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jvardaro.bsky.social @jvardaro.bsky.social · 7h
Yeah so
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jvardaro.bsky.social @jvardaro.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The best two stretches of baseball the Phillies have played in recent memory have one thing in common, so they have no choice if they want a deep playoff run: they must fire Don Mattingly tomorrow. #redoctober
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jvardaro.bsky.social @jvardaro.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Waste not want not @lindaholmes.bsky.social
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jvardaro.bsky.social @jvardaro.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
With that attitude the rubber tree plants are going to walk all over us. Padres and Dbacks play each other the last three games of the season! Phils are just making sure not to waste any wins.
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jvardaro.bsky.social @jvardaro.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Phils alive
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jvardaro.bsky.social @jvardaro.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Bird who is going to be okay
Eagle looking up serenely
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jvardaro.bsky.social @jvardaro.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
MFW Sudeikis drops the tip
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jvardaro.bsky.social @jvardaro.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Nola gives up dinger in the Rav 4th? Baseball is back baby
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jvardaro.bsky.social @jvardaro.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Tired: beware the Ides of March Wired: be where the Ides of March aren’t
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jvardaro.bsky.social @jvardaro.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
To honor the bicentennial, the NFL is honored to conduct the coin toss with the historic coin Thomas Jefferson and John Adams flipped to decide whether to condemn slavery in the Declaration of Independence…
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jvardaro.bsky.social @jvardaro.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Gotta love a day that starts with a Dick in a box and ends with a socialist Muslim in Gracie Mansion
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jvardaro.bsky.social @jvardaro.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Lot of folks saying they’ll leave if Mamdani wins but full credit to Cheney for putting his money where his mouth is.
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jvardaro.bsky.social @jvardaro.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Rooting for walkoff catcher’s interference now
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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 04/09/2025
When you saw
only one set of footprints it was then that
Ranger Suárez carried you.
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jvardaro.bsky.social @jvardaro.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Let Bryson swing. No free outs in this situation pls Topper.
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jvardaro.bsky.social @jvardaro.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
“Wait til next year” before the second game is over in a best of 5? In this economy? #highhopes
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jvardaro.bsky.social @jvardaro.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Put Bader on the IL and call up Matt Stairs
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jvardaro.bsky.social @jvardaro.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
If your challah doesn’t have brisket in it, you’ve just blown it for the 5786th straight year.
Brisket-filled challah bunsBrisket in a challah bun
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jvardaro.bsky.social @jvardaro.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Most Taijuan Walker starts are like what if they built the whole plane out of the Jordan Romano
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jvardaro.bsky.social @jvardaro.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
They went with North of North when Parkas and Recreation was right there
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jvardaro.bsky.social @jvardaro.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Couldn’t wait a half inning to eulogize Lee Elia while Casty bats? Malpractice imo
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jvardaro.bsky.social @jvardaro.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Classic @mlb.com: they give out $10 coupons at the MLB shop to compensate for MLB TV subscribers not being able to watch opening day. But they set it up so you have to sacrifice free shipping to get the coupon, so it’s … not really a coupon? And the feedback email account is broken. Nice work guys.
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jvardaro.bsky.social @jvardaro.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Look I don’t know how the rest of this is gonna go so I’m giving credit for the 17-0 lead to my baking pork, rabe, and provolone into a pretzel.
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jvardaro.bsky.social @jvardaro.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
Today, like every day, is a great day to recall this classic piece of ThisAmericana
thisamericanlife.org
Squirrel Cop - This American Life
The first day inevitably means mistakes, mishaps, fiascos.
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jvardaro.bsky.social @jvardaro.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
The real scandal is that Kathy Hochul’s thugs murdered the one squirrel that *wasn’t* trying to rob my peach tree.
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jvardaro.bsky.social @jvardaro.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
Proclaim liberty throughout all the land and all the inhabitants thereof, even the haters and losers
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jvardaro.bsky.social @jvardaro.bsky.social · 10/10/2024
Visualizing Weston Wilson game-tying homer
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jvardaro.bsky.social @jvardaro.bsky.social · 10/10/2024
That could have gone better
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jvardaro.bsky.social @jvardaro.bsky.social · 10/10/2024
If the Phillies get out of this inning with a zero I think they should automatically win the series. Also if it all falls apart I think they should automatically win the series. I guess I might have a bias.
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jvardaro.bsky.social @jvardaro.bsky.social · 09/10/2024
Nice job Ranger. And Jeff. Would be a good night for the bullpen to wake up.
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jvardaro.bsky.social @jvardaro.bsky.social · 09/10/2024
How about 12 runs in the top of the 3rd and Tanner Banks pitches the rest of this.
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jvardaro.bsky.social @jvardaro.bsky.social · 09/10/2024
Doesn’t matter what order you win the three games in.
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jvardaro.bsky.social @jvardaro.bsky.social · 06/10/2024
Said
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jvardaro.bsky.social @jvardaro.bsky.social · 05/10/2024
For real
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jvardaro.bsky.social @jvardaro.bsky.social · 09/09/2024
Not sure of the political math of talking about cats guts instead of tax cuts
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jvardaro.bsky.social @jvardaro.bsky.social · 30/08/2024
Looks like a Brazilian new users just signed up
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jvardaro.bsky.social @jvardaro.bsky.social · 21/08/2024
This is just a trap so they can legally murder you after you sign their terms of service.
deadline.com
Chick-Fil-A Hatches Plans For Streaming Service As Reality TV Comes Home To Roost
The fast-food company is launching its own slate of original content including a gameshow from Glassman Media and Sugar23.
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jvardaro.bsky.social @jvardaro.bsky.social · 21/08/2024
Couldn’t bear it anymore? Worm out his welcome? More like Can’tedy amirite
abcnews.go.com
RFK Jr. expected to drop out of race by end of week, plans to endorse Trump: Sources
Robert Kennedy Jr. is planning to drop out of the presidential race by the end of this week, sources familiar with the decision tell ABC News.
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jvardaro.bsky.social @jvardaro.bsky.social · 04/08/2024
Because the beach belongs to plovers…
nytimes.com
These Birds Have Their Own Beach. Their Human Neighbors Want In.
Every summer, a neighborhood in Queens loses its beach to piping plovers, an endangered shorebird. Some residents want it back.
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