Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Deeply disappointed in Norway for not getting the job done there - the job being kicking the living shit out of Bernardo Silva for the last 10 minutes. 020
Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026There is nothing that pisses off Eagles fans as much as shit tackling. 000
Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Just imagine how good he'll feel the day he gets that contract w/ Man City voided. 030
Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Eagles are going to wind up playing the 4th quarter with Darnell Autry, Greg Ward, Marvin McNutt, and Clay Harbor on the field. 000
Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Fly a giant banner of this around the Etihad all season after Cavan's contract w/ City is voided. 000
Reposted by Sturm B.Matthew De George @sportsdoctormd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026OK, this photo from the Union's IG is pretty cool 112315
Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Austin Wells: "Look at me, look at me, I broke up the no-hitt..."static.klipy.comSoccer Player Epic Fail MemeALT: Soccer Player Epic Fail Meme 020
Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Donnarumma just staring helplessly at that Olise free kick. 010
Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It's still a golden age in Philly sports! #DOOP www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjDw...youtube.comPhiladelphia Union Score 4 GOALS in 10 Minutes to Complete Insane 3-0 Comeback!YouTube video by Major League Soccer 010
Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026A great city's long nightmare has finally ended. 6abc.com/post/philade...6abc.comMan at center of Philadelphia cheesesteak assault surrenders, police sayAuthorities say charges are still pending following the incident at Pat's King of Steaks in South Philadelphia on Wednesday evening. 100
Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Finally, justice for the shocking crime that terrorized a city. 6abc.com/post/philade...6abc.comMan at center of Philadelphia cheesesteak assault surrenders, police sayAuthorities say charges are still pending following the incident at Pat's King of Steaks in South Philadelphia on Wednesday evening. 000
Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It's been the top story on local news for 2 days now so... yes, greatest city! 100
Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I already don't think of Eze as much of an option on the wing. And now I don't see anyone else on the roster who can plausibly play much on the left for the minutes Eze doesn't get. 000
Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Didier Fuentes vs. RHBs: .217/.275/.242 w/ 0 HR allowed Alec Bohm vs. RHPs: .229/.307/.330 Baseball! 000
Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Our only backup IF is... Otto Kemp. I guess Harper moves to 1B, Hill to RF, Bohm to 3B. Which would have worked out a whole lot better a few innings ago. And should have been the starting lineup. 000
Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Castellanos absolutely 100% would have made it back-to-back-to-back there. 000
Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026static.klipy.comCaptain America: I Understood That ReferenceALT: Captain America: I Understood That Reference 010
Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026But at least they did it all to make room for a guy who delivered a sub-replacement performance after the trade. 000
Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The guy they moved to 1B to make room for Arraez started it with a bad play. The guy they moved to RF to make room for Arraez finished it with a terrible play. Arraez wasn't on the roster. 000
Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Mahle just threw the same pitch in the same spot over and over and the Phillies had the same helpless swing at it, every time. 000
Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I think Tyrone Mings did something similar in Champions League a few years ago. 000
Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Ain't no way we can let Man City anywhere close to this. 000
Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It was one weak infield single from working like a charm. Maybe you can argue for bringing Bowlan in for Riley, but I think most managers are asking their ace flamethrowing closer to get that one last huge out there. 000
Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I like the decision to bring Duran in the 7th, and the 8th is only extended because of a weakly hit infield single. Yes, Duran looked gassed by the end, but I don't know what your other option is - I guess you can use Bowlan. But betting on Duran to get one more was reasonable. 000
Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Did they even get 25,000 today? Actually in the stands, not just paid. Atlanta's a great American city. It's also the worst sports town in America, by a wide margin. 000
Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Last year most fans were rooting for City over Arsenal because while City were massively corrupt petrobloodmoney cheaters, Arsenal scored a lot of corners in the first two months of the season. And there's only one of those things a true fan can't forgive. 100
Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I have to hand it to the Finnish fans who didn't show up at all today for the Finland-Belarus match. They obviously know their football, and they knew that was going to be a match nobody should be forced to watch. 000
Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Only room for one great football team in this town! #DOOP 020
Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Fangio's still rattled about Dr. Fauci not being in prison yet. 120
Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I'm not an NFL coach, but I believe that attempting to throw the ball beyond the line of scrimmage on occasion would be a good idea. 010
Reposted by Sturm B.ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Man in a Blue Mantle, by John Singer Sargent, 1891, 📸 via @cjzero.bsky.social 305032756
Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Nick Foles is younger than Andy Dalton. I'm just sayin'... 000
Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Nick Foles is younger than Andy Dalton. Just for the record. 000
Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Union hit the World Cup break with 1 win in 15 games and were on pace for the worst MLS season ever. Miami has won 1 out of 10. 085
Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Absolutely shocking that Luis Suarez didn't wind up spitting on somebody. 000
Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I once again ask anyone who keeps rating Dak Prescott as one of the top QBs if they have ever watched Dak Prescott play. 000
Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Would thou wert clean enough to spit upon, Fucking Bernardo Silva! 050
Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I'm worried that these Brazilians don't understand that literally every single football fan in the world despises the Cowboys and always roots against them. 010
Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Kids today won't believe you when you tell them that a Phillies team that finished September like this made it to the World Series (and were up 2 games to 1): 000
Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026We need an "If you only know Jorgen Klopp as that creepy Trivago guy" version of this. 000
Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Do the Braves get anywhere close to selling out a wild card game? 000
Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Phillies stretch run. We're still standing!static.klipy.comFail FallALT: Fail Fall 000
