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The Rural Juror

@suchcorn.bsky.social

95 followers 83 following 295 posts

Mental health professional 🛋️, animal lover 🐾, horror enthusiast 👻, and idiot 🤷🏼‍♀️

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The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Today I slept in, looked at the ocean, saw a movie, played with my kid, and almost finished a book (probably will later). Pretty good Saturday.

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The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Who’s controlling this jazz?? You know what I mean? — @pzd.bsky.social

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The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I loved Borders. RIP to a real one.

The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Questionable page in my kid’s book.

The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

This is what peak happiness looks like. This isn’t me doing a goof or a meme, I’m 100% serious.

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Look how cool these stances are.

The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Surprising absolutely no one, my daughter is currently obsessed with Coraline.

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Pat @pizzasuplex.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I am liking the new Control game. And I think the Board / Aberrant sounds very Finnish when it talks.

The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I think my favorite foods are donuts and champagne. (well sparking wine, but that doesn’t feel as good to say.)

The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I loved this season so so much. You are a mad genius.

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Abe LinkedIn @pzd.bsky.social · 02/05/2023

I just ate a bunch of baby carrots and now I’m hiccuping. Do I hauve Covid?

The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I just realized Peppa Pig loves muddy puddles BECAUSE SHE IS A PIG and not just because of like all the rain in the UK. I AM SO EMBARRASSED.

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The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I already need to rewatch this beauty.

The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Lmao I made a tomato basil last weekend. To be fair my kid had a leftover grilled cheese. It was an insane move on my part.

The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Just bought $40 of 90s sand creatures off eBay for my daughter.

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The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

The most comfortable creature on planet earth.

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The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

I think they tried to make John Smith equally hot, but he sucks and is voiced by Mel Gibson.

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The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Problematic take: Disney’s Pocahontas is crazy hot.

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The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Becoming an expert at peeing in the exact point between when one client leaves and the other arrives to minimize bathroom encounters.

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The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

However, it is wack that “Africa” is represented by only one mouse in the first movie.

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The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

I love the mouse UN in the Rescuers movies.

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The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

My least favorite clinician type is ones that talk about spiritual/mystical concepts as if they are literal and scientific. Makes me feel completely insane.

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The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

My problematic fave.

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The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Doesn’t it sound like Randy Newman is always wearing sunglasses? @pzd.bsky.social

The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Some days my job is just BEING THERE for someone in a moment where I can’t do anything to help. Unrelated, if doctors can start taking women’s pain more seriously and dudes can stop SAing people, that would be so chill.

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The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

I fucking loathe the cat in the hat. Character and book.

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The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

DID YOU HEAR THAT!?!?! — Mina every time a firework goes off. (Yes, I heard it.)

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The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Put banana phone on for my kid and she shut me out of her room to dance alone.

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The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Framed (and reframed) some LOVELY prints. Two are Natalie Andrewson and the pup is Lisa Hanawalt. So happy!!

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The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Ratemysnowman.com

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The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Witch Wizard Dumpster

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The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Say egg

The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

My child has started to draw little guys. These are the only two I was able to get pictures of.

The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Your name! I’m a not a pervert.

The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

One day in 2007, I changed @pzd.bsky.social’s name in my phone from “D Poon” to his real name. It just felt proper for my boyfriend to have a real name in my phone. Anyway, happy birthday, sweet husband!! PS: it was an LG flip phone.

The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

I fucking love being a girl mom.

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The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Do you…come here often?

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The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Do they still make kids movies that are like little traumatic/scary?

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The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Hokum (2026)

The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Brave Little Toaster hides all the bangers at the end of the movie.

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The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

“He plays a magic flute in the sky,” is a top tier lyric.

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The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

I hate Peppa Pig’s dad. He makes me feel ill.

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The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

All this discourse around “YouTuber” movie makers is making me insane. Of course some younger directors got their start on YouTube, what better platform to learn and gain a following. YouTube isn’t just for “content.”

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The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Potty training is so boring.

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The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Totally agree! I’m replaying now and it’s my favorite Final Fantasy. I adore the battle system and the motherfucking sphere grid!

The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Toshi is soooo blissed out that we are home.

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The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Updated it a couple weeks ago.

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Your body is a very convenient place to keep your bones

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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Pulled pork and dental floss are like Pacino and DeNiro in Heat. They have so much in common but they lead such different lives.

The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

High friend: *giggling at something* Friend’s wife: Care to share with the class? High friend: …..that’s not how this works.