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Suds Terkel

@sudsterkel.bsky.social
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Baseball (Go White Sox, meh), BBQ, beer, books, Boston Terriers, bourbon. Begrudging user of the Oxford comma. Opponent of rampant enshitification who wonders whatever happened to authenticity. Hailing from and still sequestered in ChiSuburbia.

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Eric Stephen @ericstephen.bsky.social · 9h
the streak of Will Smith winning the last 6 World Series has finally ended
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Suds Terkel @sudsterkel.bsky.social · 18h
They just need to up their misogyny and then the manosphere will tell us all how we just don't know what's funny
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Suds Terkel @sudsterkel.bsky.social · 18h
Colston Montgomery can be had for Wheeler! 😁
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Suds Terkel @sudsterkel.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Now I'm genuinely curious about the median ticket price for, say, a Dodgers game compared to the Guardians. I'm guessing the percentage difference is much lower than the spread between the two teams' payrolls.
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Suds Terkel @sudsterkel.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
The White Sox would be on this list if they'd only stop signing, drafting, and developing so many tall pitchers (18 of the guys on their 40 man are 6' 3" or taller; 16 are pitchers!)
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Suds Terkel @sudsterkel.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I once had a client tell me "no" when I asked to record a call. (It was literally an interview to get input for an article about a pro bono matter they were involved with, a total puff piece for which they would have quote approval. I might've recorded them anyway lol)
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Suds Terkel @sudsterkel.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I was kind of fascinated to see how many users literally had blocked 1000s of accounts. When one of those blocked me I felt zero remorse. I even found a European guy who had posted a blog with a 4,000-word manifesto on who he blocks and why. It gave me some good Skinner vibes lol
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Principal Skinner: Am I Out Of Touch? No, It's The Children
ALT: Principal Skinner: Am I Out Of Touch? No, It's The Children
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Suds Terkel @sudsterkel.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
My newfound appreciation for bourbon lemonade suggests I've fully regressed back into my teens....
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
THIS 👇 TOO......
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Suds Terkel @sudsterkel.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Fuckfuck Fuck Fuckery
ALT: Fuckfuck Fuck Fuckery
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Suds Terkel @sudsterkel.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Dollars to donuts, the German language is way ahead of you on this one.
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Suds Terkel @sudsterkel.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Wow, the rare boss who didn't directly vote against employees' interests! Seriously, the fact that Corporate America supports Republicans despite all of this [waves arms around frantically] really makes one question management and ownership....
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Suds Terkel @sudsterkel.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Same. And I'm not jumping on a bandwagon. I've been disappointed ever since I saw this flick....
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Suds Terkel @sudsterkel.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
He really is a mob boss. This is basically *Goodfellas* after they cap Tommy. “He's gone, and we couldn't do nothing about it.”
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
if this post doesn't apply to you, would still appreciate you sharing around.
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Suds Terkel @sudsterkel.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
"BuT wHaT iF wE aDd A cAp By PoSiTiOn!?!?" 😵‍💫🫠
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Suds Terkel @sudsterkel.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
All those fans who think salary caps are good for pro sports are going to LOVE the pile of garbage the Bears will be surrounding Caleb Williams with when he gets his new paper....
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Codetaur @vibe-coded.com · 13/10/2026
sorry but I'm just gonna keep reposting this every time some relevant shit is happening so it's gonna be like daily soon
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Suds Terkel @sudsterkel.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
That, and a whole lot of IFA signings that didn't pan out lol
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Suds Terkel @sudsterkel.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Hahaha, if Peter Thiel were actually human he'd be hurt by this....
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Suds Terkel @sudsterkel.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Journalistic standards continue to die with the many financial linkages among the leagues, their broadcast partners, and their broadcast partners who pretend to be journalistic outlets so this absolutely tracks.
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Suds Terkel @sudsterkel.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
To be clear, I'm not saying this is anything deliberate by either team's front offices or anything more than a snapshot in time.
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Suds Terkel @sudsterkel.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I worry that's what both Chicago teams are trending toward -- at least in terms of the white part! Both clubs are a few ticks below the MLB-wide 26.3% figure for players born outside of the US on Opening Day 2026. (Sox are at 19.6% and Cubs at 18.8% per my very quick math from BR's team rosters)
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Suds Terkel @sudsterkel.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Yeah, I bought mine during Covid while other folk were buying guns
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Suds Terkel @sudsterkel.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
LOL, she literally spoke from the White House while he continuously violated the Hatch Act during the 2020 election. My wife and I were impressed that someone could somehow do even more Coke than Donald Jr.!
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Suds Terkel @sudsterkel.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I didn't bother putting Ring on my most recent phone. Now I giggle whenever I hear someone's Ring notification go off in public....
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Suds Terkel @sudsterkel.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
One does not simply brute-force Anton!
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Matt Trueblood @matrueblood.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Getting fired by this White House for being too unethical. It’s like being suspended by the ‘86 Mets for doing too much blow.
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Suds Terkel @sudsterkel.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
They're the official adult diaper of the Chicago Cubs, so why not!?!?
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Suds Terkel @sudsterkel.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Buying bridges is an effective hedge against the beachfront strategy.
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Suds Terkel @sudsterkel.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The surround audio effects during re-entry are amazing!
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 12/10/2026
Trump just fell for a FAKE Denzel Washington endorsement, sharing a fabricated quote claiming the Oscar-winning actor called him the smartest and bravest person he’d ever met. Even more embarrassing? The exact same fake endorsement has been attributed to Matthew McConaughey and Mick Jagger.
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Trump Falls for Fake Denzel Washington Endorsement
The president shared a debunked quote praising him as “smarter” than anyone the actor had ever met.
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Morgan J Freeman @mjfree.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Trump said prices would come down. They didn’t. He said he'd make life more affordable. He lied. Groceries are up. Gas is up. Rent is up. Electricity is up. Health care is up. Nothing is affordable. You can’t afford life under Trump.
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Suds Terkel @sudsterkel.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Ah, the gig economy....
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The Driver Diaries | Substack
Before I began my career, I was a delivery driver. Now, with my career in the toilet, I'm driving deliveries again. Click to read The Driver Diaries on Substack. Launched 2 months ago.
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Eddie Smith @eddsmitty.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Because of him: •Gas & grocery prices skyrocketed •ICE goons murdered US citizens •Alienated our closest allies •Started a war with Iran that led to deaths of US military personnel—with no exit plan. •Ended the Affordable Care Act Feel free to add to the list. #VoteBlueDownTheBallot
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Suds Terkel @sudsterkel.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Apparently the Chicago Bears decided to pay tribute to Mike Ditka by playing like one of his Saints teams.... #NFL #SoBadgent
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Suds Terkel @sudsterkel.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
There's a whole channel dedicated to them!
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Suds Terkel @sudsterkel.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
More like Tyson BADgent, amirite!?!?
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Suds Terkel @sudsterkel.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
But where does Brooks stand on televised executions?
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
David Brooks doesn't even know what they do at a goddamn Applebee's. He can kindly shut the fuck up about "what we do here in America."
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Caught a foul ball at the soccer game. All the parents are yelling at me to throw it back, but this is my first one.
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Suds Terkel @sudsterkel.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
As a White Sox supporter, I miss any sort of starting pitcher
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Suds Terkel @sudsterkel.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Like... No baseball at all until the MLBPA hires Gene Upshaw!
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Suds Terkel @sudsterkel.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Deez guys need to put Mason Miller in Bagent is washed -815 Bob
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Suds Terkel @sudsterkel.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Yaaaaas!
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Suds Terkel @sudsterkel.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Is that not typical for their plodding approach to the game!?!?
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Suds Terkel @sudsterkel.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I'm really curious about the thinking behind sending out rejection notices to job applicants on Friday evenings. Like, do corporations just assume we're blitzed and will accept the news with elation or !?!?!?
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Búistéir Muc don Domhan @stocaibana.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Me if the White Sox lose tonight
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Suds Terkel @sudsterkel.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The man has Grabowski shuffled his way off of this mortal coil.... youtu.be/oG0UsHUl6v4?...
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SBS: LET'S ALL DO THE GRABOWSKI SHUFFLE
YouTube video by Switch Blade Salad
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Suds Terkel @sudsterkel.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Get back to us when you reach a Susan Collins level of concern, please
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