planning to illegally stay in office past 2029, what explains the US government paying for these Trump campaign ads to run on TV? they're just wasting taxpayer dollars to soothe his ego? 2712478672
Reposted by Mackenzie MillerThe Associated Press @apnews.com · 24/09/2026An investigation has found that U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement and other agencies have wasted tens of millions of dollars pursuing uninformed plans to increase detention capacity, and the total will likely rise due to ongoing mismanagement.bit.lyICE is wasting tens of millions of dollars on 'uninformed' detention projects, report findsAn investigation has found that U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement and other agencies have wasted tens of millions of dollars pursuing uninformed plans to increase detention capacity, and the total will likely rise due to ongoing mismanagement. 37557304
Reposted by Mackenzie MillerFrog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026A turtle came along the riverbank. “Frog, tell that turtle to go away,” said Toad. “I do not want him to see me in my bathing suit when I come out of the river.” 0695
Reposted by Mackenzie MillerFrog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026“Frog, tell that turtle to go away,” said Toad. “I do not want him to see me in my bathing suit when I come out of the river.” 220420
Reposted by Mackenzie MillerAngry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Hurting the president’s feelings isn’t a national security threat Thank you for your attention to this matter. 517219914564
Reposted by Mackenzie MillerYour Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026so the old career is taking another big hit soon -- not public news yet, so I'll hold off on the actual announcement -- but as always, if you appreciate these cartoons of mine and want me to keep making them, please subscribe to the newsletter! thismodernworld.com/subscriptionsthismodernworld.comSparky’s List – THIS MODERN WORLD 39724
Reposted by Mackenzie MillerAdam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 22/09/2026GOP pollsters: Stop making people think of elephants Vance: It's not an elephant, it's simply a large land mammal with a trunk and tusks. Don't get this twisted like the media does Hegseth: There's no elephants except in the hearts of the weak Trump: Oh, elephants? Sure, we did the elephant stuff 1435176
Reposted by Mackenzie MillerProPublica @propublica.org · 22/09/2026NEW: In late 2024, FBI investigators had enough evidence to launch a sweeping bribery probe that could ensnare top lawmakers, including Sen. Susan Collins. Then Trump was reelected and eviscerated the FBI and DOJ teams handling public corruption probes.propublica.orgThe FBI Anti-Corruption Squad Was Circling Susan Collins — Until Trump Got in the WayAfter the FBI caught a defense contractor’s CEO making illegal campaign contributions, it sought to launch a sweeping political bribery probe involving Collins and others. Then the second Trump admini... 13746312240
Reposted by Mackenzie MillerDan Froomkin/Press Watch/Heads Up News @froomkin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Sad excuse for journalism: Big profile of DOGE lord doesn’t say a word about all the damage he did. And it was not an “ill fated cost-cutting effort.” It was a malignant, catastrophic attack on the government and its workers by arrogant and ignorant assholes. www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...washingtonpost.comHe spent 11 months inside DOGE. Now he wants to set the record straight.In his first major interview about his tell-all memoir, Tyler Hassen describes the culture clash surrounding DOGE’s mission and the backlash that followed. 1122789666
Reposted by Mackenzie MillerACLU @aclu.org · 21/09/2026ICE is purposefully trying to make it harder for lawyers and loved ones to contact people held in detention, making it nearly impossible for some people to challenge their removals. ICE must let the outside world know where they are detaining people.apnews.comAP Exclusive: ICE hides locations of thousands of detainees with final removal ordersU.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement has stopped publicly revealing where it is holding most detainees who are subject to final deportation orders, in a move that has made it harder for lawyers an... 31818345
Reposted by Mackenzie MillerAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 21/09/2026LMFAO -- Trump is holding an event at the White House right now but there's no audio because the press pool isn't there. The Newsmax host notes that this is an example of Trump's attacks on the press "backfiring just a little bit" 2412218575335
Reposted by Mackenzie MillerThe Onion @theonion.com · 21/09/2026JD Vance Booed By Own Reflection In Mirror theonion.com/jd-vance-booed-by-own-… 305118713
Reposted by Mackenzie MillerRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 21/09/2026bsky.app/profile/ronf... 40972290
Reposted by Mackenzie MillerProPublica @propublica.org · 20/09/2026For their lavish Bahamas wedding, Donald Trump Jr. and his wife received a very special gift: hundreds of thousands of dollars of wedding expenses, including a private island rental. Just who is this very generous “friend?” Listen to what we know:propublica.orgPodcast: The Russian Benefactor Who Funded Donald Trump Jr.’s Wedding 17487181
Reposted by Mackenzie MillerScott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Dave Granlund 12767309
Reposted by Mackenzie MillerMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Darlene McBride has the gift of prophecy when it came to MAGA.youtube.comMADtv Darlene McBride- Take Back America TourYouTube video by aleciousboi 33647140
Reposted by Mackenzie MillerThe Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nef… 68129192811
Reposted by Mackenzie MillerFrog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026More and more of the ice cream was melting. It dripped down on Toad’s jacket. It splattered on his pants and on his feet. “Where is the path?” cried Toad. “I cannot see!” 015115
Reposted by Mackenzie MillerAna Marie Cox @anamariecox.com · 17/09/2026I closed my trade imbalance with the grocery store, now I just eat the money I would have spent there. 1163179538
Reposted by Mackenzie MillerThe Onion @theonion.com · 17/09/2026Mitch McConnell Returns To Capitol Hill In Jar Of Formaldehyde 198129232228
Reposted by Mackenzie MillerPBS News @pbsnews.org · 17/09/2026About 12.5 trillion tons of ice from glaciers in Greenland and Antarctica have melted since 1979, which is enough frozen water to stack ice 5 feet deep across the continental United States, according to a major scientific report. to.pbs.org/3UN86kPpbs.orgEarth lost more than 12 trillion tons of ice from Greenland and Antarctica in 47 years, satellites showA major report has found that 12.5 trillion tons of ice from Greenland and Antarctica have melted since 1979. The massive glacier melt is mainly attributed to warmer waters eroding the ice sheets from... 1113768
Reposted by Mackenzie MillerAlt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 17/09/2026We had thought the “safety issues” at the Kennedy Center were caused by the Trump administration. It appears that might be the case. In a sworn declaration filed today, a legal observer said she witnessed a forklift carrying fencing drive to the north 701768604
Reposted by Mackenzie MillerMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Yes, what his happening in Gaza is "An Israeli Genocide." But it is more accurately described as "An American-Sponsored Genocide." As with all things, follow the money. 20631131349
Reposted by Mackenzie MillerRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Apparently it is of no concern to any Republicans that Trump and Bessent are taking in billions of dollars from plundered Venezuelan oil and nobody knows where the money is, where is has been going, if anyone is getting proceeds, with no accounting of any of it made available. 24959772126
Reposted by Mackenzie MillerNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026My three-year-old was at the Ed Sheeran concert when she turned to me gravely and asked "Daddy, why isn't the nice white rapper performing?" And when I told her "Because an old guy who visits teen-aged prostitutes had him cancelled," she started crying. 161290176
Reposted by Mackenzie MillerAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 15/09/2026PATEL: The previous regulation automatically disqualified any individual who participated in either side of it KENNEDY: Either side of beastiality? So you disqualified the animal? P: Well, we have great canines, but we're not going to disqualify them K: I'm trying to understand why you did this. 95049141209
Reposted by Mackenzie MillerNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 14/09/2026(1/X) I more certain of the following than I am that the sun will tomorrow: (a) Trump will leave the US (and GOP) in shambles. (b) Neither Trump nor anyone who facilitated him will pay price. (c) Ppl who accurately predicted how bad Trump2 would be will continue to be portrayed as hysterical... 371213186
