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larsa von trier

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larsa von trier @sumbitches.bsky.social · 5h
Just a dog shit birthday
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larsa von trier @sumbitches.bsky.social · 5h
Born on day Reagan was re-elected. 40th birthday Trump declared winner of 2024 election.
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larsa von trier @sumbitches.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The baby doesn’t really like Elmo. Very Gen-X of him.
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larsa von trier @sumbitches.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Shit sucks these days, but at least Radiance is still holding it down for us
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larsa von trier @sumbitches.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
God, I miss them
Trader joe’s kona coffee creamy half dipped shortbread cookies
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larsa von trier @sumbitches.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My health insurance company always addresses correspondence to my husband even though I am the primary account holder
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larsa von trier @sumbitches.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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larsa von trier @sumbitches.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m disassociating
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larsa von trier @sumbitches.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Why would I want that
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larsa von trier @sumbitches.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This Hawks/Hawkeyes thing has hit just in time for annoying DC political Halloween costume season. Expect to see a lot of people dressed like Caitlin Clark in an Atlanta Hawks jersey in Adams Morgan.
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Bored Humungus @writtenlow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Continued to feel extremely bummed about PAC's sudden death all day today. I'm confident a non-wrestling fan could watch just a few minutes of him and see how uniquely gifted he was. This is one of the most popular matches in AEW history and still a perfect gateway. www.youtube.com/watch?v=7W63...
youtube.com
FULL MATCH: PAC vs Orange Cassidy | AEW Revolution 2020
YouTube video by All Elite Wrestling
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larsa von trier @sumbitches.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is so hard lol The Life and Death of Colonel Blimp Brief Encounter Topsy-Turvy 24 Hour Party People The Devils
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larsa von trier @sumbitches.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I used to pray for times like these
Danny Dyer on SNLUK 
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larsa von trier @sumbitches.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The purple crayon had a meltdown because the yellow crayon colored some grapes yellow. Made him erase it. Some grapes are yellow. He needs to learn.
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Fightful Wrestling @fightful.com · 26/09/2026
Tony Khan: AEW All Out Is Mocha Joe's
fightful.com
Tony Khan: AEW All Out Is Mocha Joe's - Fightful | WWE News, AEW News, Pro Wrestling Backstage News
Tony Khan can curb your enthusiasm. 
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larsa von trier @sumbitches.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
These fuckass crayons on my son’s baby show really piss me off
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larsa von trier @sumbitches.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Really horrible. I might hate TV
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larsa von trier @sumbitches.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No Angels in America
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
sad to see DETROITERS is leaving Netflix on October 15, watch it if you've never seen it and watch it again if you have
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larsa von trier @sumbitches.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I didn’t go to Biscuitville when I was in NC earlier this year, and I’m still mad about it
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larsa von trier @sumbitches.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I promise to behave
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larsa von trier @sumbitches.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Death Riders theme playing as I walk into the Criterion Closet
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larsa von trier @sumbitches.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Finally saw this. Fun watch, and has one of the craziest stunts that I have ever seen
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larsa von trier @sumbitches.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
He rules so much
Scary Yellow Kid toy
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larsa von trier @sumbitches.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Someone is selling a 1900-era Yellow Kid toy near me for Facebook Marketplace. Tempting but he really is scary.
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larsa von trier @sumbitches.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It breaks my heart how much he hates himself
A poster of a dirty diaper holding its nose
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larsa von trier @sumbitches.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Imagine if they had been there. Just no help whatsoever.
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larsa von trier @sumbitches.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Elite
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larsa von trier @sumbitches.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Are human celebrities forced to live alongside their caricatures? Does Clark Gable have to run into this guy at the Ink & Paint Club?
Looney Tunes caricature Clark Gable
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larsa von trier @sumbitches.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Just saw Coyote Vs Acme (excellent). It made me think of something: in Roger Rabbit universe, does cartoon Peter Lorre exist along with regular Peter Lorre?
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Bored Humungus @writtenlow.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Nick Cave solo Q&A tour. @sumbitches.bsky.social and I were among a few people picked before the show to sit at tables behind him on stage while he played. Also, an obnoxious girl who worked at his record label tried to get him to admit he had a new album coming out (it was announced the next day).
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larsa von trier @sumbitches.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The realistic Orioles bird cap is for formal occasions and the cartoon Orioles bird cap is for casual or Aloha formal.
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
leftist army vets should be kept in some kind of benevolent prison camp
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Ironbound @ironbound.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Man this guy sucks
Last September, when an aide told Fetterman that officials with the Children's Hospital of Philadelphia, known as CHOP, wanted to meet because they were worried about Medicaid cuts, he was dismissive.
Fetterman
Why do I have to keep having to meet with chop
Aide
Because they are worried about vaccines and Medicaid cuts.
Fetterman
Well I'm not
[..]
I'm convinced they just want free trips to DC
Source: messages reviewed by WSJ
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
340-pound cop reading flock data that his wife just pulled out of little caesers at 5:58pm and pumping his fist
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Bored Humungus @writtenlow.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I once took part in a panel job interview where the head of HR asked the candidate, who was from Ethiopia, what kind of car she would want to be. She clearly didn't know anything about cars and so couldn't answer the question. The HR woman, whom I hated, was fixated on this...
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larsa von trier @sumbitches.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I had some blood work done and my ovarian reserve marker came back really good. I want to brag about it, but you absolutely cannot do that around women my age lol
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larsa von trier @sumbitches.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Going to “no worries if not!” my way into an early grave
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larsa von trier @sumbitches.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
✍️
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larsa von trier @sumbitches.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I just saw The Outfit last night. Looking forward to the Arrow release. youtu.be/Ibi36rJO1cI?...
youtu.be
The Outfit | Official Trailer
YouTube video by Arrow Video
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larsa von trier @sumbitches.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Joe Don Baker’s run in 1973 (Walking Tall, Charley Varrick, and The Outfit) is incredible
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larsa von trier @sumbitches.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I need to have that lasered out and replaced with Spanish vocab or a nice chicken piccata recipe
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larsa von trier @sumbitches.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I watched it too, but oddly enough, I remember a fair bit of it
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larsa von trier @sumbitches.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
🔥
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larsa von trier @sumbitches.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Evil movie
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Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Tommy John: fix my ulnar collateral ligament Surgeon: try this, it’s a revolutionary surgical procedure in which i’ve replaced the ligament in the elbow of your pitching arm with a tendon from your right forearm Tommy John: Mm..its good..I just invented it
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Neely O'Horror @feminaridens.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
watched mars and beyond (1957, kimball) last night, an episode of disneyland. a marvel. every 15 minutes it goes off into another dimension. ward kimball, legend
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larsa von trier @sumbitches.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I have some money in a work HRA that I am tempted to use on TrueMed, but that place seems like a gigantic scam
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larsa von trier @sumbitches.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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larsa von trier @sumbitches.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Not that it matters, of course, but people are using this as an opportunity to vomit all their hatred everywhere. And then there’s the Virginians, who were using this as an opportunity to talk about how bad Maryland drivers are, even though this is a 13 year-old. Just fucking weird.
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