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Chris H

@stxopher.bsky.social
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Bisexual #actuallyautistic weirdo transmitting from an undisclosed location in the SF Bay Area. Always anti-fascist, always pro-sexworker.

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Chris H @stxopher.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Every time I see something like this coming out, my immediate reaction is "Please don't fuck this up." I've been disappointed by so many of these adaptations and remakes.
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Chris H @stxopher.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Does NOBODY remember Clippy, and how well THAT worked out? Probably not. I'm feeling old.
Clippy, Microsoft's infamous Office Assistant, next to an old-school CRT monitor with Microsoft word on it. The screen says: "It looks like you're writing a letter. Would you like help? 1. Get Help with Writing the Letter 2. Just Type the Letter without help. 3. Cancel"
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Chris H @stxopher.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Gail Simone is always breaking my heart. I don't know how I'll recover from this one.
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Chris H @stxopher.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'd say this is pretty optimistic. Soon, even Ed's not gonna be riding that bus.
A single person sitting in the back of a bus, looking sadly at the wall of rock passing by on the right side. Text: "Ed Sheeran's Tour Bus."
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh maaaan I bet they had to refund all seven tickets :C
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Chris H @stxopher.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fuck it. Just watch the entire oeuvre of Sayles. The Brother From Another Planet is one of my favorites. In a just universe, Joe Morton would be far more acknowledged as a great actor than he is.
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Chris H @stxopher.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Great movie, great director/writer. It pisses me off that Elizabeth Peña died so fucking early. Joe Morton as always, is fucking brilliant, even in a supporting role. I always remember that scene near the end where he tells his son that no, he doesn't have to grow up and join the military.
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SeasonalPun @pixelfish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i fucking cried for like fifteen minutes in the parking lot, I was so fucking relieved to be known. to be able to access meds for the first time ever. i have been rawdogging perimenopause & this political landscape, Janice, yes it will fucking help.
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Naughty Nox @ladyasterianox.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh, Janice. It is, thank you for asking, now log off and stop writing altogether. 🫶🏻
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David Forbes @davidforbes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Dems replaced action on trans rights with hollow statements, then dropped those statements, then embraced anti-trans rhetoric. Now supporting anti-trans laws and blocking pro-trans ones. At every step the "they're betraying us" radicals were correct and "be patient" liberals were completely wrong.
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Chris H @stxopher.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Okay. Didn't know that. Definitely know the song, and have loved it for-fucking-ever, so I kind of wondered if he was an ally or actually queer himself.
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Chris H @stxopher.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Joe Jackson is a bi icon? I'd never heard anything about his sexuality.
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Chris H @stxopher.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Yep. Pretty much.
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Chris H @stxopher.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is Newsom setting fire to his political career. The Democratic base isn't moving in the transphobe direction, and the far right know a phony right-winger when they see one. This strategy has sunk more than one Democratic candidate already.
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One Amahira, MA @oneamahira.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"...would have prohibited California’s governor from recognizing a request for extradition of a person related to their providing a legally protected healthcare activity in the Golden State to transgender individuals, or if they provide reproductive services."
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Chris H @stxopher.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I for one am glad to see Newsom so adeptly setting fire to any aspirations he every had for a serious presidential run. Pandering to the transphobes has not served any Democratic candidate well. That's not the direction the base is moving. Bad enough we've got video of him hanging with Charlie Kirk.
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Chris H @stxopher.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm an old-school gamer, so my first game was the original "Pong." The one that turned me into an addict though, was the Atari 2600 port of "Space Invaders." I played that to an obsessive level.
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Chris H @stxopher.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'm sorry. I don't know what I was thinking. I suppose I should hang my head in shame for voting for their sister as mayor of Berkeley too. berkeleyca.gov/your-governm...
berkeleyca.gov
Adena Ishii
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Chris H @stxopher.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Better headline: "Whiny Man-Children throw tantrum over video game using talented voice actor."
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Tauriq Moosa @tauriq.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Erika Ishii's inclusion is not a "controversial announcement". This is elevating weird gamergaters' boring whining as deserving of attention. There's no "sides" to this, there's no "issue": It's a talented performer who's done nothing wrong being hated for who they are.
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Chris H @stxopher.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Polygon sounds desperately in need of clicks here.
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Chris H @stxopher.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
After 20-some years, the White Stripes' "Girl, You Have No Faith in Medicine," continues to impress me, in part because I have yet to see anyone else rhyme "Acetaminophen." But god, with RFK Jr, the masculine version of this would feel so fucking relevant right now. youtu.be/onsfnwP5UQs?...
youtu.be
The White Stripes - Girl, You Have No Faith In Medicine (Visualizer)
YouTube video by TheWhiteStripesVEVO
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Chris H @stxopher.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
How to kill gaming for good: As if matcha boxes and micropurchases weren't bad enough, Microsoft wants you to watch ads in order to do boss fights. Fuck no to this shit. I have enough trouble with RL breaking my focus, without ads doing it for me. #gaming www.techspot.com/news/113909-...
techspot.com
Microsoft patent describes in-game advertising triggered by boss fights, loading screens, and cutscenes
The filing points to a possible ad-supported model for PC and console games that is less disruptive than the approaches commonly used in mobile titles.
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Chris H @stxopher.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This is the sort of fairly common stuff that sounds absolutely INSANE if you don't understand what ADHD is. Go get that dx. And no, don't procrastinate. Don't let ADHD get in the way of your ADHD DX.
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Thomas (he/him) @thomas--72.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Shorter NYT: Why Won't People Get As Upset About El-Sayed As We Are?!
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Chris H @stxopher.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I swear, Charles sounds like the perfect person to inspire the Brits to finally get rid of the cesspool that is the Royal Family. His mom had a certain charm to her. Charles on the other hand? If I were giving him D&D stats, his charisma would be negative.
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Chris H @stxopher.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Every time I see Reacher face down a new baddie, I kind of want them to do their own version of this classic Batman scene. Because you know, there's no way I'm throwing myself at someone that size. www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmwK...
youtube.com
The Batman goon who wised up
YouTube video by Sakai Hoplite Vanguard (Sakai Clips)
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Chris H @stxopher.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
All true, but I also keep thinking that this pattern is just too obvious for it not to bite them in the ass at some point. The previous model did very well at manufacturing consent for overseas wars and supply-side policies, by treating them as legit parts of discussion.
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Chris H @stxopher.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The GOP has a number of problems. They also have the problem that they've basically become a haven for rapists and pedophiles and they're hoping no one says so out loud.
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Chris H @stxopher.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Agreed with her 100%, and this is why I've never quite trusted Bernie. He's progressive on a few issues, but in the end, he's just another Democrat who's willing to sell marginalized people out for the sake of his "important" issues.
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Chris H @stxopher.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'm actually kind of impressed that he's moved on to blaming Biden instead of claiming that it's all Obama's fault.
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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 16/09/2026
True story.
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Chris H @stxopher.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I can't fucking wait to get my hands on this and start setting up a game. Looks awesome.
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Keezy Young🌼 @keezyyoung.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I think something people miss about eugenics is that it's not a cure. you're not looking at a world where I still exist, just without bipolar 1 or ADHD. you're looking at writing me out of existence in favor of another, different kid my parents could have had that doesn't have those problems
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Chris H @stxopher.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Also, winds up promoting the idea of therapy as being this thing for self-involved bourgeoisie, instead of actual health care. That was a big theme in a lot of 60s and 70s humor, with upper-class people bragging about the quality of their therapist.
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Chris H @stxopher.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I feel like I'd like to send the hat mimic to Hogwarts disguised as the Sorting Hat. Take THAT, Joanne!
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 13/09/2026
No candidate, regardless of party, will ever get my vote if they call me a "biological man" and advocate for laws targeting my community. Its that simple.
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Chris H @stxopher.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Found the cover to the original text cited in Old Sam's post via the Internet Archive:
Cover to 1622 sermon titled "Woe to Drunkards; A Sermon by Samuel Ward, Preacher of Ipswich."
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Ben Paddon 🎃 @benpaddon.net · 13/09/2026
An AI flyer is a brown M&M test. If your event or business is cutting corners by using an AI flyer, where else are you cutting corners? What else are you cheating out on? Why should I be bothered to go somewhere you couldn't be bothered to promote with a little of your own personality?
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Chris H @stxopher.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I wanna see a Muppet movie with all the Muppets on the studio lot while Kermit and Miss Piggie are arguing with the suits about what their next show will look like. Meanwhile, the suits will be advised by Statler and Waldorf.
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Chris H @stxopher.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Are those still available only by prescription in the US? Hell, with Trump and RFK Jr, I'm sure that they've been made illegal by now.
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Chris H @stxopher.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I'd guess that you could find a handful of real-life examples to base that on. It doesn't sound even remotely unbelievable.
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Chris H @stxopher.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I never had the displeasure of reading FATAL, but I remember that it and RaHoWa became known as "The games that shall not be mentioned," on RPGnet. Both sounded like they were not just EVIL, but badly designed.
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Thomas (he/him) @thomas--72.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
www.axios.com/2026/09/09/t... Why this story is the bigger story than the story. Axios plays the access game so this is a story Trump wanted out, even though it's superficially critical. What does it say? 1/
axios.com
GOP officials give up on futile Trump persuasion
"Why bother? He's the boss."
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Maggie Mayhem @maggiemayhem.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Jay Wiseman, the author of SM 101, has recently passed away after his honeymoon. He was a safety nut but that book was a primer on being safe while playing with danger.
A copy of SM 101 by Jay Wiseman
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Chris H @stxopher.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Stopping kids — or anyone else — from reading anything other than an expurgated version of the King James Bible is a feature, not a bug, for these people.
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Chris H @stxopher.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I'm gonna second you on that one.
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Chris H @stxopher.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Great song. I also recommend the cover version by Bones UK. youtu.be/WjK6G-QrgNQ?...
youtu.be
Bones UK - I’m Afraid Of Americans
YouTube video by SUMERIAN
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Super Juegos X-treme @reefdevastation.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
memorize this image you will be seeing this a bit more often the next month
my body is a
machine
that turns 
quick deletion: identity documents submitted to our vendor partners are deleted quickly - in most cases, immediately after age confirmation
into
70,000 government IDs leaked in Discord data breach

[in the background in a skeleton lifting like 400kg shoulder press but its face is the discord logo]
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Chris H @stxopher.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It's about more than Cassandra Wilson of course, because we all have this struggle of finding that someone whose work shaped us into the person we are, who gave us great visions, failed in very important ways. Request: I'm very broke, so please give Dr. Patton some paid subscriptions.
static.klipy.com
Falling Money Rain
ALT: Falling Money Rain
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