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Frank, he still has two years left - we may be looking at rookie numbers.

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I'm on an Amtrak to Philly and the guy across from me is watching porn, but at least he's using earbuds.

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It's a page-turner, mostly because you keep checking how many pages are left.

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Trump said in 2016 he’d eliminate the national debt in eight years. The national debt apparently took that personally.

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If your election-security plan begins by removing independent observers, the optics department has already called in sick.

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If you're 60, 69.1% of all job growth since your birth occurred under Democratic administrations. If you're 45, that number is 74.7%. If you're under 30, the number is 98.5%.

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Huge night for Republican John James in the coveted “John James says John James won” demographic.

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

If it were real, they’d keep it secret. Since it’s Trump, we’ll get a trailer, a countdown, and a bullshit finalé.

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

In honor of engagement bait awareness month: what is the first piece of engagement bait you remember falling for?

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No, they said it was too close to call. Trump won by 70,000 votes across three states.

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I don't tell Communist jokes on social media because MAGA may not understand them, and Communist jokes are only funny when everyone gets them.

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When MAGA sends its candidates, they're not sending the best. They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with them. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good people.

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A large man with a MAGA hat collapsed at the diner this morning and all I could do was wonder if he had already voted.

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The man is using government assistance while wearing the symbol of a movement associated with cutting it. The clerk calling security treats that contradiction as so absurd it must be fraud or a threat.

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This map shows where SNAP recipients may be most vulnerable to losing benefits, not where states lose the most money. Red states face the greatest risk of responding to new federal costs by tightening access, adding barriers, or cutting enrollment.

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Dude with a MAGA hat tried using his SNAP card at Whole Foods today and the register clerk called security.

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Republican televangelist Jim Bakker had gold-plated bathroom fixtures and an air-conditioned doghouse - turns out PTL stood for Pass The Loot.

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I called my 92 year old grandmother last night to tell her Trump's poll numbers had fallen even further because I knew she’d be delighted. She giggled and said, “Did you hear that Jim Baker fucker died today too?”

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Trump’s supporters also like the idea of nuking their fellow citizens.

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The “America First” crowd cheering the prospect is a little unsettling. Those are our fellow Americans, cheering on the nuking of millions of their countrymen.

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Project Meridian will be led by a weirdo, a beardo, & a fatty.

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“America First” crowd cheers as Trump invokes the prospect of Iran nuking American cities.

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Republicans used to say Democrats were soft on Iran. Now they’re negotiating which American cities count as a “small price.”

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“The great privilege of America does not consist in their being more enlightened than other nations, but in their ability to correct the mistakes they may commit.” - Alexis de Tocqueville, 1830 The correction begin in 28 days.

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“If you could see what’s inside my head you’d never stop screaming.”

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The Plague heard who was in charge and cancelled it's marketing budget.

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She's since deleted the tweet but I reminded her.

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“Respect for the dead” is a lovely principle. Hastert could have tried respect for the living while he had the chance.

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The crowd was so packed you could see right through it.

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Hastert wore a flag pin and preached morality. In Republican politics, that counts as passing the background check.

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“Republican Family Values” has lost another spokesman. Families can breathe easier.

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Friend who works at the CIA tells me they’re replacing waterboarding with playing Kash Patel’s fiancé on a loop.

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