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Dept. Of Stupid Thoughts and Ideas @stupidthoughtideas.bsky.social · 6h

Head and boulders, shampoo for your dick and balls.

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Dept. Of Stupid Thoughts and Ideas @stupidthoughtideas.bsky.social · 16h

Got a problem? Call Dicky, the Business Eunuch.

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Dept. Of Stupid Thoughts and Ideas @stupidthoughtideas.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Tired of being overcharged for art supplies? Try nature's own paper mache: Pubic Hair and Cum®

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Dept. Of Stupid Thoughts and Ideas @stupidthoughtideas.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Tired of being overcharged for art supplies? Try nature's own paper mache: Pubic Hair and Cum®

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Dept. Of Stupid Thoughts and Ideas @stupidthoughtideas.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

New superhero just dropped: Hugh Mid powers: being moist and mediocre at everything

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Dept. Of Stupid Thoughts and Ideas @stupidthoughtideas.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Steve Austin, bottom. A hole barely puckered. Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to make the world's first bionic bussy. Steve Austin will have that bussy. Better than it was before. Better... stronger... tighter. The Six Million Kegel Man.

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Dept. Of Stupid Thoughts and Ideas @stupidthoughtideas.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

You ever go into the wrong tree and find the Kegeler Elves?

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Dept. Of Stupid Thoughts and Ideas @stupidthoughtideas.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Is that a wallet in your pocket or is your dick horrifically mangled?

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Dept. Of Stupid Thoughts and Ideas @stupidthoughtideas.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

The world doesn't begin or end at pissing, start shitting today!

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Dept. Of Stupid Thoughts and Ideas @stupidthoughtideas.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Get some Fibrous Protein® in you and start squirting today!

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Dept. Of Stupid Thoughts and Ideas @stupidthoughtideas.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I would like to nominate Cassiopeia for the title of the most Midwestern constellation, for no reason other than you have to say "ope" in the middle of it.

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Dept. Of Stupid Thoughts and Ideas @stupidthoughtideas.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

They’re finally restocking the cotton candy dispensers in the office.

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Dept. Of Stupid Thoughts and Ideas @stupidthoughtideas.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

Ejaculation: finger painting's free trial.

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Dept. Of Stupid Thoughts and Ideas @stupidthoughtideas.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

I know it’s early, but decided to get the Halloween candy for this year.

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Dept. Of Stupid Thoughts and Ideas @stupidthoughtideas.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

I hate when you visit the weird grandma and she pinches the other cheeks.

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Dept. Of Stupid Thoughts and Ideas @stupidthoughtideas.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Replacing all the hotel shampoo with Nair so the next guest gets a nice payout

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Dept. Of Stupid Thoughts and Ideas @stupidthoughtideas.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Proud to announce we’ve struck a deal to merge with Coldsore Banker.

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Dept. Of Stupid Thoughts and Ideas @stupidthoughtideas.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Now introducing the crematorium creamery, for all your funeral or ice cream needs.

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Dept. Of Stupid Thoughts and Ideas @stupidthoughtideas.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

And they say the Grinch's penis grew 2 inches that day.

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Dept. Of Stupid Thoughts and Ideas @stupidthoughtideas.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Sitting here in my hot pink merkin, still wondering who the fuck that was.

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Dept. Of Stupid Thoughts and Ideas @stupidthoughtideas.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Settle your stomach with new pepto-flavored triscuits!

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BJ Cobbledick @bj-cobbledick.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

New Vajankle Chia Pet, grow the chia seeds where the pubic hair would be and on the toes.

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Dept. Of Stupid Thoughts and Ideas @stupidthoughtideas.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Cheese-grater-ade, get some electrolytes in your cheese.

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Dept. Of Stupid Thoughts and Ideas @stupidthoughtideas.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Attention Shoppers: strap-in and strap-on in aisle 13.

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Dept. Of Stupid Thoughts and Ideas @stupidthoughtideas.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

You must be a soccer fan, because you have no idea how to use your arms.

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Dept. Of Stupid Thoughts and Ideas @stupidthoughtideas.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

The pokemon themed "A Perfect Circle" cover band named "A Perfect Squirtle" I know I've made a similar post, but don't blame me for A Perfect Circle being an easy name to cut and paste pieces from.

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Dept. Of Stupid Thoughts and Ideas @stupidthoughtideas.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

The ouroboros buttplug, stuff your head right up your ass!

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Dept. Of Stupid Thoughts and Ideas @stupidthoughtideas.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

To the owner of the shit-brown cybertruck in the parking lot, you left your horrific taste on.

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Dept. Of Stupid Thoughts and Ideas @stupidthoughtideas.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

It’s not drinking and driving if you only do it at red lights.

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Dept. Of Stupid Thoughts and Ideas @stupidthoughtideas.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Did grandma drop her Jitterbug down the toilet? Call now.

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