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Chris H

@stxopher.bsky.social
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Bisexual #actuallyautistic weirdo transmitting from an undisclosed location in the SF Bay Area. Always anti-fascist, always pro-sexworker.

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Chris H @stxopher.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'd say this is pretty optimistic. Soon, even Ed's not gonna be riding that bus.
A single person sitting in the back of a bus, looking sadly at the wall of rock passing by on the right side. Text: "Ed Sheeran's Tour Bus."
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh maaaan I bet they had to refund all seven tickets :C
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Chris H @stxopher.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fuck it. Just watch the entire oeuvre of Sayles. The Brother From Another Planet is one of my favorites. In a just universe, Joe Morton would be far more acknowledged as a great actor than he is.
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SeasonalPun @pixelfish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i fucking cried for like fifteen minutes in the parking lot, I was so fucking relieved to be known. to be able to access meds for the first time ever. i have been rawdogging perimenopause & this political landscape, Janice, yes it will fucking help.
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Naughty Nox @ladyasterianox.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh, Janice. It is, thank you for asking, now log off and stop writing altogether. 🫶🏻
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David Forbes @davidforbes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Dems replaced action on trans rights with hollow statements, then dropped those statements, then embraced anti-trans rhetoric. Now supporting anti-trans laws and blocking pro-trans ones. At every step the "they're betraying us" radicals were correct and "be patient" liberals were completely wrong.
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Chris H @stxopher.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is Newsom setting fire to his political career. The Democratic base isn't moving in the transphobe direction, and the far right know a phony right-winger when they see one. This strategy has sunk more than one Democratic candidate already.
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One Amahira, MA @oneamahira.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"...would have prohibited California’s governor from recognizing a request for extradition of a person related to their providing a legally protected healthcare activity in the Golden State to transgender individuals, or if they provide reproductive services."
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Chris H @stxopher.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm an old-school gamer, so my first game was the original "Pong." The one that turned me into an addict though, was the Atari 2600 port of "Space Invaders." I played that to an obsessive level.
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Tauriq Moosa @tauriq.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Erika Ishii's inclusion is not a "controversial announcement". This is elevating weird gamergaters' boring whining as deserving of attention. There's no "sides" to this, there's no "issue": It's a talented performer who's done nothing wrong being hated for who they are.
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Chris H @stxopher.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
After 20-some years, the White Stripes' "Girl, You Have No Faith in Medicine," continues to impress me, in part because I have yet to see anyone else rhyme "Acetaminophen." But god, with RFK Jr, the masculine version of this would feel so fucking relevant right now. youtu.be/onsfnwP5UQs?...
youtu.be
The White Stripes - Girl, You Have No Faith In Medicine (Visualizer)
YouTube video by TheWhiteStripesVEVO
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Chris H @stxopher.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
How to kill gaming for good: As if matcha boxes and micropurchases weren't bad enough, Microsoft wants you to watch ads in order to do boss fights. Fuck no to this shit. I have enough trouble with RL breaking my focus, without ads doing it for me. #gaming www.techspot.com/news/113909-...
techspot.com
Microsoft patent describes in-game advertising triggered by boss fights, loading screens, and cutscenes
The filing points to a possible ad-supported model for PC and console games that is less disruptive than the approaches commonly used in mobile titles.
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Thomas (he/him) @thomas--72.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Shorter NYT: Why Won't People Get As Upset About El-Sayed As We Are?!
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Chris H @stxopher.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I swear, Charles sounds like the perfect person to inspire the Brits to finally get rid of the cesspool that is the Royal Family. His mom had a certain charm to her. Charles on the other hand? If I were giving him D&D stats, his charisma would be negative.
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Chris H @stxopher.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Agreed with her 100%, and this is why I've never quite trusted Bernie. He's progressive on a few issues, but in the end, he's just another Democrat who's willing to sell marginalized people out for the sake of his "important" issues.
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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 16/09/2026
True story.
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Chris H @stxopher.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I can't fucking wait to get my hands on this and start setting up a game. Looks awesome.
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Keezy Young🌼 @keezyyoung.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I think something people miss about eugenics is that it's not a cure. you're not looking at a world where I still exist, just without bipolar 1 or ADHD. you're looking at writing me out of existence in favor of another, different kid my parents could have had that doesn't have those problems
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 13/09/2026
No candidate, regardless of party, will ever get my vote if they call me a "biological man" and advocate for laws targeting my community. Its that simple.
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Chris H @stxopher.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Found the cover to the original text cited in Old Sam's post via the Internet Archive:
Cover to 1622 sermon titled "Woe to Drunkards; A Sermon by Samuel Ward, Preacher of Ipswich."
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Ben Paddon 🎃 @benpaddon.net · 13/09/2026
An AI flyer is a brown M&M test. If your event or business is cutting corners by using an AI flyer, where else are you cutting corners? What else are you cheating out on? Why should I be bothered to go somewhere you couldn't be bothered to promote with a little of your own personality?
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Thomas (he/him) @thomas--72.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
www.axios.com/2026/09/09/t... Why this story is the bigger story than the story. Axios plays the access game so this is a story Trump wanted out, even though it's superficially critical. What does it say? 1/
axios.com
GOP officials give up on futile Trump persuasion
"Why bother? He's the boss."
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Maggie Mayhem @maggiemayhem.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Jay Wiseman, the author of SM 101, has recently passed away after his honeymoon. He was a safety nut but that book was a primer on being safe while playing with danger.
A copy of SM 101 by Jay Wiseman
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Super Juegos X-treme @reefdevastation.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
memorize this image you will be seeing this a bit more often the next month
my body is a
machine
that turns 
quick deletion: identity documents submitted to our vendor partners are deleted quickly - in most cases, immediately after age confirmation
into
70,000 government IDs leaked in Discord data breach

[in the background in a skeleton lifting like 400kg shoulder press but its face is the discord logo]
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Chris H @stxopher.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This is @drstaceypatton.bsky.social at her absolute finest, which is saying quite a lot. Strongly recommend listening to the full essay about trying to reconcile the beauty of her songs, crying for justice, and her support for Trump. drstaceypatton1865.substack.com/p/cassandra-...
drstaceypatton1865.substack.com
Cassandra Wilson is Dead. Now, What Do Black Folks Do When the Voice We Loved Turns Out to Be MAGA?
Cassandra Wilson died this past Wednesday at age 70 and most of the reaction to this transformative singer’s passing has been reverential.
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Chris H @stxopher.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Don't have enough reasons to despise #Flock yet? Well, the lovely people at @404media.co have done a good article on how they're using it for political surveillance. www.404media.co/flock-taught...
404media.co
Flock Taught Cops How to Surveil No Kings Protesters
A Flock webinar teaches police how to surveil protests, fireworks shows, parades, bike races, and more.
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Eskart(Commissions open!!!) @eskart.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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chaotic neutral observer @kaoticneutrlobsrvr.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Map of Lake Ontario, renamed to:
Lake '); DROP TABLE united_states; --
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MapQuest @mapquest.com · 27/08/2026
We're not changing the name of Lake Ontario. Name it whatever you want at your leisure: gulfof.mapquest.com/lakeontario (tag us so we can see your work 🙂)
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Chris H @stxopher.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Oh, for fuck's sake. There isn't enough caffeine on three continents to make me ready for this shit in the morning. I legitimately thought this was a joke from the Onion or something. www.cnbc.com/2026/08/27/t...
cnbc.com
Trump signs order to rename Lake Ontario 'Lake America' amid Canada trade war
President Donald Trump signed an executive order that he said will "immediately" change the name of Lake Ontario to "Lake America."
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Chris H @stxopher.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If Stevie Wonder dies, I am going to absolutely rage. We can only take so much, right? So yeah. Cherish brilliance, genius, and humanity.
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patak @patak.cat · 25/08/2026
nitter.net is down. xcancel.com may go soon, too. all the respect to the folks at nitter for their services so far, but to be honest, X completely locking itself out of the web is probably a net positive for us all in the long term
Cease and desist
On 24 August 2026 cease and desist letters have been sent by X Corp. demanding a permanent takedown of Nitter instances and the project's repository.

nitter.net is offline and development has stopped for the time being. I'm seeking legal advice and won't be commenting further on the specifics for now.

Thank you to everyone who used, hosted, packaged, donated and contributed to Nitter over the past seven years.

— zedeus, 25 August 2026
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Chris H @stxopher.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Well, shit. Musk and co. finally came after XCancel. I figured it would happen eventually, but it sucks when it finally happens.
On Monday 24th August at 8PM EST, we received at letter from X Corp. asking to cease and desist the service XCancel.
The service XCancel is stopped until further notice.
We are seeking legal advice and won't share more details for now.
Thank you for the trust you have put in these two years of XCancel.
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
When your timeline is filled with queer folks and brown/Black people singing the praises of and loudly mourning a 1940s-Tennessee-born white Boomer lady, welp. She was pretty goddamn extraordinary, you can assume.
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Annie Wu @anniewu.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Cleaned up this Dolly sketch from a few years ago, mostly to make her hair twice as big, because she deserves it.
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Chris H @stxopher.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I hate the idea of living in a universe where Donald Trump is alive and Dolly Parton is dead.
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Chris H @stxopher.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Congratulations to Karen Attiah, who won her case against the Washington Post. She did nothing more than say what we all knew: Charlie Kirk was a racist, sexist piece of shit who encouraged violence. Getting shot didn't change any of that.
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Chris H @stxopher.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The lesson of this video is Don't buy your parachute from Amazon. Or anything really, but especially parachutes. www.youtube.com/shorts/O-_p8...
youtube.com
Testing Fake parachute From Amazon . Parachute landing. #skydiving #amazon #shorts
YouTube video by VSS MAX
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Chris H @stxopher.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The world's worst "nice guy" makes the fatal error of bringing his Hinge date to Brooklyn Coffee Shop. www.youtube.com/shorts/QXe3G...
youtube.com
Brooklyn Coffee Shop Episode 44: Hinge Date
YouTube video by Pooja Tripathi
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Rob Israel @robisraelart.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Spider-Man punched White Supremacist Nazi Jake Lang yesterday in Minneapolis. Of course the cops arrested Spider-Man. Jake Lang is an agitator that shows up at protests to start crap with people.
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Chris H @stxopher.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Ah, now see, this is the sort of person I remember from when I lived in Thousand Oaks. I don't miss the place, but I am delighted that there's people pushing back against fascism there.
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Chris H @stxopher.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Perhaps the most brilliant use of cosplay that I've seen yet. #Flock www.commondreams.org/news/darth-v...
commondreams.org
Man in Darth Vader Costume Praises Flock Cameras at City Council Meeting: ‘The Emperor Is a Fan’ | Common Dreams
​"We must continue utilizing Flock technologies so that we can follow and surveil the rebel scum as they move from playground to playground, from playground to pool, from pool to gymnasium."
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Crip Dyke @cripdyke.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
IMO the headline misrepresents what's going on here. She says she's always conceded that some ppl will have "intractable" GD as adults, and those few benefit from homones/surgery. Let's be real. Saying, "I've always admitted a half dozen jews died in WW2" does not "support" holocaust victims.
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Chris H @stxopher.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Once again, life imitates Buffy.
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 20/08/2026
'“The promise of Israel is that it’s going to be a refuge and a home for Jews everywhere in the world, not just for Jews with certain political opinions,” said Jacobs. '
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clarissa @clarissadelune.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Updating my meme now that I'm starting to dip my toes into the gaming world as well
Sam Manson from Danny Phantom sternly holds a sign that reads (altered since original scene) "More characters fucking in movies, television, books, and games"
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Post-Left Watch @postleftwatch.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Jimmy Dore calls Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez did "personal destruction to people" with Woke 1. Guest Evan Barker calls AOC "the architect" of Woke 1 and adds "people's lives were ruined over this shit."
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Chris H @stxopher.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I definitely recommend this. @auntievice.bsky.social is an amazing speaker and instructor, and ND themself.
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The Wyzard @thewyzard.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
If I am going to read and play an indie game, I would rather see the *best you can do* and have it suck ass than see more weirdly sterile AI slop. Pay someone for some cover art and do all the interiors with crayons and public domain art, you cowards.
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Chris H @stxopher.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
This applies to all creative ventures, not just TTRPGs. Some of the most memorable stuff ever made was using cheap supplies and little skill.
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