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Joe Sixpack 🐸

@sturmesepython.bsky.social
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making the world a better place is the whole reason we're here so get busy or fuck off

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Joe Sixpack 🐸 @sturmesepython.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
In a just world, everyone involved with this 30 seconds of destructive lies would face charges criminally as well as civilly. I am aware we do not live in a just world, but a girl can dream.
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Joe Sixpack 🐸 @sturmesepython.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
love to see our local independent journalist get national recognition
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Joe Sixpack 🐸 @sturmesepython.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It really isn't. It's not even remotely perplexing.
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Joe Sixpack 🐸 @sturmesepython.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
tech firms continuing their destruction of the country i grew up in unabated. this is a great look into the methods they use to exploit small towns to succumb to their whims. it's lying. they lie.
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
you will encounter more opportunities in life to change the batteries on a smoke alarm than you will to run into a burning building and no one gives a shit you changed those batteries but it is still very important and why are you waiting on a burning building, know what i’m saying, it’s a metaphor
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Daily Kos @dailykos.com · 29/09/2026
AOC lays out her case for abolishing ICE: private detention profits, surveillance, and a system she says “should not exist in any functioning democracy.” Read more here: www.dailykos.com/stories/2026...
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
now here is a level set
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Múmer @mumermao.eurosky.social · 28/09/2026
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Joe Sixpack 🐸 @sturmesepython.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I could be terminated on sight for not wearing a hi-viz vest at a few different jobs.
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Joe Sixpack 🐸 @sturmesepython.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Forearm strength is a key indicator of longevity.
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Joe Sixpack 🐸 @sturmesepython.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You put your hydration or caffeine needs above the company that you don't even work for? Jail. Straight to jail.
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Joe Sixpack 🐸 @sturmesepython.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
then maybe you should shut the fuck up, james.
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Joe Sixpack 🐸 @sturmesepython.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Lord, I see what you've done for others, and I want that for me.
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Joe Sixpack 🐸 @sturmesepython.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Speed is on
Speed (1994) is on TV right now, if you have a Samsung TV
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Joe Sixpack 🐸 @sturmesepython.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Democratic voters are warning candidates they aren't going hard enough at AI
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I am perfectly open to the idea that some of the data center panic is overblown, what I am telling u is I don’t care
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Joe Sixpack 🐸 @sturmesepython.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
No.
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Flock Camera CEO Asks Americans to “Compromise” on Privacy After Growing Backlash
Flock Safety Chief Executive Officer Garrett Langley is calling for a public compromise on mass surveillance as citizens, courts, and local governments push back against automated license plate reader...
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Joe Sixpack 🐸 @sturmesepython.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
To be loved is to be changed.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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Joe Sixpack 🐸 @sturmesepython.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
No better way to celebrate America and it's continued excellence than spending a couple hours at the BMV on a Saturday.
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Joe Sixpack 🐸 @sturmesepython.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Saw your man taking out the recycling yesterday.
Box marked "Unbelievably Soft Baby"
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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
These are concentration camps and its our duty as citizens to ensure these things don't get built.
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Joe Sixpack 🐸 @sturmesepython.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Gonna turn this into a Mountain Dew Baja Blast Pie.
The 5 ingredients needed to make the viral Mountain Dew Baja Blast Pie: pie crust, cool whip, Blue Raspberry Lemonade Kool-Aid, lime juice and condensed milk
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Joe Sixpack 🐸 @sturmesepython.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Cheese bag secured. Andy Reid Mac & Cheese is in the works.
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Barry Deutsch @barrydeutsch.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
A photo of a building with a long row of identical large posters on the wall. The posters say "DON'T OBEY" with a drawing of the Portland inflatable frog's face.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
if you want AI to do everything for you then...what the fuck are you
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Nikkolas Smith @4nikkolas.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all🙏🏾) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and more… all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US. 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕. 𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.
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Joe Sixpack 🐸 @sturmesepython.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Every time I open my fridge, his favor smiles upon me.
Gaze upon his countenance, the one true Founder of Flavortown.
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Joe Sixpack 🐸 @sturmesepython.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
1. Be on time. 2. Give a shit.
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