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Andy

@sudermanjr.bsky.social
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CTO at Fairwinds Goldilocks Author & Maintainer #CNCF Ambassador Co-Chair #Kubernetes Policy WG Grass Toucher Hobby Collector Startup Advisor He/Him Opinions are my own

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Fairwinds: Managed Kubernetes-as-a-Service @fairwindsops.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
We're heading to The AI Conference 2026 in San Francisco (Sept 29–Oct 1)! If you're building or scaling AI workloads on Kubernetes & want to talk GPU efficiency, policy enforcement, or cluster rightsizing, visit us in Booth #177 and/or grab time w/ @sudermanjr.bsky.social: calendly.com/andysuderman
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oh no @ili.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
en esta economía??????
nyt cooking melissa clark seis leches cake january 21, 2020
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Andy @sudermanjr.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Any recipe that calls for 3 cloves of garlic had better mean elephant garlic
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Andy @sudermanjr.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Happy Pride y'all. 🏳️‍🌈
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Conor 📎❤️ #LaraCroft ❤️ #TombRaider ️❤️ #TombRaider30 ❤️ #gaming ❤️ @conormcl2026.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
#LGBTQIA #Pride #PrideMonth 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🔄
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James @43081j.com · 23/05/2026
the replacements.fyi site now lets you drop a package.json into it to see which dependencies can be replaced with native functionality, or more performant choices 🎉
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Andy @sudermanjr.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Okay, I see a lot of goat pics, but this is damn near the cutest goat I've ever seen. That pose!
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50501 Colorado Springs ❌👑 @50501cos.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Happy mayday! Today was amazing in Acacia park. Hundreds of people showed up to stand in solidarity with workers, and to help build a better future for all. A future that puts workers first, not shareholders. Today we raise visibility for a better future, tomorrow we build it.
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patak @patak.cat · 29/04/2026
I don't think tech at large understands how hard it is to be an open source maintainer right now. So many great folks are on the brink of burnout. Funding is drying out. We live in a security minefield. Companies think humans are disposable. If you're a maintainer, we care. You deserve the world.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
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A Random NPC @a-random-npc.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Tell you what. Charred bok choy is an incredibly tasty side dish.
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Andy @sudermanjr.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
It me
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Andy @sudermanjr.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I dont post much, but now that I have puppies again I might do more.
Iris the 3-month old Colorado mountain dog poses cutely while nibbling on my pants
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
«There's no reason to be scared, I won't do you anything bad» Original post
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Andy @sudermanjr.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
I was warned to not take the northeast regional @amtrak.com train. I should have heeded that warning. Switching trains mid track to a second full train, it's gonna be great.
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Kelsey Hightower @kelseyhightower.com · 05/02/2026
You are not powerless. You are not alone. Groups aggregate power. Be together.
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Keezy Young🌼 @keezyyoung.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
starting to do research on a subject you know nothing about is like me: "okay. first question: how do lawyers work?" source: "um... well, what kind of lawyer are we talking about" me: *writing down enthusiastically* there are types of lawyers
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Kelsey Hightower @kelseyhightower.com · 03/02/2026
This is a good reminder that open source doesn't mean free or forever. The Ingress NGINX project has been a gift to the community for almost 10 years and should be celebrated. All the contributors to the project have my respect and should be proud of themselves.
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David Buchanan @retr0.id · 03/01/2026
I think a big chunk of the "linux is hard" sentiment stems from the fact that most linux users do weird things with their computers. basically this:
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a popular myth is that people who are Very Computer have computers that work. nothing could be further from the truth. the Very Computer are capable of generating much more novel and fascinating ways to make computers not fucking work and exercise this capability wantonly
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Andy @sudermanjr.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Why is every interaction with TSA so varied? Sometimes folks are very helpful, but often I get frustrated and angry responses even when I follow their posted instructions. Agents get frustrated when I don't follow their ever-changing rules, despite receiving only glares and no instructions. Le Sigh
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
i've been cooking without love for 4 months and my family and friends have not noticed. some have even complimented the food... usually i've left the dishes emotionless but have experimented with adding ennui and occasionally acrimony
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Andy @sudermanjr.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
@proton.me Please will you please stop redesigning your app and just smooth the wrinkles instead? I think I've archived the same 5 emails 5 times between web and mobile, and they just keep coming back. Every redesign is a new set of pain points.
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Andy @sudermanjr.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Yes please.
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Andy @sudermanjr.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Fairwinds: Managed Kubernetes-as-a-Service @fairwindsops.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Excited for #KubeCon | #CloudNativeCon in Tokyo, Japan next week, June 16-17! Our own @sudermanjr.bsky.social & Stevie Caldwell are presenting Addons Need Love Too: Maintaining Addons for Better Cluster Security. If you're there, say hi! Psyched to attend. kccncjpn2025.sched.com/event/1x713/...
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Andy @sudermanjr.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Hey Tokyo. I'm here, and I'm tired.
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Andy @sudermanjr.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
I’ll be speaking at the first ever #KubeCon + #CloudNativeCon Japan in Tokyo June 16-17 - will you? It’s a great opportunity to meet up with #TeamCloudNative and share ideas, discuss new solutions, and innovate together. Hope to see you there! Here's the Schedule: bit.ly/3FEJdQJ
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View the KubeCon + CloudNativeCon Japan 2025 Schedule & Directory.
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Andy @sudermanjr.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
If ISPs wanted to use DNS snooping for good, I bet they could use number of lookups across a region for fast.com abd speedtest.net as a great indicator for an outage. I bet it would be quicker than downdetector
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Lorin Hochstein @norootcause.surfingcomplexity.com · 02/06/2025
Junior dev: I’m bummed by how little of the code I write will ever run in production Senior dev: I’m horrified by how much of the code I’ve written is still running in production
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Eric @e-glo.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
I really don’t understand how people don’t feel like assholes when listening to their music without headphones on public transportation.
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nixCraft @cyberciti.biz · 01/06/2025
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Social media posts that reads:

The internet was a mistake.

Our modems used to scream to warn us.
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Andy @sudermanjr.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Today's travel gets more wild. Airline says this flight is "weight restricted" so my backpack can't go in the overhead. I guess it magically weighs less when you put it under the seat?
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Andy @sudermanjr.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
My pre-scheduled ride share just cancelled because the place I'm at is on a dirt road. In the desert. It was a Ford explorer. 🤯
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Andy @sudermanjr.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
I've seen enough (2) videos of primate mothers greeting/raising other species' babies that my opinion (completely unqualified) is that instead of hand raising zoo animals, we should give the babies to chimps
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Andy @sudermanjr.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Who wants to help me build a device that temporarily disables all phone speakers in a 50ft radius?
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Andy @sudermanjr.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Never could bring myself to use stickers. Pins are reusable and now I can display them too. Much excite.
A corkboard with 18 pins hanging on a wakk
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Andy @sudermanjr.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Yo, Etsy, if I verified my login with an email code, then sending me another email asking if I logged in from a new device is probably not helpful
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Andy @sudermanjr.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Is it just acceptable/normal to use speakers in public now, or am I cursed?
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Andy @sudermanjr.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
My philosophy of getting to the airport early is slightly ruined when the plane is delayed 1.5 hrs
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Andy @sudermanjr.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Ummm, yes please
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Andy @sudermanjr.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Any of my favorite people at #GoogleCloudNext and want to have a quiet dinner at 7?
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Andy @sudermanjr.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
AI is coming out of my ears. Thanks #googleNext
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Andy @sudermanjr.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Friends, I love you all, but it's weird to me that you wear your conference badges to dinner before the conference starts, or even at all for that matter.
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Andy @sudermanjr.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Stoked to wear mine when my fresh piercings heal up, thanks!!!!!
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Andy @sudermanjr.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
And then we made the biggest mistake, and connected two of them together
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Andy @sudermanjr.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Hey friends, I'm going to #kubecon in London in a few weeks. Would love to see some of you there! www.fairwinds.com/kubecon-eu-2...
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Meet Fairwinds at KubeCon EU 2025
Overwhelmed by Kubernetes management? Meet Fairwinds' CTO Andy Suderman at KubeCon EU to discover stress-free, expert-led Kubernetes solutions.
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Electronic Frontier Foundation @eff.org · 05/03/2025
Cell-site simulators (CSS, also known as Stingrays or IMSI catchers) are devices that masquerade as legitimate cell-phone towers, tricking phones within a certain radius into connecting to the device rather than a tower. Our new tool, Rayhunter, can help you find them.
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Meet Rayhunter: A New Open Source Tool from EFF to Detect Cellular Spying
Rayhunter is a new open source tool we’ve created that runs off an affordable mobile hotspot that we hope empowers everyone, regardless of technical skill, to help search out cell-site simulators (CSS...
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Beth @bethcodes.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Every tech company* has platform teams trying to build: 1. Heroku, except hand-rolled 2. One giant shared database, so engineers can ignore analytics without consequence 3. If they have a monolith, microservices. If microservices, a monolith 4. A solution to the halting problem * Hyperbole. I hope
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bryan newbold @bnewbold.net · 24/02/2025
for your roadside observability needs
neon MOTEL sign with the M not lit
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