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Styna Lane

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Styna Lane @stynalane.bsky.social · 9h
Binge-watching Carrie before watching the new episodes of American Horror Story feels like having an 8 course meal at a multi-Michelin star restaurant, then drinking puddle water from the Walmart parking lot for dessert
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Styna Lane @stynalane.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Me before: I love Mike Flanagan's work, but do we really need ANOTHER Carrie? Me one episode in to Mike Flanagan's Carrie: ...OH.
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Styna Lane @stynalane.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
what if we kissed under the HELL IS REAL sign on I-71
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Styna Lane @stynalane.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
7:45 pm is actually the perfect time to start tearing apart and rearranging my room. Surely this won't end poorly 😀
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
That is an incidence rate of… 0.00547% The voter fraud allegations you’ve been sold are blatantly and provably false.
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Styna Lane @stynalane.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The food is tainted, electric costs $400 a month, we're running out of drinkable water, it's ungodly hot in September, idk guys have we tried renaming a lake about it?
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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 14/08/2026
The doctor who claimed that vaccines cause autism lost his medical license for faking for the study. But his lies and the damage he did to public health persist long after his paper was pulled. This is why science communication is so difficult; all it takes is one grifter.
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Styna Lane @stynalane.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Rolling into my therapy session repping the holy grail: forgot to take meds, forgot to eat, sleep deprived
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Styna Lane @stynalane.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Rolling into my vocal lesson repping the holy grail: caffeinated, congested, dehydrated
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Styna Lane @stynalane.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
😩
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Styna Lane @stynalane.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Can someone please take Mercury out of the microwave early PLEASE I AM BEGGING
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Styna Lane @stynalane.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I can tell the moment my ADHD meds kick in, because I stop constantly twisting my office chair side to side
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Styna Lane @stynalane.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
The process of making art is the point of art. The process of MAKING art is the POINT of art. THE PROCESS. OF MAKING ART. IS THE POINT. OF ART.
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Styna Lane @stynalane.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Happy Haymitch Abernathy's Birthday, to those who celebrate
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Jeff Cannata @jeffcannata.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Congratulations right-wingers, now the soccer coach gets to check your daughter’s genitalia.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
This country was one person's vote away this morning from putting any birthright citizen in danger of being deported tomorrow. We are so much closer to the abyss than we think. Man oh man.
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Styna Lane @stynalane.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
*whispers* I still haven't seen John Wick 😅
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Styna Lane @stynalane.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Can't fight that logic!
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Styna Lane @stynalane.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Me at 11:18pm on a Monday: I think learning how to bind books would fix me.
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Styna Lane @stynalane.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
The pollen may be awful this year, but at least the humidity is also a nightmare
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Styna Lane @stynalane.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Bad news, pals... I left my phone in a different room before I went to sleep, and it resulted in me going to sleep earlier and sleeping better 😩
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Styna Lane @stynalane.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Don't tell my therapist of 3 years that my vocal coach of 6 months is speedrunning fixing my multi-decade-long self confidence issues
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Styna Lane @stynalane.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
*adds to cart*
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Styna Lane @stynalane.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Hey real quick, I need a new keychain and I prefer carabiners, but I also love/collect anodized metal. Is this one gay enough? By what percentage would this raise my odds of meeting my wife at Acadia National Park?
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Styna Lane @stynalane.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I think so too, if for no other reason than my ex was terrified of moose.
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Styna Lane @stynalane.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
My grandma asked me if it's safe to go to Maine 🫠 Ma'am, how many public bomb threats have there been in Ohio in the last couple weeks? Let me go nap in the woods for a few days. Worst case scenario I get trampled by a moose.
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Styna Lane @stynalane.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
*breaks the fourth wall to steal some of your popcorn*
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Styna Lane @stynalane.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Me, with Chronic Hurty Body Syndrome and Allergic To Everything Disorder: I should go CAMPING 😃
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Styna Lane @stynalane.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
*chocolate chips falling out of my mouth* it's called volume eating
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Styna Lane @stynalane.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Generally
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Styna Lane @stynalane.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
[actively bleeding out] haha yeah you're so right, I really dodged a bullet with that one
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Styna Lane @stynalane.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Due to mostly foreseen circumstances *THREE HOURS OF INTERNAL SCREAMING*
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Styna Lane @stynalane.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Therapist: How's it going? Me: Bad 😀 How's it going with you? Therapist: Also bad. Love that for us.
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Tristan Gray @eidyngray.scot · 07/03/2026
Grammarly is stealing people's identities as well as their work: www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...
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Grammarly is using our identities without permission
Grammarly’s AI stole my boss’s identity.
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Styna Lane @stynalane.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Villain era, but it's just me no longer basing my self-worth on how other people think I can benefit them
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Styna Lane @stynalane.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I gotta do my zoomies* every day, or else the devil** will catch me [*Exercise] [**Anxiety]
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Styna Lane @stynalane.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
I asked A Man for help, everybody boo please
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Styna Lane @stynalane.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Me: I don't want to cry tonight, I have mascara on Therapist: tooooo fucking baaaad
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 11/02/2026
Likely-historic photo by NBC News of all the Epstein victims asked to raise their hands if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ as Bondi testifies in foreground
photo of Pam Bondi testifying in the foreground as a group of 7 women and 1 men raise their hands
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Styna Lane @stynalane.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Friend: You eat like an alien who can -almost- pass for human... Me, stirring cottage cheese into a pot of rotini and canned tuna: what do you mean?
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Styna Lane @stynalane.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
For completely unrelated reasons, I happen to have a copy of my résumé...
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Styna Lane @stynalane.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Have you considered hiring a warm little guy to cling to you throughout the day?
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Tristan Gray @eidyngray.scot · 03/02/2026
Fuck Neil Gaiman
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Styna Lane @stynalane.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
those are load-bearing rose-colored glasses
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Styna Lane @stynalane.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
If you think you're exhausted now, I promise you don't want to know what it feels like to be living through all of this with the addition of post viral illness. And you shouldn't want to risk being the reason someone else in your community finds out what that's like, either.
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Styna Lane @stynalane.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Fighting fascism gets infinitely more difficult when you're disabled, by the way. Wear a high quality, well-fitting respirator to protect yourself and your community from preventable disease.
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Styna Lane @stynalane.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
You're not the only one
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onion person @junlper.beer · 25/01/2026
rightwingers see people caring about others in their community and instead of finding that inspiring they think it’s some sort of grand conspiracy because they don’t understand what it means to care for others you don’t personally know
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Olga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com · 25/01/2026
Minnesota National Guard members have arrived at a federal building and were directed to distribute donuts, coffee, and hot chocolate to anti-ICE protesters. Guard members were issued reflective vests so they would not be mistaken for federal agents.
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Becca @beccabeckery.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
🌸Live on Twitch🌸 It is time!! (also doing some co-working and then some games) twitch.tv/BeccaBeckery
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BeccaBeckery - Twitch
A queer, disabled, Irish streamer who is focused on charity and education! 💛 Business enquiries: RebeccaBeckery@gmail.com 💛
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