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stupid reasons @stupidreasons.timoooo.lol · 16/10/2026

Volvo, when asked to comment on Tesla’s new air-jet landing safety feature, denied plans to incorporate it: “we recommend not driving that way”

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stupid reasons @stupidreasons.timoooo.lol · 12/10/2026

I think some people think "AI slop" means anything that was produced, no matter how minimally, with an LLM, while other people think it means low-effort and unreviewed LLM output, and these two groups are frequently talking past each other

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stupid reasons @stupidreasons.timoooo.lol · 12/10/2026

AI agents generate more streets, but not more stroads

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stupid reasons @stupidreasons.timoooo.lol · 10/10/2026

no one has ever wanted anything more than my laptop wants to install macos 27.0.1

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stupid reasons @stupidreasons.timoooo.lol · 09/10/2026

I don’t know much about anyone involved but it doesn’t seem like much of a burn to say “wow you denied this person tenure 50 years ago???” yeah people change and grow a lot in 50 years

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stupid reasons @stupidreasons.timoooo.lol · 07/10/2026

pretty soon you're just gonna be able to subscribe to one service and get all the streaming platforms

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stupid reasons @stupidreasons.timoooo.lol · 04/10/2026

Shopping for furniture online is such a joke. I am not going to pay you over $1000 for something made out of engineered wood I will become the joker instead

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stupid reasons @stupidreasons.timoooo.lol · 27/09/2026

Walked outside to my car and immediately got stung by a bee! What the fuck! Door-to-bee time like 7s.

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stupid reasons @stupidreasons.timoooo.lol · 25/09/2026

Holy fucking shit, the house I’m buying is an orchard. It has a sour cherry, peach, plum, and apricot tree!

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stupid reasons @stupidreasons.timoooo.lol · 24/09/2026

I cannot buy Control Resonant until I have finished packing.

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stupid reasons @stupidreasons.timoooo.lol · 23/09/2026

First Trump banned The Onion from the press pool, and CNN said nothing for they were not The Onion

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stupid reasons @stupidreasons.timoooo.lol · 23/09/2026

I wonder if Mattermost is now better than Slack after SalesForce has spent the last six years running Slack straight into the ground

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stupid reasons @stupidreasons.timoooo.lol · 19/09/2026

What if I made a shirt that said “Yeah I PFAS, I got fish to catch!!!”

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stupid reasons @stupidreasons.timoooo.lol · 18/09/2026

I have a couple box fans that are PELONIS brand and every time I see them I think PELONIS: for when the penis is lo™

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Account That Makes You Stupid @heyguys.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

One 15 second video can really make your whole day

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stupid reasons @stupidreasons.timoooo.lol · 16/09/2026

the new Siri AI is malevolent. I know why it's a bubble filled with darkness (to hide the dynamic island in it on iphone) but it is a bubble filled with darkness.

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stupid reasons @stupidreasons.timoooo.lol · 14/09/2026

I hope the Apple copywriter who made the MacOS 27 release notes is doing ok

A MacOS 27 release notes blurb with an omitted word and an inappropriately plural word.

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stupid reasons @stupidreasons.timoooo.lol · 12/09/2026

dario argento announces that movies must be stopped

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stupid reasons @stupidreasons.timoooo.lol · 11/09/2026

Apple missed an opportunity to call it "the most foldable iPhone ever"

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stupid reasons @stupidreasons.timoooo.lol · 07/09/2026

warming up to visit the local beergarden after my Germany trip: "I thought you said this was supposed to be ein Biergarten"

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stupid reasons @stupidreasons.timoooo.lol · 06/09/2026

I am a Pixar apologist and I thought Toy Story 5 was awful! Truly a shocking disappointment.

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stupid reasons @stupidreasons.timoooo.lol · 03/09/2026

When I hear “welcome to the AGI Era” all I can think of is Pitbull saying “welcome to the booty shakin’ capitol”

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stupid reasons @stupidreasons.timoooo.lol · 03/09/2026

Google is just in German for me now. Guess I’ve been here too long.

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stupid reasons @stupidreasons.timoooo.lol · 30/08/2026

Never realized my crew opened a bar

A bar in Berlin called Tramp’s for Friend’s

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stupid reasons @stupidreasons.timoooo.lol · 29/08/2026

Loudest fit yet. I will single-handedly teach Berliners to wear colors.

Me in tiny yellow shorts and an orange shirt

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stupid reasons @stupidreasons.timoooo.lol · 28/08/2026

RFK writes PEAS on a chalkboard, faces the audience and erases a line so it reads PFAS

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stupid reasons @stupidreasons.timoooo.lol · 27/08/2026

I can’t stop thinking about I Thought You Said You Could Dance

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stupid reasons @stupidreasons.timoooo.lol · 26/08/2026

I still don’t know who hasan piker is AND I VOTE

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stupid reasons @stupidreasons.timoooo.lol · 26/08/2026

Finally, with these leaks, console gamers will understand what it’s like to play GTA6 on a PC 😌😌😌

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soleil ho @soleilho.com · 26/08/2026

this is lgbt 9/11

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stupid reasons @stupidreasons.timoooo.lol · 26/08/2026

I’m at Schloss Nymphenberg. Nymphenberg is cool because the mad king Ludwig II was born here. He was crazy (gay) but also possibly insane. And, according to Gabriel Knight 2: The Beast Within, he was probably a werewolf.

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stupid reasons @stupidreasons.timoooo.lol · 25/08/2026

I’m crying in a bar about Dolly. Second unexpected cry of the day what is HAPPENING to me

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stupid reasons @stupidreasons.timoooo.lol · 25/08/2026

We deserve some good news for a change

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stupid reasons @stupidreasons.timoooo.lol · 25/08/2026

I don’t really get into celebrity in general but Dolly was one of those people who were something even greater than that.

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stupid reasons @stupidreasons.timoooo.lol · 25/08/2026

Spent some time unexpectedly weeping in the Deutschmuseum after reading a display in the aviation section about slave labor during WWII. Not so sure I’m up for Dachau tomorrow; we’ll see.

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stupid reasons @stupidreasons.timoooo.lol · 25/08/2026

What is up with hotels that just give you one huge duvet? That is not the correct bed covering. There should be a sheet, a medium blanket, and a heavy blanket, that way you can regulate your temperature between boiling and freezing, which is all a duvet allows.

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stupid reasons @stupidreasons.timoooo.lol · 24/08/2026

Drag race reading challenge? You mean a Ru barb?

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stupid reasons @stupidreasons.timoooo.lol · 24/08/2026

A Princeps is when you’re a Prince but you have something to say at the end

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stupid reasons @stupidreasons.timoooo.lol · 24/08/2026

whoever invented jet lag is fucking stupid

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stupid reasons @stupidreasons.timoooo.lol · 23/08/2026

Shoutout to the customs agent who flirted with me, it made my day

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