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FinnaCorp International 🌐

@finnacorp.bsky.social
136 followers 98 following 83 posts

Business conglomerate since 1971. You name it we do it... Half-assed and probably drunk. We bought our JD power awards and have no shame. Our CEO is Synthfox87.bsky.social (This account is a parody of 1970's business)

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FinnaCorp International 🌐 @finnacorp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
When did they make smoking on the plane illegal!!? At least you can still order a drink!
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FinnaCorp International 🌐 @finnacorp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
FuckaCorp™️
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FinnaCorp International 🌐 @finnacorp.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
We are committed to reducing our electricity use in our facilities, which is why we light the office with flashlights using D batteries that we “borrow” from the supply closet in the building next door
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Drake Husky @drakehusky.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
New office lingo memo that at @finnacorp.bsky.social we need to make more efforts to 'make connections with friends' then 'synergize' more often and take of our 'low hanging fruit' while not using up too many 'cycles' so we can stay fine in 85' and cycle back. #finnacorp
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Toby 🌕🌱 🔜 Fetched 🛥️ @toby.shep.id · 31/05/2026
My new work provided eating utilities from @finnacorp.bsky.social First they brought you the Vagankle™️ Now they bring you TentiToes™️ Because you'll be eatin your ramen by the foot ™️
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FinnaCorp International 🌐 @finnacorp.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Pussyfoot™
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FinnaCorp International 🌐 @finnacorp.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
You’re welcome
A windows XP pop up window reading “I didn’t like your password so I changed it”
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FinnaCorp International 🌐 @finnacorp.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Misappropriating funds since '71™
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FinnaCorp International 🌐 @finnacorp.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Liquid assets? Yes we have those, they are over at the bar
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FinnaCorp International 🌐 @finnacorp.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
If you aren’t drinking liquor in the office, you’re fired.
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FinnaCorp International 🌐 @finnacorp.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Party like it’s 1989
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Dept. Of Stupid Thoughts and Ideas @stupidthoughtideas.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Now That's What I Call Business 87.
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FinnaCorp International 🌐 @finnacorp.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
The Technological 80's™!
IBM 51501987 Ford Aerostar
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FinnaCorp International 🌐 @finnacorp.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
We are proud to announce that our new factory for Berginer's shoes will be located in Vergennes, Vermont! "Slip into a pair of Berginer's from the heart or Vergennes"
A sign welcoming you to Vergennes Vermont
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SynthFax® @synthfox87.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
You know when NASA launches another mission to fly around or land on the moon again I feel like a need a TV like this to watch the news coverage on the next time around, you know, from when televisions were furniture and not a throw away item
RCA color TV from 1964
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FinnaCorp International 🌐 @finnacorp.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
WE FOUND IT!!!!!
Monica's stapler
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FinnaCorp International 🌐 @finnacorp.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Finally we can keep our Kraft singles safe in the lunch room!
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Allikuja⁷ 💜 they/he @allikuja.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
@finnacorp.bsky.social found a great new investment idea for Finnacorp!
Photo of a floppy disc storage box filled with individually wrapped Kraft American cheese slices. The caption says: Don’t throw away those old floppy disk storage boxes
Fits Kraft cheese slices perfectly 

There is an unnecessary red circle circling the key/lock on the front of the box, and the image I framed with black banners containing the caption with font that matches the color of the cheese.
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FinnaCorp International 🌐 @finnacorp.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Nobody makes a good asbestos glove anymore
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FinnaCorp International 🌐 @finnacorp.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Somebody stole our stapler that we allegedly stole from a hotel 😢
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FinnaCorp International 🌐 @finnacorp.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
You finna don't! Ok fine... Just don't use the fancy paper, that's for company
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100 Micros in a Trenchcoat @irishfox.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
I’m just trying to get to payroll to find out where my paycheck is… #FinnaCorp
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FinnaCorp International 🌐 @finnacorp.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
How diarrhea can save you money, tonight at 11 WFNA TV4 live eye action eyewitness news
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FinnaCorp International 🌐 @finnacorp.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Dick "Dick" Wangjangle
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FinnaCorp International 🌐 @finnacorp.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Your call is very important to us, please stay on the line and as soon as the operator finishes their drink we will be happy to assist you! youtu.be/8wtyq491Rbc?...
youtu.be
Funky Thing
YouTube video by Keith Mansfield - Topic
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FinnaCorp International 🌐 @finnacorp.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
You need to fill out for 69-B and fax it back if you want to check out the company Vajankle™️
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FinnaCorp International 🌐 @finnacorp.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Nobody makes a good asbestos glove anymore
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FinnaCorp International 🌐 @finnacorp.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Diarrhea near me
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FinnaCorp International 🌐 @finnacorp.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
If you aren't driving a PLYMOUTH than fuck you
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FinnaCorp International 🌐 @finnacorp.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
The technological 80's!! 1982 is going to be our year!!
IBM PC
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FinnaCorp International 🌐 @finnacorp.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Sportsball! or something.
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SynthFax® @synthfox87.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Yes, I am bringing the fax machine to MCFC Yes, you can send things to it!
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FinnaCorp International 🌐 @finnacorp.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Liquid assets? Yes we have those, they are over at the bar
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FinnaCorp International 🌐 @finnacorp.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Misappropriating funds since '71™
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FinnaCorp International 🌐 @finnacorp.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
WHO WENT OVER OUR $13.79 CREDIT LIMIT ON THE MONTGOMERY WARD CHARGE CARD!!?
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FinnaCorp International 🌐 @finnacorp.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
You’re welcome
A windows XP pop up window reading “I didn’t like your password so I changed it”
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FinnaCorp International 🌐 @finnacorp.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
NOTICE: We are currently out of gin in the employee lounge, but vodka, rum and other spirits are still available Sorry for the convenience
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FinnaCorp International 🌐 @finnacorp.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Wangjangle It’s an industry term
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FinnaCorp International 🌐 @finnacorp.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
So we've been writing bad checks since 1971, what's the big deal?
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FinnaCorp International 🌐 @finnacorp.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Can’t wait to have Gallagher smash watermelons and other shit at our next corporate event! #PoundinIt #Stanley #ThatsAGoodHammer #3M
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FinnaCorp International 🌐 @finnacorp.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
How diarrhea can save you money, tonight at 11 WFNA TV4 live eye action eyewitness news with Dick Wallclock and Suzanne Econoline
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FinnaCorp International 🌐 @finnacorp.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
We are proud to announce we have been awarded the 1981 workplace safety award because no one broke any furniture at the office Christmas party this year while slamming Mickey’s malt liquor from the little grenade bottles.
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FinnaCorp International 🌐 @finnacorp.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
We hope this fax finds you well
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FinnaCorp International 🌐 @finnacorp.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
What’s our phone number? You got the Yellow Pages
Yellow pages sign on the yellow pages building in Detroit, now demolished
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FinnaCorp International 🌐 @finnacorp.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Who drank all the office tequila? How are we supposed to do a business if we’re not hammered?
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FinnaCorp International 🌐 @finnacorp.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Tired of having too much eye crust when you wake up in the morning? Ask your doctor if Crust-oleum™️ is right for you! *side effects may include dry eye, red eye, black eye, poor fuel economy, restless legs, calling into internet radio shows, walking farts, diarrhea and Jack Horkheimer voice*
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FinnaCorp International 🌐 @finnacorp.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Is this a business.?
Beer
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Dept. Of Stupid Thoughts and Ideas @stupidthoughtideas.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Panther as a unit of measurement. Usage: 1 panther of cocaine.
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Dept. Of Stupid Thoughts and Ideas @stupidthoughtideas.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Need an abortion? Ride the Long Island Rail Road and shake that fetus out!
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FinnaCorp International 🌐 @finnacorp.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Butcher, Baker, Dildo maker Same union
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