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Stu Royall @stubot.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Congrats to David Attenborough on becoming the greatest living human I guess

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Daniel Benneworth-Gray @danielgray.com · 13/07/2026

Sam Neill on tackling depression and imposter syndrome when you’re between jobs.

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Stu Royall @stubot.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

I've got tabs open that are older than Owen Cooper

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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 28/06/2025

getting into the shower: terrible, annoying being in the shower: glorious, amazing getting out of the shower: terrible, annoying

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Chris Conroy @conroyforreal.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

An entire industry is saying “fictional employees who openly lie to you and cost fifty billion dollars a year to maintain are the future of the economy”

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BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 01/06/2025

Thoroughly amused by Americans not recognising Jurgen Klopp and discussing the 'new Trivago guy'

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Stu Royall @stubot.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

This has to go wrong at least once a day

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Jim Waterson @jim.londoncentric.media · 13/05/2025

It’s *that* time of the year to repeat the message that once caused my face to be the centre of a window display of fans in the Chichester branch of Rymans.

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Stu Royall @stubot.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

“what if air tried to murder you” - god inventing hay fever

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Stu Royall @stubot.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

Genuinely the most insane project I've ever worked on #MentosFizzooka

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Stu Royall @stubot.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

Got something fun dropping tomorrow 🤫 #MentosFizzooka

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Stu Royall @stubot.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

trying out a new catchphrase

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Stu Royall @stubot.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

Put my big coat away. You can blame me in a week when it’s snowing

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Stu Royall @stubot.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

left my screenplay unattended in soho

a warning sign on the pavement that reads ‘weak structure’

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Stu Royall @stubot.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

by age 40 you should have a house, two kids, a cat and 17 pepper mills

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Chaz Hutton @chazhutton.com · 15/01/2025

A little comic about desire paths.

Ok so…
There’s a nice little park on a corner, and a path running directly to one edge of the park. That’s the first image, but there’s 12 other images here. In the second image, there is now a desire path running diagonally across the park. Next image, the path has been blocked by a park bench that the council has put in as a deterrent. Unfazed, in image 4 the path now deftly avoids the park bench. In images 5 and 6 the process is repeated, this time with a strategically placed bin which the desire path also avoids. Presumably in a fit of rage, the council plants an entire hedge to stop people creating new desire paths but eventually this too is defeated and a new path find a way. Finally, the council admits defeat and turns the desire path into a proper paved pathway. After a little while, a new desire path curving off this new paved pathway begins to emerge…

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Stu Royall @stubot.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

Starting a new tube of toothpaste: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Finishing a tube of toothpaste: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

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Stu Royall @stubot.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

lads, I don’t want to be rash but I think this year is a flop, let’s just sack it off and start 2026 now

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Stu Royall @stubot.bsky.social · 04/01/2025

unfortunately the snow can’t settle in London because property prices are too high

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Andrew Chamings @andrewchamings.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

accidentally opened my eyes during prayer at church and saw jesus doing the worm

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Stu Royall @stubot.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

don't forget to do your timeskeets

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Stu Royall @stubot.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

left my airpods at home it’s just me and the voices now

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Stu Royall @stubot.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

went to a gig last night and my overriding feeling is that we’ve made phone battery life too long

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Stu Royall @stubot.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

the amount of push notifications I’ve received from the bad place this last week is… telling

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Stu Royall @stubot.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

still thinking about the christmas card my daughter made 2 years ago

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Stu Royall @stubot.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

finished my advent calendar already

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Stu Royall @stubot.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

doomscrolling the weather app

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Sean Leahy @thepunningman.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

"The bond's Name. James Name" Pleased to... what? "Bond Name's the james" Are you alright? "Bames Nond's having a stronk, call a Bondulance"

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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

Massive away win for the little fella.

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Stu Royall @stubot.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

finished my advent calendar already

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Stu Royall @stubot.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

go home football, you're drunk

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James Whatley @whatleydude.com · 29/11/2024

ANNUAL CHRISTMAS PSA: If you are lucky enough to be able to buy someone a games console this Christmas, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE *before you wrap it up* unbox it, turn it on, and get the software updated. Servers will be busy on Christmas Day. Get ahead of them now and enjoy your day x

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Stu Royall @stubot.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

Jon Bon Jovi's full name is Jonathon Bonathon Jovi

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Stu Royall @stubot.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

happy report spam day to all who celebrate

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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

got banned for life from the TaleSpin forums for suggesting that Baloo in TaleSpin is NOT the same bear as Baloo in The Jungle Book. People were screaming at me to shut the fuck up even though I provided EVIDENCE

Screenshot of Baloo the Bear in The Junglebook. The image clearly shows Baloo has PAWS

Screenshot of Baloo the Bear in Talespin. The image clearly shows Baloo has HANDS

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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

My favourite insult

A photograph taken in Poundland in Luton. It shows a cardboard container full of red, yellow and blue plastic pumps designed for inflating balloons. On the cardboard container is the slogan ‘Save your breath - balloon pumps’.

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