FinnaCorp International 🌐 @finnacorp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026When did they make smoking on the plane illegal!!? At least you can still order a drink! 030
FinnaCorp International 🌐 @finnacorp.bsky.social · 20/09/2026We are committed to reducing our electricity use in our facilities, which is why we light the office with flashlights using D batteries that we “borrow” from the supply closet in the building next door 041
Reposted by FinnaCorp International 🌐Drake Husky @drakehusky.bsky.social · 08/09/2026New office lingo memo that at @finnacorp.bsky.social we need to make more efforts to 'make connections with friends' then 'synergize' more often and take of our 'low hanging fruit' while not using up too many 'cycles' so we can stay fine in 85' and cycle back. #finnacorp 131
Reposted by FinnaCorp International 🌐Toby 🌕🌱 🔜 Fetched 🛥️ @toby.shep.id · 31/05/2026My new work provided eating utilities from @finnacorp.bsky.social First they brought you the Vagankle™️ Now they bring you TentiToes™️ Because you'll be eatin your ramen by the foot ™️ 2114
Reposted by FinnaCorp International 🌐FinnaCorp International 🌐 @finnacorp.bsky.social · 28/01/2026You’re welcome 0184
Reposted by FinnaCorp International 🌐FinnaCorp International 🌐 @finnacorp.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Misappropriating funds since '71™ 062
Reposted by FinnaCorp International 🌐FinnaCorp International 🌐 @finnacorp.bsky.social · 07/02/2026Liquid assets? Yes we have those, they are over at the bar 072
FinnaCorp International 🌐 @finnacorp.bsky.social · 25/05/2026If you aren’t drinking liquor in the office, you’re fired. 161
Reposted by FinnaCorp International 🌐Dept. Of Stupid Thoughts and Ideas @stupidthoughtideas.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Now That's What I Call Business 87. 032
FinnaCorp International 🌐 @finnacorp.bsky.social · 24/04/2026We are proud to announce that our new factory for Berginer's shoes will be located in Vergennes, Vermont! "Slip into a pair of Berginer's from the heart or Vergennes" 052
Reposted by FinnaCorp International 🌐SynthFax® @synthfox87.bsky.social · 11/04/2026You know when NASA launches another mission to fly around or land on the moon again I feel like a need a TV like this to watch the news coverage on the next time around, you know, from when televisions were furniture and not a throw away item 1242
FinnaCorp International 🌐 @finnacorp.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Finally we can keep our Kraft singles safe in the lunch room! 1143
Reposted by FinnaCorp International 🌐Allikuja⁷ 💜 they/he @allikuja.bsky.social · 24/03/2026@finnacorp.bsky.social found a great new investment idea for Finnacorp! 181
Reposted by FinnaCorp International 🌐FinnaCorp International 🌐 @finnacorp.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Nobody makes a good asbestos glove anymore 1105
FinnaCorp International 🌐 @finnacorp.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Somebody stole our stapler that we allegedly stole from a hotel 😢 171
FinnaCorp International 🌐 @finnacorp.bsky.social · 24/03/2026You finna don't! Ok fine... Just don't use the fancy paper, that's for company 131
Reposted by FinnaCorp International 🌐100 Micros in a Trenchcoat @irishfox.bsky.social · 15/03/2026I’m just trying to get to payroll to find out where my paycheck is… #FinnaCorp 172
FinnaCorp International 🌐 @finnacorp.bsky.social · 15/03/2026How diarrhea can save you money, tonight at 11 WFNA TV4 live eye action eyewitness news 054
FinnaCorp International 🌐 @finnacorp.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Your call is very important to us, please stay on the line and as soon as the operator finishes their drink we will be happy to assist you! youtu.be/8wtyq491Rbc?...youtu.beFunky ThingYouTube video by Keith Mansfield - Topic 052
FinnaCorp International 🌐 @finnacorp.bsky.social · 15/02/2026You need to fill out for 69-B and fax it back if you want to check out the company Vajankle™️ 081
FinnaCorp International 🌐 @finnacorp.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Nobody makes a good asbestos glove anymore 1105
FinnaCorp International 🌐 @finnacorp.bsky.social · 12/02/2026If you aren't driving a PLYMOUTH than fuck you 061
FinnaCorp International 🌐 @finnacorp.bsky.social · 12/02/2026The technological 80's!! 1982 is going to be our year!! 1163
Reposted by FinnaCorp International 🌐SynthFax® @synthfox87.bsky.social · 07/02/2026Yes, I am bringing the fax machine to MCFC Yes, you can send things to it! 35010
FinnaCorp International 🌐 @finnacorp.bsky.social · 07/02/2026Liquid assets? Yes we have those, they are over at the bar 072
FinnaCorp International 🌐 @finnacorp.bsky.social · 06/02/2026WHO WENT OVER OUR $13.79 CREDIT LIMIT ON THE MONTGOMERY WARD CHARGE CARD!!? 270
FinnaCorp International 🌐 @finnacorp.bsky.social · 12/01/2026NOTICE: We are currently out of gin in the employee lounge, but vodka, rum and other spirits are still available Sorry for the convenience 270
FinnaCorp International 🌐 @finnacorp.bsky.social · 24/12/2025So we've been writing bad checks since 1971, what's the big deal? 000
FinnaCorp International 🌐 @finnacorp.bsky.social · 23/12/2025Can’t wait to have Gallagher smash watermelons and other shit at our next corporate event! #PoundinIt #Stanley #ThatsAGoodHammer #3M 162
FinnaCorp International 🌐 @finnacorp.bsky.social · 23/12/2025How diarrhea can save you money, tonight at 11 WFNA TV4 live eye action eyewitness news with Dick Wallclock and Suzanne Econoline 042
FinnaCorp International 🌐 @finnacorp.bsky.social · 22/12/2025We are proud to announce we have been awarded the 1981 workplace safety award because no one broke any furniture at the office Christmas party this year while slamming Mickey’s malt liquor from the little grenade bottles. 181
FinnaCorp International 🌐 @finnacorp.bsky.social · 29/11/2025What’s our phone number? You got the Yellow Pages 093
FinnaCorp International 🌐 @finnacorp.bsky.social · 16/11/2025Who drank all the office tequila? How are we supposed to do a business if we’re not hammered? 280
FinnaCorp International 🌐 @finnacorp.bsky.social · 18/09/2025Tired of having too much eye crust when you wake up in the morning? Ask your doctor if Crust-oleum™️ is right for you! *side effects may include dry eye, red eye, black eye, poor fuel economy, restless legs, calling into internet radio shows, walking farts, diarrhea and Jack Horkheimer voice* 062
Reposted by FinnaCorp International 🌐Dept. Of Stupid Thoughts and Ideas @stupidthoughtideas.bsky.social · 08/08/2025Panther as a unit of measurement. Usage: 1 panther of cocaine. 011
Reposted by FinnaCorp International 🌐Dept. Of Stupid Thoughts and Ideas @stupidthoughtideas.bsky.social · 09/08/2025Need an abortion? Ride the Long Island Rail Road and shake that fetus out! 021
FinnaCorp International 🌐 @finnacorp.bsky.social · 17/06/2025Butcher, Baker, Dildo maker Same union 032