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Semi Frequent Sonic Facts 💎✨ @semifreqsonic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
By evaluating his profile view in Sonic Adventure 2, it can be inferred that Dr. Eggman cannot see his own dick.
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Sun Microsystems Official @sunmicro.systems · 23/09/2026
What is AOSS I've seen it in wifi setup screens for years and never known what it was
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aagaming @aagaming.me · 11/01/2026
What did i do
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Sun Microsystems Official @sunmicro.systems · 23/09/2026
I'm in bed
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Sun Microsystems Official @sunmicro.systems · 22/09/2026
I should dig my xbox 360 out of storage and do something stupid with it
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aagaming @aagaming.me · 16/09/2026
friendly reminder decky has an open collective and with a certain expensive headset-shaped device releasing soon that'd be a great way to contribute to getting me the hardware needed to port it over and maintain it :3 opencollective.com/steamdeckhom...
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Steam Deck Homebrew - Open Collective
Developing Decky Loader, a homebrew plugin loader for Steam Deck
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charlie deeds done kirk cheap @gizmouse.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
WARNING ALL OOMFS: MUTE PENIS BIRD RIGHT NOW!! ALL THE ACHIEVEMENTS GOT LEAKED!!
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Thinking about this exchange today
A YouTube video for the Water Temple in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. The comments section has an exchange as detailed below. “@TheMrdangles16 • 11y ago: 
i hate the water temple... too confusing :(“ “@KeithHalsell • 2y ago: 
it's been 9 years, i hope you are doing great in life now.” “@TheMrdangles16 • 2y ago: it couldn't be going worse Keith.”
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Cut and Obscure Video Game Content @cutvideogame.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Did you know? After the source code for Super Mario 64 was rebuilt, dataminers found that the “64” on the title screen actually stands for the hardware of the running device. This produces interesting results on native PC builds.
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Cut and Obscure Video Game Content @cutvideogame.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Early copies of Super Mario Sunshine had several bugs, including a fatal memory leak that would not only cause the Chucksters to throw Mario into our dimension, but it would, more importantly, IRREPARABLY BREAK the GameCube. This was patched in subsequent copies.
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Cut and Obscure Video Game Content @cutvideogame.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
As part of Nintendo's push for online services on the Wii, one of the many applications they made was the now-offline "Wii-Woo", which would contact emergency services immediately upon startup. Nintendo stated to only use it in a real "Wii-mergency".
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Sun Microsystems Official @sunmicro.systems · 28/08/2026
A woman without a bush is like an angel without its bush
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Sun Microsystems Official @sunmicro.systems · 27/08/2026
I hope every AI company CEO gets shot in broad daylight
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Sun Microsystems Official @sunmicro.systems · 19/08/2026
it goes mic mic check check 1 1 2 2 you can do great things with homebrew brew
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Sun Microsystems Official @sunmicro.systems · 19/08/2026
it goes mic mic check check 1 1 2 2 you can do great things with homebrew brew
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Sun Microsystems Official @sunmicro.systems · 13/08/2026
fun fact i have 2 boobs (more then the average person)!!!!! a left one and right one!!!!!
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Sun Microsystems Official @sunmicro.systems · 13/08/2026
add followers only posts so i can post nudes here
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Sun Microsystems Official @sunmicro.systems · 12/08/2026
my laptop has 16 giganibbles of ram
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Sun Microsystems Official @sunmicro.systems · 12/08/2026
Kissing 2 girls at once is fun
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plautumnpus @autumn.town · 11/08/2026
im just waiting until claude can autodrive my tesla to the pharmacy and use my Tesla bot to steal opiates and bring them to ke
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enderman0125 @enderman0125.ca · 31/07/2026
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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 09/08/2026
Al Overview
No, God will not kill you for running a half-empty dishwasher. This is a common worry, but it is not a sin.
Why It Is Not a Sin
• Not in the Bible: God's laws do not mention dishwashers or how full they must be.
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Sun Microsystems Official @sunmicro.systems · 09/08/2026
there's a copy of the twilight hack in the nintendo gigaleaks
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Sun Microsystems Official @sunmicro.systems · 07/08/2026
me as fuck
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The Cutting Room Floor @tcrf.net · 06/08/2026
I'd like to use this opportunity to clarify something: if you think a text file that reads "delete everything" is malware, you are a clown. If you use Claude or other agent tools, you are a clown. You are not welcome on our site, in our community, or frankly anywhere.
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Gaz @nyazsche.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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Niko @meowing.zip · 05/05/2026
parody rap tv headline that reads "KAI CENAT REPORTEDLY BOUGHT A FRAMEWORK AND THEN DESTROYED IT LIVE ON STREAM FOR BEING A SHIT LAPTOP"
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Panic Restaurant (Permanent Deltarune Brain Edition) @panicrestaurant.northsky.social · 06/08/2026
Let the fools wallow in their speculative grease. Take the road less traveled and you’ll soon find wealth beyond your wildest dreams
Ebay listing for Unopened PETER PAN
PEANUTBUTTER JAR w 2111 code!
From the 2007 Salmonella scare! 
Listed for $211.10

I don’t remember when it’s from but it’s real lol
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Feditips @feditips.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 06/08/2026
the latest mastodon update has added a feature that allows you to mail a pipe bomb to any of your mutuals #feditips
A screenshot of the menu that mastodon has on on profiles. The highlighted option says "Send this user a pipe bomb"
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Aura @aurahack.ca · 05/08/2026
RT to scare a speculative collector
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Sun Microsystems Official @sunmicro.systems · 19/07/2026
god help me the satisfactory addiction is returning
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Mercy Minx @mercyminx.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Aways tired
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Autumn Goat 秋ヤギ @autumngogogoat.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Triangle burgers
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Sun Microsystems Official @sunmicro.systems · 09/07/2026
I hope one day I won't have to live with this trauma
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Sun Microsystems Official @sunmicro.systems · 09/07/2026
In all the sci-fi and other things set in the future that I've read or watched I've noticed something If someone is smoking they're almost certainly smoking a cigarette People correctly predict so many things but they never seem to predict the vape
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Sun Microsystems Official @sunmicro.systems · 08/07/2026
getting communion wafers and wine for the bedroom for telling my girlfriend to partake of my flesh and blood without actually harming me
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The Weeniest YO HO HOI 🏳️‍🌈 @ssj3goku90.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
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Nelind @nel.pet · 06/07/2026
linux devs are great
a screenshot of a paragraph from a website. the paragraph title reads "Why "shibari"?" the paragraph answers that question with "There's a tradition that DNS software should have a name related to binding. So, might as well make it pleasant."
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shammah @theshammah.newgrounds.com · 11/05/2026
yappy brace
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Sun Microsystems Official @sunmicro.systems · 06/07/2026
It's cool that there's some 12 inch records out there that are at 45 rpm for higher audio quality Why is one of them red (taylors version) - taylor swift
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Sun Microsystems Official @sunmicro.systems · 01/07/2026
currently in an argument with the microsoft store ai chatbot because it wont help me find a computer that can run windows for pen computing 1.0
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 30/06/2026
CPSC is here to protect your children even if they are annoying and/or have bad vibes.
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- just brady @justbrady.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
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Sun Microsystems Official @sunmicro.systems · 30/06/2026
Vote in this very important poll java.duke.social/notice/B7qSu... If you don't have fedi then just reply to this post with your answer
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Sun Microsystems Official @sunmicro.systems · 28/06/2026
Which of the twin towers would you have saved
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Sun Microsystems Official @sunmicro.systems · 29/06/2026
I need to find new music
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Sun Microsystems Official @sunmicro.systems · 29/06/2026
Is it really a surprise the only two project diva players in the area started dating
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onix @onixglitch.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
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Sun Microsystems Official @sunmicro.systems · 28/06/2026
Project diva <3
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Sun Microsystems Official @sunmicro.systems · 28/06/2026
I love my girlfriends
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