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@sunteafig.bsky.social
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Star Trek, slow living sometimes, anti-fascist always. Eat, drink, and get that new notebook. Self-loathing gremlin. She her Pfp: Chris Pine with long hair and a sun hat wears a striped shirt and smiles joyously looking unbothered af

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fig @sunteafig.bsky.social · 3h
I woke up at 5:30 again, even though I could potentially sleep for another hour But I'd like to report I used the time to make some breakfast burritos to have later today and tomorrow because I am a gosh darned a d u l t today I guess
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fig @sunteafig.bsky.social · 14h
I said to a work buddy today: who is this person who lives inside us? This person living in the attic, hitting the broom handle against the floor all day? Anyway 😞
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fig @sunteafig.bsky.social · 15h
Of course you do! This is the way!
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fig @sunteafig.bsky.social · 15h
Here we are doing whims(e)y The medium is the message
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fig @sunteafig.bsky.social · 15h
Lo!
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Jeremy @floregonian.com · 16h
HAVE YOU NO FUCKING WHIMSEY?!?!
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fig @sunteafig.bsky.social · 15h
Ye olde whimsye
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Martha Crawford @whatashrinkthinks.com · 15h
“Looking at something beautiful does something for the soul and we can spread that”
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fig @sunteafig.bsky.social · 15h
No, thank *you for mentioning the neurodivergent-body positioning connection!
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fig @sunteafig.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I find myself awake at 5:30 like I have been the last two days but I'm looking forward to some rest ... by going to work
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fig @sunteafig.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Have you ever done poses using a wall? I love using a wall because it gives great feedback and it makes you more stable. If you go the YT route, I might suggest looking for a wall or chair supported class.
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fig @sunteafig.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I was that person. I did yoga in my head, but not in reality! I found a class that actually taught me how to do the poses and it changed everything. I’m super out of practice but decided to do the training anyway, so I’m getting a crash course.
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fig @sunteafig.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Also if I'm being honest, the exhaustion is more overstimulation
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fig @sunteafig.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I just finished the second month of an 8-month yoga teacher training. This weekend's topic was sun salutations, and man oh man, I'm fuckin exhausted. But I learned two very important things: 1. There are moon salutations! 2. I'm much stronger than I think!
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fig @sunteafig.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I genuinely feel like I’m having a second adolescence but like a much better one in that my absurdity is a choice
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fig @sunteafig.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Hell yes but also hashtag global warming
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fig @sunteafig.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I genuinely feel like I’m having a second adolescence but like a much better one in that my absurdity is a choice
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fig @sunteafig.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This morning I was wearing a light sweater with another sweater on top and now I’m in a tank top Hashtag October
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Rob Cruickshank @robcruickshank.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Turns out these guys are real
A fish like a child would draw, no fins, just a tail an eye and a little smile
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fig @sunteafig.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
We had Cloak & Dagger on a vhs recorded from TV 😎 I never hear people talk about it!
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Skeet saying "on the plus side it’s going to be nice to not hear from or about “the pope” any more." It is quoted with a picture of Henry the 8th.
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Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 11/10/2026
wow she looks really awkward and uncomfortable with all these boys hitting on her when she's clearly a lesbian
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Jeremy @floregonian.com · 10/10/2026
Tell me something that brought you joy this week. Any old thing will do. Small joys are as good as big ones—sometimes even better.
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fig @sunteafig.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The facts are welcome to come and go as they please
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fig @sunteafig.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Feed is gonna feed
An original post from mementomorty  that's been quote skeeted that says
Does anyone ever grow up and do the job they wanted to do as a kid
The next post in my feed is from maidofbeans which says
Ever sunce I was a little girl, I dreamed of losing my mind to a tiny screen that makes me sad
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Rich Burroughs @somewhattolerable.com · 10/10/2026
Another massive difference is that a calculator isn’t answering your questions in a way that’s specifically designed to get you to continue using the calculator.
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fig @sunteafig.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Yoga idea: there should be certain times in class where the teacher plays some polka kinda loud and everyone can let their farts out
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fig @sunteafig.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I'm so glad to make you laugh! I made myself laugh!
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fig @sunteafig.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You know the same people eating sauerkraut and sausage invented music you can fart to
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fig @sunteafig.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Yoga idea: there should be certain times in class where the teacher plays some polka kinda loud and everyone can let their farts out
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 09/10/2026
"Are my migraines hormonal, or am I thinking too hard about how Peter Thiel has more money than all nurses on Earth combined?" buff.ly/oLdL54C
buff.ly
Is It Perimenopause or the Fascist Death Knell of Late-Stage Capitalism?
“Is my hair thinning, or am I ripping it out because a thirty-four-time convicted, sexually abusive steak salesman with a Hannibal Lecter fetish is five poin...
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 09/10/2026
There’s an argument in the comments about when public executions stopped, but like… State actors have been executing people in public, with little consequence or holding them accountable, for a very long time.
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fig @sunteafig.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I had a bad dream, then woke up feeling wide awake like surely it must be close to wake-up time 3:30 Ugh
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fig @sunteafig.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
True facts right here
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fig @sunteafig.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Try your best to be a safe person to be around That's it
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fig @sunteafig.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It has come to my attention that some people think the word spicy means "seasoned" rather than "hot." Please discuss.
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Chris ❤️‍🔥🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ 🏴 @brutumfulmen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is just factually correct. Like… it’s on the SAT.
Whimsy is a spectrum.

Left side: Jim Henson and Kermit the Frog.

Right side: David Lynch smoking a cigarette and looking fairly exasperated.
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fig @sunteafig.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'm so sorry What I had was pretty wicked & I can only guess it was H1N1 (unconfirmed). Covid reminded quite a bit of it.
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fig @sunteafig.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'm almost certain I caught H1N1 (swine flu) back in 2009 and I don't recommend it at all. 0 stars.
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Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 09/10/2026
I think the issue here isn't so much that chatbots give bad advice as that people trust AI more than they trust their own judgment. We've all received bad beta from other climbers, out-of-date guidebooks, etc. But when things start to get sketchy, you say "wait, this can't be right" and bail.
nytimes.com
Hiker, 16, Is Rescued From ‘Widowmaker’ Ledge After Using Chatbot to Plan Route (Gift Article)
Bryce Vincent Gowryluk used Claude, Anthropic’s A.I. chatbot, to help him chart a course for the top of Crown Mountain, north of Vancouver, British Columbia. Things did not go as planned.
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fig @sunteafig.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
And your friends here are all so respectful and know you so well as to not be overly spicy about it!
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Merc with a 🫦 in 🎃SpOoKy Mode🎃 @mercuryal.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You're invited to the Bluesky Halloween party. Show off your costume. 🎃
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fig @sunteafig.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The nonzero times the "with me" part changes* the entire meaning ... *or is the entire meaning?
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You hear that, Mr. Anderson? That is the sound of evitability.
reuters.com
EXCLUSIVE: AI surveillance startup Flock Safety to cut several hundred jobs amid backlash, sources say
Flock Safety plans to let go of about 18% of its employees, people with direct knowledge of the plans said on Thursday, as the maker of AI-powered ​surveillance cameras and license-plate readers faces...
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eric shamow @botmatrix.myatproto.social · 08/10/2026
you should not parent because of the things it can do for you but one of the nice side effects of parenting has been healing some of this pain for myself by creating healthier experiences for my kid
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fig @sunteafig.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
🫶🏻
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fig @sunteafig.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Exhibits a and b 😆
Two posts from me, a reply to @floregonian and the other a reply to our very own OP lasagnahog 
I'm saying 
The one on the left is 🔥 and I think the mismatch really brings it out.
And
Ngl she looks 🔥
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fig @sunteafig.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm only allowed to use the emoji for it
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fig @sunteafig.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A lot of people think this is normal or even good and there's nothing that can or should be done. But why anyone would choose to believe this is a mystery.
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fig @sunteafig.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I would perhaps even be found walking across a parking lot at night fixing campaign signs because it's too hot during the day ...
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