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Tom

@subtleslander.bsky.social
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He/him. British in Vancouver. Professional writer; semi-professional banterer.

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Tom @subtleslander.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Hard to call it propaganda while touting what also may be propaganda, no?
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Tom @subtleslander.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Are you ahead of mainstream outlets or behind a bit? Hard to keep track of what’s happening!
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Tom @subtleslander.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
"She's in a class by herself" Yeah because everyone else graduated.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Congratulations Australia
The Australian prime minister naked on an inner tube drinking a fosters
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Tom @subtleslander.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Preventative is correct when it's a medical context.
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Tom @subtleslander.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
How long are you on for?! I’m still making my way home 😭
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Tom @subtleslander.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Such as?
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Tom @subtleslander.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Starmer? Are you kidding?
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Tom @subtleslander.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
He’s very obviously not MAGA; he is however spineless
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Tom @subtleslander.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
It’s nice in theory but doesn’t work in practice; The LibDems did this in the UK alongside the Tories as a coalition and they’ve never recovered—voters felt betrayed.
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Tom @subtleslander.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Magic Moss sounds like a cool af garage band tho
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Tom @subtleslander.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
The sigh of relief seeing a conservative lockout
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Tom @subtleslander.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
This is a bit of a Boy Who Cried Wolf situation where I think there's high-potential for a serious conflict here, but they've clashed so frequently, and typically in such a limited way, that most will be shocked if (when) this erupts.
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Tom @subtleslander.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Really excited for the new Conclave album, the Christian Rock genre is very underappreciated. #RockLikePontifex
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Tom @subtleslander.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
What about barking?
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Tom @subtleslander.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
The real tragedy is Alanis Morissette only ever made one album, Jagged Little Pill, and that song from City of Angels.
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Tom @subtleslander.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
No she didn't mate, she only ever made one album. Never made seven. Bit like there's only two Alien movies, and a tribute called Romulus.
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Tom @subtleslander.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Sometimes I sing "Holding Out for a Meow" to Peach in the style of the Fairy Godmother from Shrek
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Tom @subtleslander.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Ah Sarah I deactivated just after your accident and reactivated today, so to read this has made me sad. You've got a good mum.
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Tom @subtleslander.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Count the “what the fuck” comment and that’ll give you an idea
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Tom @subtleslander.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
The number of Americans surprised in this thread is… in itself shocking.
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Tom @subtleslander.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
“Wild waist” was right there!
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Tom @subtleslander.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
That’s how it starts.
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Tom @subtleslander.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Peach has a little more work to do
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Tom @subtleslander.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
And frankly @cnn.com, you should do better—Trump isn’t proposing “expansion” because not a single Canadian would roll over and welcome it; what you’re parroting is commonly known as invasion.
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Tom @subtleslander.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Add that to Trump’s referring to our Prime Minister as the Governor of the 51st State should set alarm bells ringing and prompt a swift rebuke—condemnation—from every nation that values its sovereignty.
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Tom @subtleslander.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Many Canadians have given their lives in the defence of the United States, and the broader west—wantonly musing our annexation is at the least offensive and in reality outrageous.
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Tom @subtleslander.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
As a British pseudo-Canadian, I’m really quite bored of Americans wargaming the idea of our assimilation; Canada is an independent, sovereign state with as much history, culture and right to self-determination as the US itself. We are not your toy; our land is not yours for the taking.
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Tom @subtleslander.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Respectfully, what do you think we’d do? Canada is a sovereign state with an independent army—the idea we wouldn’t do anything is absurd.
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Tom @subtleslander.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
The man’s pulled a Biden.
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Tom @subtleslander.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Quite a lot of people care given he’s one of the richest landowners, most influential, and ergo powerful, and ultimately is in the line of succession for the UK and 14 other countries.
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Tom @subtleslander.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
It was?!
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Tom @subtleslander.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Not sure I agree—if I write a song, its profitability isn’t based on whether it can be freely reproduced, it’s whether it’s popular in the first place. McCartney’s concern, rightly, is that the ability to make infinite music of infinite varieties undermines the creativity of humans.
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Tom @subtleslander.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
What does that fix?
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Tom @subtleslander.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Because torture is a legal term and until they’re convicted of it the Guardian has a responsibly to report it as purported, rather than factual—we all know it’s happened, but journalistic standards etc.
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Tom @subtleslander.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Right? I believe the definition of supplanting humanistic values with ideology is “fucking hubris” and sociopathy
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
The Bashar Al-Assad I Knew How did the nerdy, Oasis-loving ophthalmology resident I shared a flat with in London become one of this generation’s most ruthless dictators?
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
I'm a soldier In a Greek horse I hide I'm one of Several others inside - Trojon Bon Jovi
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Tom @subtleslander.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
None of this is amusing and making light of it deserves a rethink.
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Tom @subtleslander.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
She was a child.
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Tom @subtleslander.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Bizarre comment—she was 13 and knocked it over by accident and I expect has much trauma from it.
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Tom @subtleslander.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
“There are decades where nothing happens; and there are weeks where decades happen…”
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Tom @subtleslander.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
And if reports are anything to go by, Khamenei isn’t far behind them—he must have a sense of bitterness to watch his sphere of influence crumble so quickly as he reaches his own end of the road.
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Tom @subtleslander.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
#SoSayWeAll
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Tom @subtleslander.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
There are many people who learned about Syria for the first time earlier this week and need to share that this Middle Eastern country must be exactly the same as the other ones they learned about on Fox, and must suffer the same fate /s
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Tom @subtleslander.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Wot?
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Tom @subtleslander.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Hard to imagine who could backfill him—every time I hear Run to the Hills I just think about what a phenomenon the drumming is.
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Tom @subtleslander.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
A regional power is not a super power; Iran doesn’t have the resources to intervene militarily, not with Hezbollah and Hamas nullified and Israel knocking at the door.
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Tom @subtleslander.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
It’s also that the Guardian doesn’t really know what it is anymore—advocate for the working man, schmoozing champagne socialist, or turkey snob—while asking for $8 a month for articulated thoughts on something articulated billions of times through the centuries.
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Tom @subtleslander.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
I’m a fierce advocate for journalism in all its forms—except food journalism, which should be banned.
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