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Turret Toss 🇺🇦 🇨🇦🇬🇱 @stumpplankchest.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

@cornelluniversity.bsky.social Maybe once you pry your lips from Trump's ass and let some more rapists go unpunished you can go fuck yourselves. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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Turret Toss 🇺🇦 🇨🇦🇬🇱 @stumpplankchest.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Well, it's Sunday. Time for all the Trump ball lickers to crawl out of their holes and teabag the dear leader on National TV.

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Turret Toss 🇺🇦 🇨🇦🇬🇱 @stumpplankchest.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Whether or not they ever actually prove anything, this is one of those stories I honestly never expected to hear anything new about. I only vaguely recall being aware of this going on at the time

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Turret Toss 🇺🇦 🇨🇦🇬🇱 @stumpplankchest.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Jem and the Holograms have announced they are leaving Ed Sheeran's tour

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Turret Toss 🇺🇦 🇨🇦🇬🇱 @stumpplankchest.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Absolutely wild to read statements from some in our marginalized communities that essentially say, "yeah, it's all or nothing. I'd rather watch the country burn than not get what I want right now." 🧵

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Turret Toss 🇺🇦 🇨🇦🇬🇱 @stumpplankchest.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

1. You'll never see this money 2. If you do, it will raise the deficit more and just be paid via tax dollars 3. $5k will help you for a few months, only to leave you right back where you are now but with an even crappier economy

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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Haha, a more fitting logo for Google.

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Jason Poulos @poulos.house · 31/08/2026

Billionaire oligarchs like Marc Andreessen and Epstein friend Reid Hoffman have spent $190K on behalf of the incumbent via a crypto super PAC. The choice in this race is between oligarchy or democracy, corruption or political integrity. Vote this Tuesday, September 1st: poulos.house/pollsite.

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Jason Poulos @poulos.house · 28/08/2026

The Protect Progress/Fairshake network of crypto PACs has now spent close to $190K in the MA-4 Democratic primary to protect crypto ally @repauchincloss.bsky.social.

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Turret Toss 🇺🇦 🇨🇦🇬🇱 @stumpplankchest.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Never been to one. Now knowing this jack wagon is running the show, I never will. I'd rather forage for berries.

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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

🚨BREAKING: President Donald Trump signaled Tuesday he’s willing to declare a national security emergency in an attempt to take over American elections. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

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Trump signals openness to unconstitutional plot to take over elections

"Stranger things have happened,” Trump said after a far-right media host implored him to declare a national security emergency on elections.

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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

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Turret Toss 🇺🇦 🇨🇦🇬🇱 @stumpplankchest.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Gotta love when you point out the self sabotage on the left and some self-righteous bellend decides to engage in the exact behavior to convince me that it's not a negative. Then they delete the entire conversation when they fall on their face and resort to personal attacks

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Dean Obeidallah @deanobeidallah.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Michael Fanone's take on Lindsey Graham is one of the most powerful I've read:

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Turret Toss 🇺🇦 🇨🇦🇬🇱 @stumpplankchest.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Spoke with Sen Mitch McConnell just now. We chatted for about 20min. We talked about Taylor's wedding, the USMNT, and his car's extended warranty. Told him we are anxious for his return.

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Carceral Abolition @carceralabolition.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

www.reddit.com/r/WorkReform...

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Turret Toss 🇺🇦 🇨🇦🇬🇱 @stumpplankchest.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

At this point I'd rather have President Butter in charge. An inanimate stick of fat would be welcome at this point.

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Turret Toss 🇺🇦 🇨🇦🇬🇱 @stumpplankchest.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

I feel like we really need to follow up on the Ring Around the Collar epidemic of the mid-80s. Whatever happened with that? Did we make out OK?

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Katie Phang @katiephang.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Look, I get wanting to protect your trademark. But, this kind of legal bullying is BS. Y'all know what to do. Here is the website for the Friends for Animals of Metro Detroit: www.metrodetroitanimals.org. Show them some love. 🩷

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Turret Toss 🇺🇦 🇨🇦🇬🇱 @stumpplankchest.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

We have a new Iranian hostage crisis. The difference this time is that the one being held hostage is the orange diaper baby. He can't figure a way out, and I love this journey for him.

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Turret Toss 🇺🇦 🇨🇦🇬🇱 @stumpplankchest.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Thanks @jefftiedrich.bsky.social for being the snark we all need right now and calling out all this bullshit. I know you didn't make this, but I'm stealing it because it's awesome.

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Turret Toss 🇺🇦 🇨🇦🇬🇱 @stumpplankchest.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Lest we forget: Elon was recently suspected of using an alt account to impersonate his mom in order to defend himself. The tech-bro version of "my mom says I'm cool". What a fucking loser.

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Turret Toss 🇺🇦 🇨🇦🇬🇱 @stumpplankchest.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

One of them likes to sniff butts and drink from the toilet. The other one is the dog.

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Turret Toss 🇺🇦 🇨🇦🇬🇱 @stumpplankchest.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

@theromanoreport.bsky.social watching your vid yesterday I initially thought you'd predict that this would be the approach to get around the deadline. Your prediction may still hold true, but childish shit like "resetting the timeline" looks like it will also be on the table.

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Jules⚖️📨 @northjules.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

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Citizen X @mayoubhappy.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

This👇🏽 deserves to be posted 100 times but I’d be labeled spam.

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jefmaclean.bsky.social @jefmaclean.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

@stumpplankchest.bsky.social and I are creating a Kornacki Drinking Game for midterm election night. Who wants in?

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Ari Kuscnir @arikuschnir.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Honest Palantir Manifesto

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Turret Toss 🇺🇦 🇨🇦🇬🇱 @stumpplankchest.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

Hey, how's that rescued pilot doing? You'd think we would have heard something by now. Unless it was totally fake and never happened.

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Turret Toss 🇺🇦 🇨🇦🇬🇱 @stumpplankchest.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

In case the lazy AF triple repetition wasn't clear, "Hampshire College, which includes documentary filmmaker Ken Burns among its alumni, announced it is closing later this year." JFC AP, stop it already.

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Turret Toss 🇺🇦 🇨🇦🇬🇱 @stumpplankchest.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Now that WW3 is over can we go back to talking about how the president raped children? Seems like it's important.

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The Lincoln Project @lincolnproject.us · 02/04/2026

Start the clock.

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Turret Toss 🇺🇦 🇨🇦🇬🇱 @stumpplankchest.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

I think I may just have to stay off social media today. The way things have been going, determining the difference between something that's an April fool's Day joke and the usual batshit crazy things has become extremely difficult. It's making me have to think too hard.

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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

After the White House complained about an unflattering photo of Karoline Leavitt, it was removed from AFP and Getty’s systems. This is the photo in question. Please do not repost it. 👇

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