Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 17hMy goodness, that sure looks like a 20th-place lineup. At least they didn't spend any money for it... 000
Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Donnarumma just staring helplessly at that Olise free kick. 010
Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Only room for one great football team in this town! #DOOP 020
Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Kids today won't believe you when you tell them that a Phillies team that finished September like this made it to the World Series (and were up 2 games to 1): 000
Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026In all seriousness, we needed this man to show up big tonight and damned if he isn't balling. Indy!!! #DOOP 000
Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Bender getting the start on the back line over Geiner Martinez. Showcasing the strength of our off-season acquisitions once again. #DOOP 200
Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Sure this eternal international break stinks. But one good thing about it: Spurs are in last place until at least Oct 10. 110
Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Can't argue with success. Need to lock down 3 points tonight because next week we're probably getting treated to a CB combo of Sery Larsen and Geiner Martinez. Maybe w/ Anello getting a chunk of Cavan's minutes (or whatever Quinn can't play). #DOOP 101
Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Yep, that 7th best QB in the league, along with his superstar duo of WRs and facing a mediocre defense, absolutely lit it up tonight. Just like you'd expect. 000
Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026After Alladoh struggled so badly in last week's start, I think it's finally time for Malik to be the first striker option off the bench. And how many games in a row can we count on 90 min from all 4 starting backs? Gonna be a tough one on the West Coast, but let's #DOOP ! 010
Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Ah, it makes more sense now knowing that this guy was today's VAR official. 000
Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Alladoh, I'm still rooting for you, kid. Honest I am but... oof. #DOOP 020
Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Instead of sarcastically wondering if it's possible to win a game without a forward, I will instead wish the best for Alladoh. I hope the kid finally has a solid showing, something to feel proud of. #DOOP 030
Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I'm probably the only one still playing this, but I had to share 137 goals scored. Lost the last match of the year 1-0 to fall short of 100 points. 000
Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Today Arsenal won on two gorgeous goals, one a moment of individual brilliance, the other a symphony of flawless coordination. I look forward to listening to Sirius FC tomorrow to once again hear about Arsenal are so terrible to watch and have ruined football. #COYG 000
Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I've seen this chart from The Guardian going around, but the Arsenal number isn't accurate. Maybe it doesn't include Martinelli's sale since it isn't 100% completed yet. 000
Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 28/08/2026And, of course, all eyes will be on the top scoring threat* of the whole bunch. #DOOP *per minutes played (Photo by Don Robson) 121
Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 23/08/2026After a six match stretch as nearly the top attack in MLS, the Union crash and burn with a meager 0.22 xG from open play. There were a lot more opportunities than that suggests - but one chance after another fizzled w/ zero contribution from our forwards. #DOOP 000
Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Mad props to the brave FPL owner who's tops in the world right now on the back of Triple Hull and Double Leeds defense. 121
Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 20/08/2026When both of your starting forwards had a clean breakaway on the keeper and didn't convert: 000
Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Union slight favorites tonight? Everyone believes in Ryan Richter. #DOOP 010
Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Can you spot the MLS game where Lionel Messi might be playing tonight? 010
Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Total dominance by the Union outside of the penalties (1 of which was total bullshit). #DOOP 000
Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Until Quinn's ready to play 60+ there's not much reason to change this starting lineup (except maybe someday they might let Malik play a few minutes). Considering all of NYC's injuries, it would be very disappointing not to get a result tonight. #DOOP 110
Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 10/08/2026They were 31-1-0 and didn't lose until Game 37! @futi.live 110
Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Just barely missed an Invincibles! But at least the only loss was to Arsenal. 000
Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Finally, after an embarrassing number of tries! @futi.live Is +107 GD good? Seems good. 110
Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Weirdest alignment I've done really well with. @futi.live 020
Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 04/08/2026I understand nothing about this game. I thought this roster was trash and it wound up by top scorer by far. 000
Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 04/08/2026+59 GD and still lost 7? Oh, they beat the Union by a combined 11-1. 000
Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 02/08/2026We all know Iloski has been the Union's best attacker so far this season, by a mile. You want to be really depressed though? Our second best is Bruno, also by a wide margin. Iloski and Bruno are the only 2 players over 2 xG for the season so far. #DOOP 000
Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I'm going to permit the constant Vassilev starts as long as I believe it's just because Quinn can't play 90 (or even much more than 45) yet. Let's #DOOP it up again! 200
Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 27/07/2026It was inevitable, I suppose, but I would have loved even just a half season with Makhanya playing next to the Modern Colossus. (Photo credited to Don Robson) 000
Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Neil Pierre has almost caught Ezekiel Alladoh in total xG for the season. #DOOP 062
Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Different manager, same Vassilev. I'll settle for tonight being the start of the Neil Pierre era* *We don't count anything about that Vancouver game last season. #DOOP 100
Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 05/07/2026For American fans just discovering The Beautiful Game through World Cup, here's an interesting trivia fact for you: Sepp Blatter, who served from 1998-2015, was the least corrupt FIFA president of the past 50 years. 000
