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I just had the realization that me getting too drunk to be in vrchat is actually progress, because i was this drunk regularly at the peak of vrchat and just powered through.

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Lancener @lancener.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Is that plexiglass in your pocket or is your dick just flat right now?

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Lancener @lancener.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

First pumpkin spice coffee of the season :V

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Lancener @lancener.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Saw a post saying shit about Drag'n Wash and had a realization about the furry wheel of discourse. It's equivalent to "thought police" for kink. There's no considering if actual harm is being done, they want to punish attraction regardless of action because it's "yucky". No victim? doesn't matter.

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Lancener @lancener.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

It's so satisfying hitting the last workout of the week and knowing I get to rest tomorrow, every week feels better than the last.

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Lancener @lancener.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Drugs and alcohol are proof god has munchausen by proxy.

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Dept. Of Stupid Thoughts and Ideas @stupidthoughtideas.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Is that a wallet in your pocket or is your dick horrifically mangled?

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Lancener @lancener.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I need some advice. Every night for the last 10 days I've woken up after 4-5 hours entirely because my dick is hard and it won't go down for at least an hour if I don't go deal with it. I've tried dealing with it right before bed, no change. Any suggestions appreciated, I just want to sleep.

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Lancener @lancener.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Some of the noises I make when I crush my balls between my legs sound exactly like NPCs in Oblivion getting punched in the face.

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Lancener @lancener.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Felt good post-workout, so have sweaty mirror pic.

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Lancener @lancener.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Been dancing as a warm-up, as cardio, and as a way to hopefully give myself the confidence to actually dance at a convention. Today was a 16 minute dance warmup, 100 push-ups, 120 squats, and 3 60-second planks. Had a few other things mixed in there but those are filler for the more intense parts.

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Lancener @lancener.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Xenoblade 3: Polycules Are Confusing

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Lancener @lancener.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

The only thing keeping me from eating pasta sauce with a spoon is basic human decency and knowing the face my fiance would make seeing me do it.

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Lancener @lancener.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Could you stop smiling? sorry I've got a...

Grinning Fetish (weapon from path of exile)

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Lancener @lancener.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I've had problems with my back since I was 15. I started working out about 2 months ago, I cannot believe how much better I feel. My back pain is gone. I'm sore sometimes, but it feels good because I know it's from making progress. I can't thank the friends who encouraged me to keep on it enough.

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Lancener @lancener.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Just saw a brita filter commercial so annoying it made me want to go back to regular tap water.

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Lancener @lancener.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

POWER ADE XTRA SOUR Green Apple, 50% more electrolytes* vs the leading sports drink. They weren't kidding, this is so salty it tastes like green apple-flavored cum.

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Lancener @lancener.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

The rare sex dream where I'm not constantly interrupted? And it was straight? What's happening? :V

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Lancener @lancener.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

What words did you fuck up on understanding as a kid? I remember being very confused about how people talked about "youth in Asia" and there was another one but I forgot it.

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Lancener @lancener.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Every time I've had peanut butter recently I've thought about how bad it would be if I made out with someone who has a peanut allergy for like 30+ minutes after eating :V

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Lancener @lancener.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

let us pray? no thanks Lettuce Prey.

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Lancener @lancener.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Had to double check when I started working out again, this time just with the goal of feeling better. June 30th I struggled on my first 10 pushups, today I did 80. Last week I walked over 40 miles and didn't get sore from it. I'm getting there :V

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Lancener @lancener.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Guess I should post more unhinged shit than usual so these bots reposting the millisecond a post goes up can at least have something interesting on their profiles.

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Lancener @lancener.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Open telegram in public without thinking did you? Well now grandma has seen that big throbbing wolf cock and you're panicking trying to hide it.

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Lancener @lancener.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Weight loss is going too well, I lost too much ass and now I'm stuck sitting on my tailbone.

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Lancener @lancener.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

New York, come for all the cool shit, stay because the JFK airport is dogshit.

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Lancener @lancener.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Headed through Climax and Coxsackie on my way down through Dix Hills. I don’t think New York is a real place.

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Lancener @lancener.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

So you’re telling me that “pre” owns this?

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Lancener @lancener.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Upstate New York bathrooms, where every door opens into the stall and leaves about a half inch between the door and the toilet. Because who doesn’t want to have to squeeze in next to a toilet to close or open the door?

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Lancener @lancener.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Who named the company that makes this goatse-shaped candy “goetze”?

Caramel cream or bulls-eyes candy packaging

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Lancener @lancener.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

You are micro-managing bowel movements, woman. Calm down.

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Lancener @lancener.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

These cheese fries taste like I’m going to shit my pants later.

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Lancener @lancener.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

The proper response to the fireworks starting is not to turn up the Hokey Pokey, Linda.

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Lancener @lancener.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Oh god, the children have turned Québécois

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Lancener @lancener.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

All these bite enjoyers get real quiet when the mosquito sona shows up :V

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Lancener @lancener.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

I feel like you can tell a lot about someone by their dog’s reaction to new people, unsocialized dog that barks aggressively at new people? Potentially a right winger because right wingers don’t have friends for their dog to meet.

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Lancener @lancener.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Country music playing on speakers so low quality it sounds like a spirit box.

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Lancener @lancener.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

To whichever insect bit my ass today: hellfire to your entire species

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Lancener @lancener.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

That’s it, new profession, I’m a whore now.

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Lancener @lancener.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

In a way I’m like Jesus, except I take on all the bug bites instead of your sins, fuck mosquitos.

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Lancener @lancener.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Going from San Jose to upstate New York is very wet, I was way more used to desert climate than I thought lol

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Lancener @lancener.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

I need more nights in VRChat like last night, small group, all people I like being around, just being cozy.

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Lancener @lancener.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Why do I feel like I’m reading someone’s grindr profile, I just wanted eggs.

Egg carton that says “cage free large white”

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Lancener @lancener.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Does anyone have any recommendations for shows that are entertainingly bad? I watched 28 Days Haunted recently and I need more horrible television.

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Lancener @lancener.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Virgin screwdrivers are pretty tasty.

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Lancener @lancener.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Associating things with fursuits has broken my brain in a way, I have a square of faux fur from a con and the smell of faux fur is so hot to me.

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Lancener @lancener.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Every time I use mirrored modifiers in blender I end up brushing my teeth thinking about it like it's getting both sides of my mouth at once.

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Lancener @lancener.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

To the man constantly bitching at the form he has to fill out, the woman who gave you the form is not responsible for you not knowing any of the information being asked for.

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Lancener @lancener.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

The ever-present desire to be small and helpless while lying on someone who could snap you in half is getting stronger. I think I need to be small in VR again.

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