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Styna Lane

@stynalane.bsky.social
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
That is an incidence rate of… 0.00547% The voter fraud allegations you’ve been sold are blatantly and provably false.
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Styna Lane @stynalane.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The food is tainted, electric costs $400 a month, we're running out of drinkable water, it's ungodly hot in September, idk guys have we tried renaming a lake about it?
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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 14/08/2026
The doctor who claimed that vaccines cause autism lost his medical license for faking for the study. But his lies and the damage he did to public health persist long after his paper was pulled. This is why science communication is so difficult; all it takes is one grifter.
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Styna Lane @stynalane.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Rolling into my therapy session repping the holy grail: forgot to take meds, forgot to eat, sleep deprived
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Styna Lane @stynalane.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Rolling into my vocal lesson repping the holy grail: caffeinated, congested, dehydrated
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Styna Lane @stynalane.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Can someone please take Mercury out of the microwave early PLEASE I AM BEGGING
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Styna Lane @stynalane.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I can tell the moment my ADHD meds kick in, because I stop constantly twisting my office chair side to side
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Styna Lane @stynalane.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
The process of making art is the point of art. The process of MAKING art is the POINT of art. THE PROCESS. OF MAKING ART. IS THE POINT. OF ART.
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Styna Lane @stynalane.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Happy Haymitch Abernathy's Birthday, to those who celebrate
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Jeff Cannata @jeffcannata.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Congratulations right-wingers, now the soccer coach gets to check your daughter’s genitalia.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
This country was one person's vote away this morning from putting any birthright citizen in danger of being deported tomorrow. We are so much closer to the abyss than we think. Man oh man.
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Styna Lane @stynalane.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Me at 11:18pm on a Monday: I think learning how to bind books would fix me.
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Styna Lane @stynalane.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
The pollen may be awful this year, but at least the humidity is also a nightmare
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Styna Lane @stynalane.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Bad news, pals... I left my phone in a different room before I went to sleep, and it resulted in me going to sleep earlier and sleeping better 😩
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Styna Lane @stynalane.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Don't tell my therapist of 3 years that my vocal coach of 6 months is speedrunning fixing my multi-decade-long self confidence issues
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Styna Lane @stynalane.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Hey real quick, I need a new keychain and I prefer carabiners, but I also love/collect anodized metal. Is this one gay enough? By what percentage would this raise my odds of meeting my wife at Acadia National Park?
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Styna Lane @stynalane.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
My grandma asked me if it's safe to go to Maine 🫠 Ma'am, how many public bomb threats have there been in Ohio in the last couple weeks? Let me go nap in the woods for a few days. Worst case scenario I get trampled by a moose.
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Styna Lane @stynalane.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Me, with Chronic Hurty Body Syndrome and Allergic To Everything Disorder: I should go CAMPING 😃
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Styna Lane @stynalane.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
*chocolate chips falling out of my mouth* it's called volume eating
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Styna Lane @stynalane.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
[actively bleeding out] haha yeah you're so right, I really dodged a bullet with that one
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Styna Lane @stynalane.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Due to mostly foreseen circumstances *THREE HOURS OF INTERNAL SCREAMING*
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Styna Lane @stynalane.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Therapist: How's it going? Me: Bad 😀 How's it going with you? Therapist: Also bad. Love that for us.
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Tristan Gray @eidyngray.scot · 07/03/2026
Grammarly is stealing people's identities as well as their work: www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...
theverge.com
Grammarly is using our identities without permission
Grammarly’s AI stole my boss’s identity.
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Styna Lane @stynalane.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Villain era, but it's just me no longer basing my self-worth on how other people think I can benefit them
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Styna Lane @stynalane.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I gotta do my zoomies* every day, or else the devil** will catch me [*Exercise] [**Anxiety]
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Styna Lane @stynalane.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
I asked A Man for help, everybody boo please
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Styna Lane @stynalane.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Me: I don't want to cry tonight, I have mascara on Therapist: tooooo fucking baaaad
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 11/02/2026
Likely-historic photo by NBC News of all the Epstein victims asked to raise their hands if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ as Bondi testifies in foreground
photo of Pam Bondi testifying in the foreground as a group of 7 women and 1 men raise their hands
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Styna Lane @stynalane.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Friend: You eat like an alien who can -almost- pass for human... Me, stirring cottage cheese into a pot of rotini and canned tuna: what do you mean?
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Tristan Gray @eidyngray.scot · 03/02/2026
Fuck Neil Gaiman
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Styna Lane @stynalane.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
those are load-bearing rose-colored glasses
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Styna Lane @stynalane.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Fighting fascism gets infinitely more difficult when you're disabled, by the way. Wear a high quality, well-fitting respirator to protect yourself and your community from preventable disease.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 25/01/2026
rightwingers see people caring about others in their community and instead of finding that inspiring they think it’s some sort of grand conspiracy because they don’t understand what it means to care for others you don’t personally know
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Olga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com · 25/01/2026
Minnesota National Guard members have arrived at a federal building and were directed to distribute donuts, coffee, and hot chocolate to anti-ICE protesters. Guard members were issued reflective vests so they would not be mistaken for federal agents.
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Becca @beccabeckery.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
🌸Live on Twitch🌸 It is time!! (also doing some co-working and then some games) twitch.tv/BeccaBeckery
twitch.tv
BeccaBeckery - Twitch
A queer, disabled, Irish streamer who is focused on charity and education! 💛 Business enquiries: RebeccaBeckery@gmail.com 💛
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Becca @beccabeckery.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
UM HELLO?? We are $12.71 away from $12,000 for St. Jude Children's Research Hospital??? WHAT?
The photo shows a screenshot from Tiltify of Becca’s charity campaign for St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital. The total amount raised is $11,987.29 with a goal of $12,000.00
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
This should alarm everyone. The FBI searched a journalist’s home and seized her work devices, despite no criminal charges. This is a direct threat to press freedom.
washingtonpost.com
FBI executes search warrant at Washington Post reporter’s home
The search came as part of an investigation into a government contractor accused of illegally retaining classified government materials.
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Styna Lane @stynalane.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Friends with benefits, but the benefit is just me always having Tums in my bag
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Styna Lane @stynalane.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
I hope this email finds you in the stillness of remembering what you had and what you lost and what you had and what you lost
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
FFS. ICE is targeting Native Americans!
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Matthew Cortland (they) @matthewcort.land · 08/01/2026
You're going to hear a lot of lies about what the law allows after the Trump Regime's murder of Renee Good. States can prosecute federal officers, they've been doing it since the 1800s. Trump cannot stop it and cannot pardon it. Here's the legal analysis www.patreon.com/posts/147687...
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Minnesota Can & Must Prosecute the Unnamed ICE Agent Who Murdered Renee Good | Shouldn't Need to Be a Lawyer by Matthew Cortland
Get more from Shouldn't Need to Be a Lawyer by Matthew Cortland on Patreon
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Styna Lane @stynalane.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
We don't need to talk about how late into adulthood I was before realizing spin class is stationary bikes and not... you know... spinning around a lot.
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Styna Lane @stynalane.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Did y'all know you're allowed to put up a backdrop and put down fake snow and dress up like a fairy??? It's true, nobody can stop you Note: no AI usage. Just rusty photoshop skills.
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Styna Lane @stynalane.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
[crawling out of 2025 covered in my own blood and tears] I mean, it wasn't even that scary
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Julia Métraux @juliametraux.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Wrote about how disappointing it is that Jon Stewart punched down on people masking at @motherjones.com, when people should mind their own business and leave mask wearers be. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
motherjones.com
Hey Jon Stewart, jokes about wearing masks aren't funny
Critics of the Daily Show host say he's a hypocrite.
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Styna Lane @stynalane.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Not a lot of people know this, but The Big Sad actually hunts by sound, and that's why I need so much background noise at all times. Makes it harder for it to get me.
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Styna Lane @stynalane.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Dear Ohio, please no tornado tonight - I accidentally took my bedtime edible twice, and that sounds like it would be just a Really Bad Time™
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Styna Lane @stynalane.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
I don't want a man, I want to perform a heist
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Styna Lane @stynalane.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
HOLY HECK??? Merry Crimmis to meeeee 😭😭😭😭 Thank you for 300,000 plays!!! 🩶🩶🩶🩶
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Styna Lane @stynalane.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Ope, better hydrate before vocal lessons! *downs a large iced coffee* Nailed it 😌
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