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Trump should appoint George Santos as Press Secretary - his combination of experience as an elected representative, a lawyer, author, doctor and astronaut uniquely qualifies him for the role.

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Katie was fired so fast the equation needs a rounding error.

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From earlier today - all the confidence of a woman whose badge still worked ten minutes ago.

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Whispered prayers could be heard coming from Mike Johnson’s office this morning.

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Trump's Meltdown Coordinator is the only person in Washington who can honestly claim to be working 24/7.

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GOP 2020: “Stop The Steal!” GOP 2026: “Stop Calling It Stealing!”

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Where do you think the meme you posted came from?

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Donald Trump is amazing. My grocery cart used to hold $100 worth of food, and now it holds $250 worth of food. I don't know how he does it, but the man is a genius.

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I made a meme with something Paul wrote yesterday.

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The Kennedy Center finally has a production everyone in Washington wants to see: "Where’s the Fucking Money?"

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The Trump administration is making the Cold War look like it was just a lovers' quarrel.

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Fantastic Public Notice this morning. I made a meme. 🤣

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Trump’s kiddie accounts let billionaires dump shares they can’t sell fast enough, then lock the tykes in for five years, so it’s really less a savings plan than a bailout with crayons.

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“You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time, but you can’t fool all of the people all of the time.” These are some of the people you can fool all of the time.

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MAGA’s mating ritual is somewhere between a prison riot and a Pentecostal exorcism.

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The GOP candidate vetting process now consists of asking, “Are you wanted in more than three states?”

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Biden's greatest accomplishment may be remaining president without having to show up for work.

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Melania, caught in a pensive mood remembering the last time she saw Donald naked 21 years ago.

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There’s a deeper psychological story about Melania and her father that we’ll never really understand.

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Melania designed the WH gift shop but Donald loves showing it off to visitors.

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Nothing brings a couple closer together than separate residences and a binding legal agreement.

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Trump can fill parts of a stadium with supporters but still can't get his wife to applaud.

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Donald, Melania, and Natalie - a romantic triangle where every angle is obtuse.

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Every sentence is a new lie trying to escape the previous one.

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The Head of the Charles: Because sailing wasn't sufficiently exhausting for the upper class.

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Tariffs: when you tax your own citizens to teach another country a lesson they won't learn.

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Yandex: Where American patriots go to die and new usernames go to be born. They live on in our mentions.

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Marsha Blackburn found a way to make AI look stupid.

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Katie's first press conference made Miss South Carolina's answer sound like a State Department briefing.

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Fox News spent four years diagnosing Biden from the angle of his left shoelace. Trump turns into a peeled nectarine and suddenly everyone’s a privacy advocate.

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Was Donald Trump checking out Jon Husted’s ass the October surprise we’ve been waiting for?

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My MAGA Uncle Timmy in Virginia threw the remote at the TV.

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