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@himbobrite.bsky.social
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Big. Dumb. Slut. He/himbo/hole in Atlanta 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️✊🏿 Sober is sexy. Moving to NYC in 2027 Owner of @himbostuff.com throne.com/himbobrite

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HimboBrite @himbobrite.bsky.social · 18h
Bringing back some 80s energy with a neon #BackAndBicepsDay #Himbo #MuscleSlut #HumpDay
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HimboBrite @himbobrite.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I hate it here 😢🍑
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HimboBrite @himbobrite.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Someone, in fact, put Baby in the corner
A die cut word is sitting in the bottom corner of a shipping crateAt closer look, the die cut word is “BABY”
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HimboBrite @himbobrite.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I really need to hire me one of those Etsy witches to put hexes on the senders of these unending spam text.
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HimboBrite @himbobrite.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Loving the #LegDay pump 😊
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HimboBrite @himbobrite.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Me: Ok, hear me out…the movie Avatar…but with cats! Them: IDK, humans projecting their consciousnesses into cat bodies seem like a mid story, at best. Me: No, no, no…the cats project their consciousnesses into avatar bodies. Them: Ok, you have my attention now.
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HimboBrite @himbobrite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They are certainly ditching the tired useless scripts and trying new things…
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HimboBrite @himbobrite.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This one had me feeling proud. I actually almost look like a bodybuilder in it. 😊
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༺🕯 𝐉𝐨𝐞𝐲 🕯༻ @jds-1988.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Looking for spooky bones 👀
An illustration made by @heybeefcake on IG. It depicts a location map for users to find each other.
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HimboBrite @himbobrite.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Progress check (PG version) Sept 2025 vs Today #GrowingHimbo
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 26/09/2026
great piece. man social media is a cancer themomoftheyear.substack.com/p/im-the-mom...
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I’m the Mom in That Viral Giants Clip. Let Me Tell You About My Husband.
You saw me carrying our baby and food. There was more happening in our family that night.
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Will Morrison @wamorrison95.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Gay Guy Events: Donkey Dick GoGo Slurs Lesbian Events: Judith Butler’s Reading Room Bi Events: How to cuff your jeans? Trans Events: Body Design Disco & Mutual Aid
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HimboBrite @himbobrite.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Optimus Prime implies the existence of Pessimus Prime
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HimboBrite @himbobrite.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Making bigger tree trunks 🪾🪾 #Himbo #LegsAndGlutesDay #ThongThursday
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HimboBrite @himbobrite.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
On today’s episode of Butt Stuff with a Himbo… #ButtStuff
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HimboBrite @himbobrite.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
These were cooler (and less toxic) in the 90s. Back then we called them Tamagotchi
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HimboBrite @himbobrite.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So wait, two problematic popular R&B artists have decided to tour North America together? 😬
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HimboBrite @himbobrite.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It’s spoopy season y’all! My Halloween decorating is done
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HimboBrite @himbobrite.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
BFFs!
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HimboBrite @himbobrite.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You checking out my backside? It’s ok, I don’t mind. 😉 Happy #HumpDay #BackBicepsAndShoulders
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HimboBrite @himbobrite.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I replaced the cheap plastic cracked diverter in my shower. Let me just say, I can now pressure wash decks and sidewalks, if anyone needs that. Never realized the last diverter had a flow reducer in it. Needless to say, a flow regulator has already been ordered before I unleash that on my ⭕️ 😬😵
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HimboBrite @himbobrite.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
#TushyTuesday Today's color palette is inspired by one of my favorite Transformers as a kid (and adult), Soundwave. I mean, he's a cat person...he can't be all that bad. Think I might go see a 40th anniversary screening of Transformers: The Movie tonight. #LegsAndGlutesDay #MoreThanMeetsTheEye
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HimboBrite @himbobrite.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I hear Hank is an absolute Beast in bed.
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Jim @jimsweesketches.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Remember when Jean outed Iceman? Here’s how she really found out…
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MuscleKunt @bigmusclekunt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Time on my hands after my workout in another city not able to do anything about it. 😩 Guess I’ll just take slutty photos in my hotel room. #FeelingFeral #BigDumbSlut #HimboHole #MuscleBottom #LockedFaggot #Plugged #MuscleKunt
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HimboBrite @himbobrite.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Already starting to feel bigger again on this bulk.
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s very simple and it’s been said over and over but I guess it needs saying continuously: if you deem one group too small to have equal rights you are enabling fascism, not fighting it. The people saying Dems are GREAT on trans rights are not paying attention and/or saying stuff like this.
Nichole Hiltz
The Democrats defend the Kennedy Center but not trans people.
A building.

@treewarrior.bsky....
maybe because defending everything about a super small minority of the population is not worth losing to fascists
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HimboBrite @himbobrite.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Maybe I should do a meathead version of the Joker for Halloween. Perhaps the Jocker! The clown prince of push day, the arch nemesis of Broman. 🤔 #TheDarkKnightLifts
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HimboBrite @himbobrite.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Happy Friday himbos, nerds, and sluts. Have a great day
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HimboBrite @himbobrite.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The two genders (×♾️)…
Cover art for Miley Cyrus and Orville Peck’s new albums, both of which released today.
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Skyler Locke (Princess) @kinkkpsych.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
hey, I wear the cage cause I want to. I don’t need you to “break me out” or “get rid of it for me.” I like being locked up and wanna stay that way. If you’re gonna flirt with me then push me to stay locked. I don’t like to use my dick 🥺👉🏼👈🏼
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HimboBrite @himbobrite.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
As we say in recovery, “it’s not an addiction until you’ve sucked dick for it.” But seriously, both this and the original video it’s highlighting are very much examples of addiction.
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HimboBrite @himbobrite.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“There’s [no way] a person can be addicted to media! Trust me.” — person who works in media
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HimboBrite @himbobrite.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Glutes, for Hump Day? Groundbreaking. #Himbo #HumpDay
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Bottomboy412 🔜 Fist Bump Vol. 5 @bottomboy412.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My Pretty shirts arrived!!
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HimboBrite @himbobrite.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The special kind of hell that is sitting on hold waiting for a (hopefully live) customer service agent, while a recorded message plays repeatedly, telling me to use their online portal for quicker resolution. Like I hadn’t already tried that utterly useless avenue.
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UNBTim @unbtim.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Himboism is growing and I think an amazing thing in the world today. It allows an escape for life’s pressures
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HimboBrite @himbobrite.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Atlanta Pride is a month away! So this #TShirtTuesday ‘s featured shirt is PrettyQUEER. Get 20% off these designs until midnight Monday. Discount applied automatically. There is a spectrum of colors to choose from. #HimboStuff #PrettyQueer himbostuff.com/search?q=pre...
Product image for the PrettyQUEER shirt in light blue, heather clay, pale pink, white, heather athletic grey, heather dark grey, heather blackProduct image for the PrettyQUEER shirt in heather berry, heather red, heather orange, yellow, heather kelly green, heather true royal, and heather team purple
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HimboBrite @himbobrite.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Arrrrrrrmmmmmms! #Himbo #FlexFriday
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Bottomboy412 🔜 Fist Bump Vol. 5 @bottomboy412.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Repost with the movie you are making all your bluetuals watch at the bsky sleepover Because most of us are geeky.
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Star Trek Next Generation
ALT: Star Trek Next Generation
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HimboBrite @himbobrite.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Question for the people who use shower liners barely thicker than kitchen plastic wrap: Who hurt you?
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🌈 Sulker🏳️‍🌈 @monarchpiratica.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Repost with the movie you are making all your bluetuals watch at the bsky sleepover
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Barb, Annie Mumolo, Jamie Dornan Waving
ALT: Barb, Annie Mumolo, Jamie Dornan Waving
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TKTigerkat- good hunter @tktigerkat.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Repost with the movie you are making all your bluetuals watch at the bsky sleepover
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The Dark Crystal Intro Title Sequence
ALT: The Dark Crystal Intro Title Sequence
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Jack the Warlock @jackwarlock.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Repost with the movie you are making all your bluetuals watch at the bsky sleepover
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No Quitting Bastian Balthazar Bux
ALT: No Quitting Bastian Balthazar Bux
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Billy @wtfarago.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Repost with the movie you are making all your bluetuals watch at the bsky sleepover
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Barb & Star: Afraid You Were Addicted To Caramel
ALT: Barb & Star: Afraid You Were Addicted To Caramel
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HimboBrite @himbobrite.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Repost with the movie you are making all your bluetuals watch at the bsky sleepover
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Secret Of Nimh Mrs Brisby
Alt: GIF: Secret Of NIMH, Mrs Brisby
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 11/09/2026
25 years after the horrific terror attacks of September 11th, 2001, we remember the New Yorkers we lost and honor the extraordinary heroism and selflessness that carried our city forward.
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HimboBrite @himbobrite.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Working (it) out in (Seattle) Washington
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HimboBrite @himbobrite.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Anything is a dildo if you’re brave enough #CapitolHill #Seattle
Lamp post on Broadway in Seattle, WA. The lamp post has 4 large lime green balls spaced along its height.
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HimboBrite @himbobrite.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
“I’m not mad…I’m just disappointed” Me, to myself, regularly
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