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Joe Sixpack 🐸

@sturmesepython.bsky.social

31 followers 35 following 156 posts

making the world a better place is the whole reason we're here so get busy or fuck off

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Joe Sixpack 🐸 @sturmesepython.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

everyone parks everyone pees

an image of the book 'everyone poops'

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Joe Sixpack 🐸 @sturmesepython.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

woke up to this in my notifications and almost levitated

Joe Sixpack 🐸 @sturmesepython.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Speed is on

Speed (1994) is on TV right now, if you have a Samsung TV

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Joe Sixpack 🐸 @sturmesepython.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Big Head Mode

David Robinson in NBA Jam with Big Head Mode activated

Joe Sixpack 🐸 @sturmesepython.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Joe Sixpack 🐸 @sturmesepython.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Good shit. Keep saying it til they listen. Never give up. Never surrender. It's all of us or it's none of us.

Joe Sixpack 🐸 @sturmesepython.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Chance Warmack.

Alabama Offensive lineman Chance Warmack with his jersey cropped so much the bottom quarter of the numbers are not visible, belly proudly protruding and paired with arms larger than most men's legs.

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Joe Sixpack 🐸 @sturmesepython.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

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Joe Sixpack 🐸 @sturmesepython.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Russell Crowe in his natural state, godhood.

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Joe Sixpack 🐸 @sturmesepython.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

To be loved is to be changed.

Joe Sixpack 🐸 @sturmesepython.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

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Joe Sixpack 🐸 @sturmesepython.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Saw your man taking out the recycling yesterday.

Box marked "Unbelievably Soft Baby"

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Joe Sixpack 🐸 @sturmesepython.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

cooked this discounted sirloin just now in a cast iron pan and feeling cute might delete later

pretty decent medium rare steak

Joe Sixpack 🐸 @sturmesepython.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

Gonna need this, too

Sticker that reads "Blessed and Highly Favored"

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Joe Sixpack 🐸 @sturmesepython.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

Joe Sixpack 🐸 @sturmesepython.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

Joe Sixpack 🐸 @sturmesepython.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

START BUILDING THEM NOW!

Joe Sixpack 🐸 @sturmesepython.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

Sweet and tart. Shit's bangin'.

Joe Sixpack 🐸 @sturmesepython.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

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Joe Sixpack 🐸 @sturmesepython.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

Not the final form, but ready to go in the fridge to set. All it needs is a little whipped cream right before serving.

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Joe Sixpack 🐸 @sturmesepython.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

Assembled ingredients in a bowl and mixed. Added 8 drops of blue and 6 drops of green food coloring to make it look more unnatural.

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Joe Sixpack 🐸 @sturmesepython.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

Gonna turn this into a Mountain Dew Baja Blast Pie.

The 5 ingredients needed to make the viral Mountain Dew Baja Blast Pie: pie crust, cool whip, Blue Raspberry Lemonade Kool-Aid, lime juice and condensed milk

Joe Sixpack 🐸 @sturmesepython.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

Cheese bag secured. Andy Reid Mac & Cheese is in the works.

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Joe Sixpack 🐸 @sturmesepython.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

The troops:

Warhammer 40k troops, I think

Joe Sixpack 🐸 @sturmesepython.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

Jim Amendments, your time has come.

Joe Sixpack 🐸 @sturmesepython.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

Joe Sixpack 🐸 @sturmesepython.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

Landed my first kickflip this summer. I'm 51.

Joe Sixpack 🐸 @sturmesepython.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

Every time I open my fridge, his favor smiles upon me.

Gaze upon his countenance, the one true Founder of Flavortown.

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Joe Sixpack 🐸 @sturmesepython.bsky.social · 21/03/2025

Yours for just $13995 jdmsportclassics.com/inventory/19...

Arguably Japan's greatest creation, the 1993 Toyota LiteAce Wagon