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Joe Sixpack 🐸

@sturmesepython.bsky.social
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making the world a better place is the whole reason we're here so get busy or fuck off

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Joe Sixpack 🐸 @sturmesepython.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
As an Ohioan who had to navigate many years of raising a transitioning child into adulthood, I can not explain how much this ad infuriates me. Everything about it screams bullshit, especially if you've had to make those decisions as a parent.
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Joe Sixpack 🐸 @sturmesepython.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
In a just world, everyone involved with this 30 seconds of destructive lies would face charges criminally as well as civilly. I am aware we do not live in a just world, but a girl can dream.
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Joe Sixpack 🐸 @sturmesepython.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
love to see our local independent journalist get national recognition
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Joe Sixpack 🐸 @sturmesepython.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It really isn't. It's not even remotely perplexing.
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Joe Sixpack 🐸 @sturmesepython.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
To avoid any embarrassment, remember that he's on Pacific Time.
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Joe Sixpack 🐸 @sturmesepython.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
tech firms continuing their destruction of the country i grew up in unabated. this is a great look into the methods they use to exploit small towns to succumb to their whims. it's lying. they lie.
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Joe Sixpack 🐸 @sturmesepython.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
he's got the 'slick willy' thing down, but has none of the charisma that prevented it from being repulsive on Clinton
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Joe Sixpack 🐸 @sturmesepython.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"We shouldn't support kids being murdered" is now a divisive political opinion.
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Joe Sixpack 🐸 @sturmesepython.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
speaking truth to power
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
you will encounter more opportunities in life to change the batteries on a smoke alarm than you will to run into a burning building and no one gives a shit you changed those batteries but it is still very important and why are you waiting on a burning building, know what i’m saying, it’s a metaphor
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Daily Kos @dailykos.com · 29/09/2026
AOC lays out her case for abolishing ICE: private detention profits, surveillance, and a system she says “should not exist in any functioning democracy.” Read more here: www.dailykos.com/stories/2026...
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
now here is a level set
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Joe Sixpack 🐸 @sturmesepython.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Well done; hats off to you and your team for putting this out.
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Joe Sixpack 🐸 @sturmesepython.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yet they still have no problem running PR for Anthropic bsky.app/profile/reut...
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Joe Sixpack 🐸 @sturmesepython.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/stur...
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Múmer @mumermao.eurosky.social · 28/09/2026
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Joe Sixpack 🐸 @sturmesepython.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
maybe your way is just dumb, dad
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Joe Sixpack 🐸 @sturmesepython.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
52, and I remember being told I was part of the "microwave generation" because I wanted things the easy way
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Joe Sixpack 🐸 @sturmesepython.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
modern journalism is simply applying your name on a byline above a press release.
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Joe Sixpack 🐸 @sturmesepython.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I was going to ask. It pays to read the comments sometimes. Hat tip for the work you do in the style department.
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Joe Sixpack 🐸 @sturmesepython.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
everyone parks everyone pees
an image of the book 'everyone poops'
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Joe Sixpack 🐸 @sturmesepython.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I could be terminated on sight for not wearing a hi-viz vest at a few different jobs.
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Joe Sixpack 🐸 @sturmesepython.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Forearm strength is a key indicator of longevity.
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Joe Sixpack 🐸 @sturmesepython.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You put your hydration or caffeine needs above the company that you don't even work for? Jail. Straight to jail.
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Joe Sixpack 🐸 @sturmesepython.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
then maybe you should shut the fuck up, james.
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Joe Sixpack 🐸 @sturmesepython.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
knew that shit was a scam from the jump, but love to see the detailed depravity laid bare. get they ass, pablo.
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Joe Sixpack 🐸 @sturmesepython.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Mina knows ball, example #27,374
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Joe Sixpack 🐸 @sturmesepython.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Flew into Atlanta to buy a car I found online a few years back. After signing paperwork, the first thing I did was drive to Cookout before driving 8 hours home.
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Joe Sixpack 🐸 @sturmesepython.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Lord, I see what you've done for others, and I want that for me.
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Joe Sixpack 🐸 @sturmesepython.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
amber waves of fuckin grain, bitches
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Joe Sixpack 🐸 @sturmesepython.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
woke up to this in my notifications and almost levitated
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Joe Sixpack 🐸 @sturmesepython.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
One of the few joys of Browns fandom is seeing the reaction fans of other teams to a loss to the Browns. It's always some version of "burn the crops, salt the earth", etc. This is a spicy new version, but I like it just the same.
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Joe Sixpack 🐸 @sturmesepython.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Speed is on
Speed (1994) is on TV right now, if you have a Samsung TV
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Joe Sixpack 🐸 @sturmesepython.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Big Head Mode
David Robinson in NBA Jam with Big Head Mode activated
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Joe Sixpack 🐸 @sturmesepython.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Agreed, felt equal parts "because we couldn't go for three" and "it was our best chance of winning".
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Joe Sixpack 🐸 @sturmesepython.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Have you ever had one single conversation with a transgender person? (Rhetorical question, obviously.)
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Joe Sixpack 🐸 @sturmesepython.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
it appears to be a training ground for craven opportunists
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Joe Sixpack 🐸 @sturmesepython.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Joe Sixpack 🐸 @sturmesepython.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Democratic voters are warning candidates they aren't going hard enough at AI
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Joe Sixpack 🐸 @sturmesepython.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Good shit. Keep saying it til they listen. Never give up. Never surrender. It's all of us or it's none of us.
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Joe Sixpack 🐸 @sturmesepython.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The cut of his jib is certainly likable. Surprised to see someone like that on the ballot in Ohio. He's a long shot, but he's pressing all the right buttons.
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Joe Sixpack 🐸 @sturmesepython.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
So far, just so Reacher can say "wiz wit".
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Joe Sixpack 🐸 @sturmesepython.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Bill Hader had the foresight to know this is a guy the audience wants to see die. So much so that he had his character (Barry) kill him.
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Joe Sixpack 🐸 @sturmesepython.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
He's 9-9 with a 3.89 era as a starter this season, he just looked like a position player pitching today.
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Joe Sixpack 🐸 @sturmesepython.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Not a single boner pill commercial? It ain't natural.
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Joe Sixpack 🐸 @sturmesepython.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Prime real estate, too. Talking acreage with majestic sunset views.
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Joe Sixpack 🐸 @sturmesepython.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
*wakachicka guitar* "Mitchell's on the corner. MITCHELL!" Rent free in my head for decades.
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Joe Sixpack 🐸 @sturmesepython.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Columbus, OH affiliate as well.
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Joe Sixpack 🐸 @sturmesepython.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Chance Warmack.
Alabama Offensive lineman Chance Warmack with his jersey cropped so much the bottom quarter of the numbers are not visible, belly proudly protruding and paired with arms larger than most men's legs.
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Joe Sixpack 🐸 @sturmesepython.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Fine. I will skate it.
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