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Tom

@subtleslander.bsky.social
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He/him. British in Vancouver. Professional writer; semi-professional banterer.

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Tom @subtleslander.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Really excited for the new Conclave album, the Christian Rock genre is very underappreciated. #RockLikePontifex
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Tom @subtleslander.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Sometimes I sing "Holding Out for a Meow" to Peach in the style of the Fairy Godmother from Shrek
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Tom @subtleslander.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Peach has a little more work to do
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Tom @subtleslander.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Oh hi
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Tom @subtleslander.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I have completed my self-imposed social media isolation; good morning from Peach.
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Tom @subtleslander.bsky.social · 16/07/2024
Putting her in a box for return seems a bit extreme though, I’m sure there are treatments! Peach wishes Fern well.
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Tom @subtleslander.bsky.social · 12/07/2024
Going well
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Tom @subtleslander.bsky.social · 11/07/2024
He’s out
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Tom @subtleslander.bsky.social · 06/07/2024
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Tom @subtleslander.bsky.social · 04/07/2024
God bless
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Tom @subtleslander.bsky.social · 28/06/2024
Well this is a record of election success in relation to approval ratings; Biden’s is around 36%; no sitting president has been reelected at less than 40%, and Kamala is less than Biden, so? That’s why the VP is being ignored
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Tom @subtleslander.bsky.social · 26/06/2024
I HAVE WAITED A LONG TIME FOR A DESK CAT
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Tom @subtleslander.bsky.social · 25/06/2024
Hi Punkin!
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Tom @subtleslander.bsky.social · 24/06/2024
teef
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Tom @subtleslander.bsky.social · 22/06/2024
Trying to stop her attacking my bag; we’ve apparently reached a compromise
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Tom @subtleslander.bsky.social · 21/06/2024
how you doin sweaty
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Tom @subtleslander.bsky.social · 13/06/2024
A life of luxury
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Tom @subtleslander.bsky.social · 11/06/2024
The baby needs glasses.
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Tom @subtleslander.bsky.social · 10/06/2024
I made the mistake of giving my number to someone on Twitter a few years ago; every now and again they’ll text me but I deleted them, so my only reference to check if it’s them is a note from 2021 written as:
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Tom @subtleslander.bsky.social · 07/06/2024
excellent
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Tom @subtleslander.bsky.social · 02/06/2024
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Tom @subtleslander.bsky.social · 01/06/2024
Emperor Palpatine and Darth Vader appear at the opening of Death Star II (3 ABY)
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Tom @subtleslander.bsky.social · 29/05/2024
Getting fur all over the carpet but having a good time doing it
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Tom @subtleslander.bsky.social · 28/05/2024
Tori Amos, that is all.
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Tom @subtleslander.bsky.social · 27/05/2024
The wording of this could be understood to imply the worm has informed Vanity Fair it won’t interfere
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Tom @subtleslander.bsky.social · 26/05/2024
A Vancouver rainbow for you all
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Tom @subtleslander.bsky.social · 25/05/2024
Her tongue is out more often than not
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Tom @subtleslander.bsky.social · 25/05/2024
This is my daughter, Peach
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Tom @subtleslander.bsky.social · 22/04/2024
Me: I hate livin’ on a prayer Also me, Bon Jovi collector:
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Tom @subtleslander.bsky.social · 21/04/2024
also, I didn't know what this meant and google thinks... haha
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Tom @subtleslander.bsky.social · 20/04/2024
Good morning from the baby
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Tom @subtleslander.bsky.social · 28/03/2024
Hello from the baby
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Tom @subtleslander.bsky.social · 27/03/2024
KISS OF THE PLANET OF THE APES (1982)
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Tom @subtleslander.bsky.social · 17/03/2024
Kirsten what kind of app have you got me to download
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Tom @subtleslander.bsky.social · 21/02/2024
what da cat doin
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Tom @subtleslander.bsky.social · 21/02/2024
I hear we are sharing pets, so this is my cat Peach in a Lululemon box. She’s a rare ginger girl.
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