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The Pains of Being Chocolat

@stvnlunsford.bsky.social
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Photographer, hiker, and cyclist in NC.

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The Pains of Being Chocolat @stvnlunsford.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A roadside sign that reads “DOES MICHAEL WHATLEY EAT FARTS?”
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The Pains of Being Chocolat @stvnlunsford.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I don’t think I’m being unkind when I say that this sort of behavior should get you beaten with a hose
A message from a message board that reads:
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Please provide direction on how to correct this problem for Excel 365
UPDATE: never mind, I resolved it myself”
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The Pains of Being Chocolat @stvnlunsford.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
That race kicked ass
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 02/09/2026
Seth Moulton ran the campaign Third Way has been asking for and
The results chart from Massachusetts showing Markey winning nearly every city by over 40 points
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The Pains of Being Chocolat @stvnlunsford.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The Orioles are .500 and a half-game back of the wildcard
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The Pains of Being Chocolat @stvnlunsford.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I’m newsmaxxing. It’s where you learn what’s going on in the world around you and feel like shit
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The Pains of Being Chocolat @stvnlunsford.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Orioles… what
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
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The Pains of Being Chocolat @stvnlunsford.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
If my phone rang and the caller ID said “Isaac Chotiner” I would simply walk into the ocean
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ceej @ceej.online · 04/07/2026
celebrating the good parts of america today. if you don’t think there are any good parts, just look to all the stuff the fascists are desperate to stifle
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The Pains of Being Chocolat @stvnlunsford.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I was told that it’s always sunny in Philadelphia, what the hell is this
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The Pains of Being Chocolat @stvnlunsford.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Whee puzzmo.com/play/crosswo...
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@stvnlunsford's finished Cross|word
it’s a zoo around here!
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The Pains of Being Chocolat @stvnlunsford.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Whole lotta people on the app today reacting strongly to a take because they don’t like the take-giver and not because the take is baldly incorrect
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The Athletic @theathletic.com · 15/06/2026
They'll definitely remember what happened in Vegas. The Carolina Hurricanes are the 2026 Stanley Cup champions 🏆
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The Pains of Being Chocolat @stvnlunsford.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
John Tortorella is gonna have to have someone FedEx him his suit back from Raleigh
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The Pains of Being Chocolat @stvnlunsford.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
‘CANES!
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The Pains of Being Chocolat @stvnlunsford.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Why would you watch the dumb fight thing when Playoff Hockey is happening right now
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The Pains of Being Chocolat @stvnlunsford.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Getting behind the wheel and immediately being terrified of every bicycle you see is a skill issue, and we need to call people out on that more often
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The Pains of Being Chocolat @stvnlunsford.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
‘Canes
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The Pains of Being Chocolat @stvnlunsford.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
“These people are weird little freaks who will ruin the planet to fuel their obsession” was such a slam dunk message for like 6 weeks in 2024 before the consultants got to it, “seriously these guys are fucking losers” should be the only response to culture war bullshit for 2026 and beyond
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The Pains of Being Chocolat @stvnlunsford.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Holy hell OG
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The Pains of Being Chocolat @stvnlunsford.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Rahm Emanuel jumpscare
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The Pains of Being Chocolat @stvnlunsford.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Hell yes
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The Pains of Being Chocolat @stvnlunsford.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Absolutely wild that the entire state of Maine has decided their only options for Senate are 1 of 2 septuagenarians or a dude with the most rancid vibes imaginable
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The Pains of Being Chocolat @stvnlunsford.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
End user: *thing* isn’t working and I need it to do my job Me: OK, can you provide me literally any info on what isn’t working End user (coyly): No
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The Pains of Being Chocolat @stvnlunsford.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
‘Canes
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The Pains of Being Chocolat @stvnlunsford.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
The biggest shock of that Spurs run in the 3rd was that Kornet was in for part of it
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The Pains of Being Chocolat @stvnlunsford.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
‘Canes
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The Pains of Being Chocolat @stvnlunsford.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
It’s a Storm Surge in Montreal
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The Pains of Being Chocolat @stvnlunsford.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
‘Canes
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The Pains of Being Chocolat @stvnlunsford.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
O’s-Rays really giving fans their money’s worth in extra innings
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NC Newsline @ncnewsline.com · 14/05/2026
Representatives from the American Cancer Society Cancer Action Network, the Arthritis Foundation and the Alzheimer’s Association are working to pass House Bill 567, which would require insurance plans to cover biomarker testing. ncnewsline.com/2026/05/14/n... @lbonner.bsky.social #ncpol
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NC parents and doctors push for insurance coverage for a medical test they say saves lives • NC Newsline
Doctors and parents of formerly sick children in NC promote insurance coverage for biomarker testing as part of medical treatment.
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Hamilton Nolan @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
In case you haven’t heard we are all boycotting REI until they respect the union. Please spread the word.
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Defector @defector.com · 30/04/2026
Subscribe to Defector: defector.com/products
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The Pains of Being Chocolat @stvnlunsford.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
The fact that there are UCONN fans out there searching UCONN to chirp at the haters is proof positive that Bluesky is the Official App of Sports
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The Pains of Being Chocolat @stvnlunsford.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Gettin’ real tired of UCONN
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The Pains of Being Chocolat @stvnlunsford.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
A class of people who think you and I are supposed to just accept the idea that our livelihoods are going to be ‘completely disrupted’ by shitass AI while their entire business model is threatened by making their product suck slightly less to own
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The Pains of Being Chocolat @stvnlunsford.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Space is cool, exploration is cool, fund NASA
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The Pains of Being Chocolat @stvnlunsford.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
If Southwest is going to chase the money and make flying as miserable as the other airlines, they should have to knock it off with the cutesy “we’re a little bit sassy!” schtick in the cabin
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The Pains of Being Chocolat @stvnlunsford.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Paul Ryan chooses Rage Against the Machine as his favorite band. Is he a secret leftist?
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Dread and Rosie @rosiemund.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
I love this video with my entire heart.
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The Pains of Being Chocolat @stvnlunsford.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
The juice: this site has it #nytxw
A screenshot of the NYTimes crossword for Sunday, with the clue “Alternative to X” highlighted and the answer “Bluesky” filled in
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The Pains of Being Chocolat @stvnlunsford.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
No one has ever said this, this is a thing that doesn’t exist #nytxw
A screenshot of the NYT Crossword with the clue “Self-written life story, informally” highlighted with the answer “autobio” filled in
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The Pains of Being Chocolat @stvnlunsford.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Many Very Smart People are saying this
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The Pains of Being Chocolat @stvnlunsford.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
NC State
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 17/02/2026
other countries' bobsledders: young sprinters in their 20s our country's bobsledders: 40-year-old moms who originally played softball and skiing also our country's bobsledders:
Gold medalist Elana Meyers Taylor of Team United States (c), Silver medalist Laura Nolte of Team Germany (l), and Bronze medalist Kaillie Armbruster Humphries of Team United States pose for a photo during the medal ceremony for the Women's Monobob Bobsleigh on day ten of the Milano Cortina 2026 Winter Olympic games Milano Cortina 2026 Winter Olympic Games at Cortina Sliding Centre, Cortina d'Aprezzo, Italy, February 16, 2026. (Photo by Anthony Behar/Sipa USA)(Sipa via AP Images)
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
come on
US Attorney General Pam Bondi with Louisiana Congressman Mike Johnson and Missouri Attorney General Eric Schmitt sitting on a stage talking. Eric Schmitt is wearing a navy suit with a white or light blue dress shirt, solid red tie, and black cowboy boots. His pants are very slim causing them to ride up high when he sits down and revealing a bit of leg betwen his pant hem and the tops of his cowboy boots.
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The Pains of Being Chocolat @stvnlunsford.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
I am sure noted Puerto Rican Independence advocate Bad Bunny will be devastated to hear Andy Ogles doesn’t want PR to be a state
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The Pains of Being Chocolat @stvnlunsford.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
It’s funny that people thought a UNC QB could win a Super Bowl
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