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Sturm B.

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Est Sularus oth Mithas. COYG DOOP

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Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 21h
Has Zack Wheeler really NEVER pitched on 3 days rest?
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Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 22h
Didier Fuentes vs. RHBs: .217/.275/.242 w/ 0 HR allowed Alec Bohm vs. RHPs: .229/.307/.330 Baseball!
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Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 22h
Our only backup IF is... Otto Kemp. I guess Harper moves to 1B, Hill to RF, Bohm to 3B. Which would have worked out a whole lot better a few innings ago. And should have been the starting lineup.
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Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 22h
Castellanos absolutely 100% would have made it back-to-back-to-back there.
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Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 22h
The guy they moved to 1B to make room for Arraez started it with a bad play. The guy they moved to RF to make room for Arraez finished it with a terrible play. Arraez wasn't on the roster.
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Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 23h
Mahle just threw the same pitch in the same spot over and over and the Phillies had the same helpless swing at it, every time.
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Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think Tyrone Mings did something similar in Champions League a few years ago.
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Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ain't no way we can let Man City anywhere close to this.
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Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I like the decision to bring Duran in the 7th, and the 8th is only extended because of a weakly hit infield single. Yes, Duran looked gassed by the end, but I don't know what your other option is - I guess you can use Bowlan. But betting on Duran to get one more was reasonable.
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Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Did they even get 25,000 today? Actually in the stands, not just paid. Atlanta's a great American city. It's also the worst sports town in America, by a wide margin.
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Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Last year most fans were rooting for City over Arsenal because while City were massively corrupt petrobloodmoney cheaters, Arsenal scored a lot of corners in the first two months of the season. And there's only one of those things a true fan can't forgive.
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Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have to hand it to the Finnish fans who didn't show up at all today for the Finland-Belarus match. They obviously know their football, and they knew that was going to be a match nobody should be forced to watch.
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Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Only room for one great football team in this town! #DOOP
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Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Kids need to look up "the Joe Webb game"
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Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm not an NFL coach, but I believe that attempting to throw the ball beyond the line of scrimmage on occasion would be a good idea.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Man in a Blue Mantle, by John Singer Sargent, 1891, 📸 via @cjzero.bsky.social
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Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Nick Foles is younger than Andy Dalton. Just for the record.
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Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Don't pass to a guy named Tank.
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Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Mbappe can tackle better than that. Go Birds!
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Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Union hit the World Cup break with 1 win in 15 games and were on pace for the worst MLS season ever. Miami has won 1 out of 10.
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Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Absolutely shocking that Luis Suarez didn't wind up spitting on somebody.
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Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I once again ask anyone who keeps rating Dak Prescott as one of the top QBs if they have ever watched Dak Prescott play.
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Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Would thou wert clean enough to spit upon, Fucking Bernardo Silva!
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Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm worried that these Brazilians don't understand that literally every single football fan in the world despises the Cowboys and always roots against them.
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Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Kids today won't believe you when you tell them that a Phillies team that finished September like this made it to the World Series (and were up 2 games to 1):
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Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We need an "If you only know Jorgen Klopp as that creepy Trivago guy" version of this.
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Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Do the Braves get anywhere close to selling out a wild card game?
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Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Phillies stretch run. We're still standing!
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Fail Fall
ALT: Fail Fall
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Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bruno G., you have one job when we face them in December...
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Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
More Man City class. Add an extra charge of "Employed this fucking rat for a decade."
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Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ben Davis praises the Rays for "playing the right way" which he explains as "playing together" (probably true, I guess) and "playing great defense" (which is not particularly true).
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Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That's our cleanup hitter, baby!
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Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
DBacks scored as many runs off Mason Miller in the 9th tonight as the Phillies have scored in their last 4 games combined.
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Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Is there a 2nd-half Shield? Let's just say there is. #DOOP
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Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Union have scored 18 goals in their last 4 games. The Phillies have scored 18 runs in their last 7 games. #DOOP
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John Parker @johnkickback.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
MLS should revoke Bradley Carnell's Coach of the Year award based on this season.
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Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A must-win game tonight and Stubbs might wind up pitching. And probably pitching better than the starter.
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Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I think we can start firing everyone involved in the decision to start Nola tonight. No reason to wait until tomorrow.
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Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Obviously the Alladoh signing has been a failure because of his play on the pitch. But an underrated bad aspect of the move is that it also implied that the organization (and Carnell) thought Iloski was better deployed at midfield. #DOOP
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Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
In all seriousness, we needed this man to show up big tonight and damned if he isn't balling. Indy!!! #DOOP
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Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
50/50 odds that the Union outscore the Phillies tonight? #DOOP
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Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This VAR ref is fantastic! #DOOP
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Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Made my first sports bet in a month today, a big $5 on Iowa to win outright!
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golden god
ALT: golden god
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Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bender getting the start on the back line over Geiner Martinez. Showcasing the strength of our off-season acquisitions once again. #DOOP
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Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Some serious Delco/Philly area representation on the #USMNT backline tonight: Auston Trusty (Media, PA) George Campbell (Chester, PA) Frankie Westfield (Philly) Matt Freese (Wayne, PA) Neil Pierre not too far away (Harrisburg) I hear there's another Philly kid on the roster too.
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Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
So 5.3 is the lowest possible rating on Fotmob?
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Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Marc Guehi, deciding how to react on every play today:
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Friends: Chandler Bing - Oh! I Don't Care
ALT: Friends: Chandler Bing - Oh! I Don't Care
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Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Happy birthday, Myles Lewis-Skelly! You played a sensational match against the World Champions.
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Myles Lewis-Skelly Goal Celebration for Arsenal
ALT: Myles Lewis-Skelly Goal Celebration for Arsenal
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Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Man City throwing the match today. Time for another investigation.
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