stupid reasons @stupidreasons.timoooo.lol · 16/09/2026the new Siri AI is malevolent. I know why it's a bubble filled with darkness (to hide the dynamic island in it on iphone) but it is a bubble filled with darkness. 000 0
stupid reasons @stupidreasons.timoooo.lol · 14/09/2026I hope the Apple copywriter who made the MacOS 27 release notes is doing ok 030 3
stupid reasons @stupidreasons.timoooo.lol · 08/09/2026didn't they just try this in France? IIRC they did not like the idea very much 030 3
stupid reasons @stupidreasons.timoooo.lol · 29/08/2026Loudest fit yet. I will single-handedly teach Berliners to wear colors. 140 4
stupid reasons @stupidreasons.timoooo.lol · 26/08/2026I’m at Schloss Nymphenberg. Nymphenberg is cool because the mad king Ludwig II was born here. He was crazy (gay) but also possibly insane. And, according to Gabriel Knight 2: The Beast Within, he was probably a werewolf. 110 1
stupid reasons @stupidreasons.timoooo.lol · 07/08/2026My new air purifier is currently doing mass spectrometry on the bacon I fried for my BLT. 030 3
stupid reasons @stupidreasons.timoooo.lol · 01/08/2026Rent me buy me! Where is rent me buy me!! 010 1
stupid reasons @stupidreasons.timoooo.lol · 10/07/2026apple putting cameras into airpods to turn us all into PREY ANIMALS 020 2
stupid reasons @stupidreasons.timoooo.lol · 07/07/2026Yeah I believe in AGI... Sierra On-Line's Adventure Game Interpreter engine 040 4
stupid reasons @stupidreasons.timoooo.lol · 25/06/2026I am pretty sure the point of the article was that this was ezpz, but it was long so I just looked at the pictures 000 0
stupid reasons @stupidreasons.timoooo.lol · 15/05/2026Come And Take It flag but it's about my router's firmware updates 000 0
stupid reasons @stupidreasons.timoooo.lol · 26/04/2026He loves the Beaching Chair. He simply cannot get enough of it. Every time he wakes up he goes straight over to it and beaches himself. He just did it again, third time today. 030 3
stupid reasons @stupidreasons.timoooo.lol · 24/04/2026I get that popups like this seem attractive to product and design teams but I want to level with you: you don't need to add one for a search bar. We know how to use those. 010 1
stupid reasons @stupidreasons.timoooo.lol · 14/04/2026Holy shit, my copy just came and it’s signed! It definitely was not advertised as such. 110 1
stupid reasons @stupidreasons.timoooo.lol · 22/03/2026Are you ever reading something on kindle and you see a social highlight and think “that is the dumbest and most embarrassing thing to highlight that I could possibly imagine”? Like why bother highlighting this? And apparently many did. 310 3
stupid reasons @stupidreasons.timoooo.lol · 19/03/2026Yes because he didn’t actually go to space. He is an actor. 030 3
stupid reasons @stupidreasons.timoooo.lol · 15/03/2026What company do we think this article is about 000 0
stupid reasons @stupidreasons.timoooo.lol · 07/03/2026Oh you'd better believe we're making STOCK. Pasta box for scale. 110 1
stupid reasons @stupidreasons.timoooo.lol · 22/01/2026Currently obsessed with this review of a place in old San Juan 2103 10
stupid reasons @stupidreasons.timoooo.lol · 02/12/2025Unfortunately it’s become so real it’s almost hard to google. But here’s what I was thinking of: 130 3
stupid reasons @stupidreasons.timoooo.lol · 28/11/2025We can all tell Bryan Johnson is just trying to be played by Tilda Swinton 020 2
stupid reasons @stupidreasons.timoooo.lol · 11/11/2025awooga *hitting myself on the head with a mallet* 010 1
stupid reasons @stupidreasons.timoooo.lol · 12/09/2025It's really infuriating to tell someone at a restaurant that you have certain food allergies and get "oh do you want the gluten free menu" as a response so I'm really glad that google does this too now 020 2
stupid reasons @stupidreasons.timoooo.lol · 05/09/2025My bf apparently is not a fan of bmw’s announcements recently but I’m in awe of his insight that the grill looks like nostrils 140 4
