stupid reasons @stupidreasons.timoooo.lol · 11hOne cost, two numbers. Only the decimal point separates them. 020 2
stupid reasons @stupidreasons.timoooo.lol · 16/10/2026Crushed by a Tesla like a looney tune by a piano 0160 16
stupid reasons @stupidreasons.timoooo.lol · 16/10/2026Volvo, when asked to comment on Tesla’s new air-jet landing safety feature, denied plans to incorporate it: “we recommend not driving that way” 010 1
stupid reasons @stupidreasons.timoooo.lol · 16/10/2026this is sarcasm, the joke I am making is that there is no such thing as a single-sex emergency ward 010 1
stupid reasons @stupidreasons.timoooo.lol · 16/10/2026man it really sucks when a medical emergency means you can't make it to the single-sex emergency ward 110 1
stupid reasons @stupidreasons.timoooo.lol · 16/10/2026The Cook, the Thief, His Wife (and Her Lover for Tax Purposes) 110 1
stupid reasons @stupidreasons.timoooo.lol · 15/10/2026I’m of two minds on this: 1. Who gives a shit, leave it running all the time, get fucked Sweeney 2. Haha get mogged AND fucked Sweeney 1921 92
stupid reasons @stupidreasons.timoooo.lol · 15/10/2026Why is it always “fat bear week” and never “well-read bear week” 2582 58
stupid reasons @stupidreasons.timoooo.lol · 12/10/2026I think some people think "AI slop" means anything that was produced, no matter how minimally, with an LLM, while other people think it means low-effort and unreviewed LLM output, and these two groups are frequently talking past each other 000 0
stupid reasons @stupidreasons.timoooo.lol · 12/10/2026AI agents generate more streets, but not more stroads 000 0
stupid reasons @stupidreasons.timoooo.lol · 12/10/2026I have done my best to make sure my computer is not a virgin 000 0
stupid reasons @stupidreasons.timoooo.lol · 11/10/2026sorry to be boringly obvious but fight club 040 4
stupid reasons @stupidreasons.timoooo.lol · 11/10/2026I'm sick too and it better not happen 'til I'm better 010 1
stupid reasons @stupidreasons.timoooo.lol · 10/10/2026no one has ever wanted anything more than my laptop wants to install macos 27.0.1 010 1
stupid reasons @stupidreasons.timoooo.lol · 09/10/2026isn't basic chemistry required in US high schools 000 0
stupid reasons @stupidreasons.timoooo.lol · 09/10/2026All I learned in Catholic school is that the rosary is not a necklace. But you know what, Fr. Mike? It's totally a necklace. 040 4
stupid reasons @stupidreasons.timoooo.lol · 09/10/2026the use of tech to censor really has been in the news lately. I enjoyed this article: www.anildash.com/2026/10/06/k...anildash.comWe are going to kill “unalive” - Anil DashA blog about making culture. Since 1999. 000 0
stupid reasons @stupidreasons.timoooo.lol · 09/10/2026lol I googled what a fashion guy I follow said about this and it was just "from here I can tell they're cloudin' up" 060 6
stupid reasons @stupidreasons.timoooo.lol · 09/10/2026I think I know which side the pendulum is on right now 000 0
stupid reasons @stupidreasons.timoooo.lol · 09/10/2026I’m much better at my job now than I was six years ago! 000 0
stupid reasons @stupidreasons.timoooo.lol · 09/10/2026I don’t know much about anyone involved but it doesn’t seem like much of a burn to say “wow you denied this person tenure 50 years ago???” yeah people change and grow a lot in 50 years 100 1
stupid reasons @stupidreasons.timoooo.lol · 07/10/2026Going to Cleveland Swift/@themountaingoats.bsky.social collab when 010 1
stupid reasons @stupidreasons.timoooo.lol · 07/10/2026pretty soon you're just gonna be able to subscribe to one service and get all the streaming platforms 030 3
stupid reasons @stupidreasons.timoooo.lol · 04/10/2026Shopping for furniture online is such a joke. I am not going to pay you over $1000 for something made out of engineered wood I will become the joker instead 030 3
stupid reasons @stupidreasons.timoooo.lol · 02/10/2026I like to think you're drying one hand at a time 010 1
stupid reasons @stupidreasons.timoooo.lol · 01/10/2026Nice new sheets? These fucking rock but may be too big a purchasellbean.comSheetsFind the best Sheets at L.L.Bean. Our high quality home goods are designed to help turn any space into an outdoor-inspired retreat. 110 1
stupid reasons @stupidreasons.timoooo.lol · 27/09/2026Walked outside to my car and immediately got stung by a bee! What the fuck! Door-to-bee time like 7s. 000 0
stupid reasons @stupidreasons.timoooo.lol · 26/09/2026Honestly I thought it sucked, and I love Pixar movies. Whole thing felt purposeless. 040 4
stupid reasons @stupidreasons.timoooo.lol · 26/09/2026well to be fair "boring, dreary" is kind of eggers's whole deal 010 1
stupid reasons @stupidreasons.timoooo.lol · 25/09/2026Holy fucking shit, the house I’m buying is an orchard. It has a sour cherry, peach, plum, and apricot tree! 130 3
stupid reasons @stupidreasons.timoooo.lol · 25/09/2026You are required to take 100+ years to finish it, and you MUST die before you do 150 5
stupid reasons @stupidreasons.timoooo.lol · 25/09/2026One time I handed my phone to a cute guy and he saw the top of my search history was “list of slurs”. Mortifying. I thought about telling him “no it’s cool, I just wanted to see what word Bari Weiss wanted permission to use” but then I realized that was actually more embarrassing 011 1
stupid reasons @stupidreasons.timoooo.lol · 24/09/2026this is only tangentially related but I need to tell you that bigfoot has been on my mind lately because at a wedding this summer the first friend I saw immediately launched into a 15 minute story about how she deeply believes in bigfoot and may have had an encounter 230 3
stupid reasons @stupidreasons.timoooo.lol · 24/09/2026I cannot buy Control Resonant until I have finished packing. 010 1
stupid reasons @stupidreasons.timoooo.lol · 23/09/2026First Trump banned The Onion from the press pool, and CNN said nothing for they were not The Onion 000 0
stupid reasons @stupidreasons.timoooo.lol · 23/09/2026static.klipy.comWow CatAlt: Bill the Cat from the Opus comic strip 000 0
