Eugene Onager @subtextexplainer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026It's definitely possible the judge meant it showed the family's forgiveness. But people do have some uh weird ideas about what AI is 010
Eugene Onager @subtextexplainer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026This thread discusses, I really don't know anything about it: www.reddit.com/r/law/commen... 130
Eugene Onager @subtextexplainer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Somebody on here explained -- judge said "real forgiveness, therefore he was a good guy, so I'll sentence killer to the max, more than prosecution asked for" 390
Eugene Onager @subtextexplainer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026In my personal life, I'm just heading into a week of bullshit followed by a scant few days of crap & then three solid weeks of absolute screaming vileness. Then there's a little reward hanging out there that will likely be cancelled. Wish me luck 001
Eugene Onager @subtextexplainer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026DO NOT go yell at this person, they're fine, but: I don't know what this means 000
Eugene Onager @subtextexplainer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Is it just me, or is Dagwood increasingly reading as "rockabilly" 230
Reposted by Eugene OnagerScott Lemieux @lemieuxlgm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026One of James Telerico or Ken Paxton will be the next senator from Texas. If you're telling people not to support Telerico, you're saying you want Paxton to win. That's it. You cannot select a different, third bespoke person to be senator like buying a tailored suit. 1660773
Eugene Onager @subtextexplainer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026In 500 years historians are going to be building elaborate theories about how he was actually somebody else. Somebody more interesting 130
Eugene Onager @subtextexplainer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Audience member to performer at the post-performance Q&A: "I missed what you just said, but I have something I want to share" ok lmao 001
Eugene Onager @subtextexplainer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Might get some rain later. We could sure use it 0100
Eugene Onager @subtextexplainer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I'm lost. What are you saying El Sayed is an example of? 051
Eugene Onager @subtextexplainer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026"My therapist is great, she referred me to somebody for energy work" 000
Eugene Onager @subtextexplainer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Lol thinking of someone I know telling me "my therapist is great, he diagnosed my spouse based on my anecdotes about him" 100
Eugene Onager @subtextexplainer.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Every post from these guys is, like, a photo of happy children sharing ice cream cones w/puppies on a beach and an AK-47 emoji 051
Eugene Onager @subtextexplainer.bsky.social · 05/09/2026If you trained it on just code, it could write good code, but with no interface to ask it to write code for a particular purpose. Stack Overflow is a Rosetta Stone 110
Eugene Onager @subtextexplainer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026He doesn't know what a tamale is. He has heard "hot tamales" as an expression, so he is saying that string of sounds, which he associates w/Mexico. He has never eaten a tamale, doesn't know it's a food item 010
Eugene Onager @subtextexplainer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Once a week or so I intone "we should have the humans do the things the computers are bad at, and the computers do the things the humans are bad at" & everybody nods like I'm the fucking dalai lama 0386
Eugene Onager @subtextexplainer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026longest thread in the history of Blue sky,,, 040
Eugene Onager @subtextexplainer.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Please for the love of god don't tell me why, it's a rhetorical question 030
Eugene Onager @subtextexplainer.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Why are these guys unable to think about anything except their wives having sex with other people. wtaf 2120
Eugene Onager @subtextexplainer.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Burger place around the corner that my kid and I used to go to once a week. They had the cornmeal-batter onion rings, nobody else in town does them that way. We talk about it all the time 011
Eugene Onager @subtextexplainer.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Look, if it gets 'em to ditch the cologne, maybe it's a net improvement 040
Reposted by Eugene OnagerStan Oklobdzija @stano.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Amazing to live in a country where the secret police are handling inter-chud beefs. It's like the Night of Long Knives playing out in the parking lot of a Dollar General. 13171261557
Eugene Onager @subtextexplainer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I'm not saying this is a healthy or correct view; quite the opposite, lol But I'm inviting to consider Graham's perspective that may be getting in the way of her making good decisions, as a legislator 100
Eugene Onager @subtextexplainer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026This is one way that "hurt people hurt people" plays out. Not defending it: naming it. It's really hard to let go of our suffering 000
Eugene Onager @subtextexplainer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Yes, but also: this story is the foundation of her identity, right? And the foundation of the identity of her brother, who she is actively grieving for. When we say "your parents shouldn't have died like that," what she hears is "their deaths didn't have meaning. Your life doesn't have meaning." 310
Eugene Onager @subtextexplainer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026BREAKING: Donald Trump has signed an executive order renaming all Vancouver (Wash.)es to Miami 000
Eugene Onager @subtextexplainer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026BREAKING: Donald Trump has signed an executive order renaming Vancouver (BC) to Vancouver (Wash.) 100
Eugene Onager @subtextexplainer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026BREAKING: Donald Trump has signed an executive order renaming Ottawa to Vancouver (Wash.) 100
Eugene Onager @subtextexplainer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026BREAKING: Donald Trump has signed an executive order renaming Cleveland to Ottawa 100
Eugene Onager @subtextexplainer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026BREAKING: Donald Trump has signed an executive order renaming Ottawa to New Brunswick 100
Eugene Onager @subtextexplainer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Yes. Claim falsely that it's AI-driven (hire a stoned out-of-work comedy writer to do it instead) 000
Reposted by Eugene OnagerJP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I've been wanting to write this essay for years. It's about mirrors, modernity, magic, and why seeing so much of ourselves is driving us crazy johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/your-refle...johnpaulbrammer.substack.comYour Reflection Is Not YouOn mirrors, magic, and obsession 26584139
Eugene Onager @subtextexplainer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Play as Pikachu. Pikachu makes a great plaintive sound while falling into the abyss 020
Eugene Onager @subtextexplainer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I've started blocking every account that brings Trump/Republicans into a thread about a different topic & I wish I could say it's improving my experience, but there seems to be an infinite supply 000
Reposted by Eugene OnagerAbdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 23/08/2026We're being told that if we sacrifice the rights of some people, then the rest of us get to keep our rights. We all know that's some BS. 566280938613
Reposted by Eugene Onagerlaura olin @lauraolin.bsky.social · 22/08/2026An extremely on-the-nose example of why the fight for women’s rights and the fight for trans rights are the same fight. 0239