HimboBrite @himbobrite.bsky.social · 18hBringing back some 80s energy with a neon #BackAndBicepsDay #Himbo #MuscleSlut #HumpDay 1500
HimboBrite @himbobrite.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I really need to hire me one of those Etsy witches to put hexes on the senders of these unending spam text. 0150
HimboBrite @himbobrite.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Me: Ok, hear me out…the movie Avatar…but with cats! Them: IDK, humans projecting their consciousnesses into cat bodies seem like a mid story, at best. Me: No, no, no…the cats project their consciousnesses into avatar bodies. Them: Ok, you have my attention now. 2130
HimboBrite @himbobrite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026They are certainly ditching the tired useless scripts and trying new things… 260
HimboBrite @himbobrite.bsky.social · 27/09/2026This one had me feeling proud. I actually almost look like a bodybuilder in it. 😊 2792
HimboBrite @himbobrite.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Progress check (PG version) Sept 2025 vs Today #GrowingHimbo 3410
Reposted by HimboBriteryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 26/09/2026great piece. man social media is a cancer themomoftheyear.substack.com/p/im-the-mom...themomoftheyear.substack.comI’m the Mom in That Viral Giants Clip. Let Me Tell You About My Husband.You saw me carrying our baby and food. There was more happening in our family that night. 12352851361
Reposted by HimboBriteWill Morrison @wamorrison95.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Gay Guy Events: Donkey Dick GoGo Slurs Lesbian Events: Judith Butler’s Reading Room Bi Events: How to cuff your jeans? Trans Events: Body Design Disco & Mutual Aid 091
HimboBrite @himbobrite.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Optimus Prime implies the existence of Pessimus Prime 1130
HimboBrite @himbobrite.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Making bigger tree trunks #Himbo #LegsAndGlutesDay #ThongThursday 1401
HimboBrite @himbobrite.bsky.social · 24/09/2026On today’s episode of Butt Stuff with a Himbo… #ButtStuff 3410
HimboBrite @himbobrite.bsky.social · 24/09/2026These were cooler (and less toxic) in the 90s. Back then we called them Tamagotchi 0120
HimboBrite @himbobrite.bsky.social · 24/09/2026So wait, two problematic popular R&B artists have decided to tour North America together? 😬 290
HimboBrite @himbobrite.bsky.social · 24/09/2026It’s spoopy season y’all! My Halloween decorating is done 0210
HimboBrite @himbobrite.bsky.social · 23/09/2026You checking out my backside? It’s ok, I don’t mind. 😉 Happy #HumpDay #BackBicepsAndShoulders 2881
HimboBrite @himbobrite.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I replaced the cheap plastic cracked diverter in my shower. Let me just say, I can now pressure wash decks and sidewalks, if anyone needs that. Never realized the last diverter had a flow reducer in it. Needless to say, a flow regulator has already been ordered before I unleash that on my ⭕️ 😬😵 1150
HimboBrite @himbobrite.bsky.social · 22/09/2026#TushyTuesday Today's color palette is inspired by one of my favorite Transformers as a kid (and adult), Soundwave. I mean, he's a cat person...he can't be all that bad. Think I might go see a 40th anniversary screening of Transformers: The Movie tonight. #LegsAndGlutesDay #MoreThanMeetsTheEye 4701
Reposted by HimboBriteJim @jimsweesketches.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Remember when Jean outed Iceman? Here’s how she really found out… 639945
Reposted by HimboBriteMuscleKunt @bigmusclekunt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Time on my hands after my workout in another city not able to do anything about it. 😩 Guess I’ll just take slutty photos in my hotel room. #FeelingFeral #BigDumbSlut #HimboHole #MuscleBottom #LockedFaggot #Plugged #MuscleKunt 36410
HimboBrite @himbobrite.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Already starting to feel bigger again on this bulk. 2581
Reposted by HimboBritePaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026It’s very simple and it’s been said over and over but I guess it needs saying continuously: if you deem one group too small to have equal rights you are enabling fascism, not fighting it. The people saying Dems are GREAT on trans rights are not paying attention and/or saying stuff like this. 349160724118
HimboBrite @himbobrite.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Maybe I should do a meathead version of the Joker for Halloween. Perhaps the Jocker! The clown prince of push day, the arch nemesis of Broman. 🤔 #TheDarkKnightLifts 2260
HimboBrite @himbobrite.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Happy Friday himbos, nerds, and sluts. Have a great day 4480
Reposted by HimboBriteSkyler Locke (Princess) @kinkkpsych.bsky.social · 09/01/2026hey, I wear the cage cause I want to. I don’t need you to “break me out” or “get rid of it for me.” I like being locked up and wanna stay that way. If you’re gonna flirt with me then push me to stay locked. I don’t like to use my dick 🥺👉🏼👈🏼 2055054
HimboBrite @himbobrite.bsky.social · 17/09/2026As we say in recovery, “it’s not an addiction until you’ve sucked dick for it.” But seriously, both this and the original video it’s highlighting are very much examples of addiction. 0140
HimboBrite @himbobrite.bsky.social · 17/09/2026“There’s [no way] a person can be addicted to media! Trust me.” — person who works in media 1120
HimboBrite @himbobrite.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Glutes, for Hump Day? Groundbreaking. #Himbo #HumpDay 2591
Reposted by HimboBriteBottomboy412 🔜 Fist Bump Vol. 5 @bottomboy412.bsky.social · 15/09/2026My Pretty shirts arrived!! 182
HimboBrite @himbobrite.bsky.social · 16/09/2026The special kind of hell that is sitting on hold waiting for a (hopefully live) customer service agent, while a recorded message plays repeatedly, telling me to use their online portal for quicker resolution. Like I hadn’t already tried that utterly useless avenue. 1100
Reposted by HimboBriteUNBTim @unbtim.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Himboism is growing and I think an amazing thing in the world today. It allows an escape for life’s pressures 031
Reposted by HimboBriteHimboBrite @himbobrite.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Atlanta Pride is a month away! So this #TShirtTuesday ‘s featured shirt is PrettyQUEER. Get 20% off these designs until midnight Monday. Discount applied automatically. There is a spectrum of colors to choose from. #HimboStuff #PrettyQueer himbostuff.com/search?q=pre... 2135
Reposted by HimboBriteBottomboy412 🔜 Fist Bump Vol. 5 @bottomboy412.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Repost with the movie you are making all your bluetuals watch at the bsky sleepover Because most of us are geeky.static.klipy.comStar Trek Next GenerationALT: Star Trek Next Generation 151
HimboBrite @himbobrite.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Question for the people who use shower liners barely thicker than kitchen plastic wrap: Who hurt you? 4151
Reposted by HimboBrite🌈 Sulker🏳️🌈 @monarchpiratica.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Repost with the movie you are making all your bluetuals watch at the bsky sleepoverstatic.klipy.comBarb, Annie Mumolo, Jamie Dornan WavingALT: Barb, Annie Mumolo, Jamie Dornan Waving 071
Reposted by HimboBriteTKTigerkat- good hunter @tktigerkat.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Repost with the movie you are making all your bluetuals watch at the bsky sleepoverstatic.klipy.comThe Dark Crystal Intro Title SequenceALT: The Dark Crystal Intro Title Sequence 161
Reposted by HimboBriteJack the Warlock @jackwarlock.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Repost with the movie you are making all your bluetuals watch at the bsky sleepoverstatic.klipy.comNo Quitting Bastian Balthazar BuxALT: No Quitting Bastian Balthazar Bux 052
Reposted by HimboBriteBilly @wtfarago.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Repost with the movie you are making all your bluetuals watch at the bsky sleepoverstatic.klipy.comBarb & Star: Afraid You Were Addicted To CaramelALT: Barb & Star: Afraid You Were Addicted To Caramel 131
HimboBrite @himbobrite.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Repost with the movie you are making all your bluetuals watch at the bsky sleepoverstatic.klipy.comSecret Of Nimh Mrs BrisbyAlt: GIF: Secret Of NIMH, Mrs Brisby 4260
Reposted by HimboBriteMayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 11/09/202625 years after the horrific terror attacks of September 11th, 2001, we remember the New Yorkers we lost and honor the extraordinary heroism and selflessness that carried our city forward. 13195541984
HimboBrite @himbobrite.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Anything is a dildo if you’re brave enough #CapitolHill #Seattle 2332
HimboBrite @himbobrite.bsky.social · 09/09/2026“I’m not mad…I’m just disappointed” Me, to myself, regularly 0110