MMP @studiedtorments.bsky.social · 18/06/2026"I'm as liberal as they come, but" = someone is about to volunteer, unforced, that they think about strangers' genitals and sex lives on a regular basis 000 0
Reposted by MMPburn it all down @russbengtson.bsky.social · 07/05/2026you kid but a version of the odyssey where someone gets lost as shit trying to drive back home through boston while having various adventures could be great 4254778 0
Reposted by MMPJerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 17/04/2026This is what happens after 30 if you don’t stretch. 830572 0
Reposted by MMPleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 07/04/2026yeah man i'll circle back to you on that agenda item from yesterday's all hands in just a sec. our pedophile king just threatened to destroy a whole civilization 2295232225 0
Reposted by MMPthis corrosion @roguesecunit.bsky.social · 30/08/2025Thing is, the Noem & Homan Show has yet to come to a city that's just terribly designed. We give your GPS nightmares. We love a sudden dead end. We have like 19 Washington Streets & none of them have street signs bc fuck you. You took a left? Surprise, motherfucker, you're at Logan Airport. Forever. 56417 0
Reposted by MMPnora "nora.jewelry is now open" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 14/08/2025i am so sick of hearing about people who are uncomfortable about trans people in public bathrooms as if you have some right to total peace of mind in the place you can hear strangers having diarrhea 153836968 0
Reposted by MMPSolomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 12/08/2025Beloved… hateful and homely??? You gotta pick a struggle 2450477 0
MMP @studiedtorments.bsky.social · 13/06/2025While working as an opera usher, I told a late-arriving Richard Gere that he couldn't be seated after the start of the performance (my boss then swooped in & seated him & I got in trouble 🙄). His cowboy boots made us exactly the same height (5' 4"). Years later, I sold Katie Couric some shoes. 010 0
Reposted by MMPNicole Chung @nicolechung.bsky.social · 01/01/2025I count, this first day of another year, what remains. —Jane Hirshfield 19730176 0
MMP @studiedtorments.bsky.social · 06/12/2024New here! I mostly lurked on the other site and will likely do so here too. Y'all are more interesting than I am! 010 0
