BJ Cobbledick @bj-cobbledick.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Bussy buddies staring Tom Hanks Thursdays on ABC 000
BJ Cobbledick @bj-cobbledick.bsky.social · 30/09/2026CRANKIN MY HOGG IN THE BACK OF MY 1997 CHEBY SUBARBAN WHAL AT JIFFY LOOB GETTIN THA OL CHANG GOBBLESS 020
BJ Cobbledick @bj-cobbledick.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The KIA dealer said they could get me financing if I brought in 3 gallon size Ziploc bags full of toenail clippings and an old hat! 000
BJ Cobbledick @bj-cobbledick.bsky.social · 26/09/2026They ran my credit at the Dodge dealer and they said my credit score was a picture of a potato and told me to get lost and go to the KIA dealer :( 000
Reposted by BJ CobbledickBJ Cobbledick @bj-cobbledick.bsky.social · 25/09/2026DJ Jizzy Jeff and the French Prince of Bel Air 021
BJ Cobbledick @bj-cobbledick.bsky.social · 25/09/2026DJ Jizzy Jeff and the French Prince of Bel Air 021
BJ Cobbledick @bj-cobbledick.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I slipped and fell on 12 Classic®️ Eveready™️ D batteries from 1993 and they are all stuck in my ass :( 041
BJ Cobbledick @bj-cobbledick.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Drinking Fireball poured into a Mrs. Butterworth’s bottle at the bowling alley 001
BJ Cobbledick @bj-cobbledick.bsky.social · 10/09/2026All the forbidden lunch meats located in one spot for your convenience #LuxuryLoaf 000
BJ Cobbledick @bj-cobbledick.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Getting fired from your job carving roast beef at the Old Country Buffet for getting someone’s attention by yelling “Hey Toots!” In a New Jersey accent 120
BJ Cobbledick @bj-cobbledick.bsky.social · 09/09/2026A whirlpool brand dryer full of powdered sugar 011
Reposted by BJ CobbledickBJ Cobbledick @bj-cobbledick.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Nobody is cooking anything and I smell garlic toast, am I having an Italian stroke? 042
BJ Cobbledick @bj-cobbledick.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Nobody is cooking anything and I smell garlic toast, am I having an Italian stroke? 042
BJ Cobbledick @bj-cobbledick.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Imodium A.D. Give it a chance before you shit your pants™ 041
BJ Cobbledick @bj-cobbledick.bsky.social · 01/09/2026The voices in my head told me to come to this Applebees and get arrested 010
BJ Cobbledick @bj-cobbledick.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I laid in the sun too long and now my B-hole is sunburned and my dingle-doodle looks like a hunter’s sausage 010
BJ Cobbledick @bj-cobbledick.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Returning lottery tickets to the store because they aren’t winners 030
BJ Cobbledick @bj-cobbledick.bsky.social · 24/07/2026I ain't have no money for a fleshlight so I stuffed a toilet paper roll with cold cuts and got it poppin' 032
BJ Cobbledick @bj-cobbledick.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Welcome to the stage, the Professor of Piss™, R. Kelly! 020
BJ Cobbledick @bj-cobbledick.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Eat lettuce, shit yourself until you die. Living the dream! 020
BJ Cobbledick @bj-cobbledick.bsky.social · 15/07/2026I’m pretty sure they clean this bathroom with a mop bucket full of piss 000
BJ Cobbledick @bj-cobbledick.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Chesterfield cigarettes near Milwaukee Wisconsin 000
BJ Cobbledick @bj-cobbledick.bsky.social · 03/07/2026New Vajankle Chia Pet, grow the chia seeds where the pubic hair would be and on the toes. 044
BJ Cobbledick @bj-cobbledick.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Stuart Little in a sandwich but the bread is two glue traps 000
Reposted by BJ CobbledickBJ Cobbledick @bj-cobbledick.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Ask your Doctor if Quaaludes are right for you. 174
BJ Cobbledick @bj-cobbledick.bsky.social · 16/06/2026“You’ve got a personality like listening to fireworks on the radio” 000
BJ Cobbledick @bj-cobbledick.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Ask your Doctor if Quaaludes are right for you. 174
BJ Cobbledick @bj-cobbledick.bsky.social · 07/06/2026There’s nothing more thrilling than listening to the theme song to CHiPs while blasting down the highway drinking Mickey’s Malt Liquor in your 1989 Camaro 011
BJ Cobbledick @bj-cobbledick.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Houseboats are just the mobile home of the sea 000
BJ Cobbledick @bj-cobbledick.bsky.social · 25/05/2026“Hang a right the old Joe’s Crab Shack that’s now A+ #1 Crab USA” 000
Reposted by BJ CobbledickDept. Of Stupid Thoughts and Ideas @stupidthoughtideas.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Now That's What I Call Business 87. 032
Reposted by BJ CobbledickDept. Of Stupid Thoughts and Ideas @stupidthoughtideas.bsky.social · 15/05/2026It’s not drinking and driving if you only do it at red lights. 011
BJ Cobbledick @bj-cobbledick.bsky.social · 11/05/2026What in the world is in that bag? What you got in that bag? 010
