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Stu Royall

@stubot.bsky.social
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Creative director, writer and occasional filmmaker at BBH London. Please don’t be like Threads 💼 sturoyall.com

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Stu Royall @stubot.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Congrats to David Attenborough on becoming the greatest living human I guess
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Daniel Benneworth-Gray @danielgray.com · 13/07/2026
Sam Neill on tackling depression and imposter syndrome when you’re between jobs.
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Stu Royall @stubot.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
I've got tabs open that are older than Owen Cooper
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Stu Royall @stubot.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
UTTER
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Stu Royall @stubot.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
what in the elon musk?
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 28/06/2025
getting into the shower: terrible, annoying being in the shower: glorious, amazing getting out of the shower: terrible, annoying
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Stu Royall @stubot.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
my creative process
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Stu Royall @stubot.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Monday
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Stu Royall @stubot.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
seems to be a voice he reserves exclusively for commercial work www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UGC...
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Café | Sky Mobile
YouTube video by Goldstein
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Stu Royall @stubot.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
gorgeous
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Chris Conroy @conroyforreal.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
An entire industry is saying “fictional employees who openly lie to you and cost fifty billion dollars a year to maintain are the future of the economy”
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BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Thoroughly amused by Americans not recognising Jurgen Klopp and discussing the 'new Trivago guy'
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Stu Royall @stubot.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
This has to go wrong at least once a day
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Jim Waterson @jim.londoncentric.media · 13/05/2025
It’s *that* time of the year to repeat the message that once caused my face to be the centre of a window display of fans in the Chichester branch of Rymans.
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Stu Royall @stubot.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
“what if air tried to murder you” - god inventing hay fever
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Stu Royall @stubot.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Genuinely the most insane project I've ever worked on #MentosFizzooka
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Stu Royall @stubot.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Got something fun dropping tomorrow 🤫 #MentosFizzooka
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Stu Royall @stubot.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
trying out a new catchphrase
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Stu Royall @stubot.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
already got the barbie out
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Stu Royall @stubot.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Put my big coat away. You can blame me in a week when it’s snowing
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Tim Stillman ⭐️⭐️ @tim-stillman.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Happy #IWD
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Stu Royall @stubot.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
left my screenplay unattended in soho
a warning sign on the pavement that reads ‘weak structure’
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Stu Royall @stubot.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
It’s not something I’m proud of, it just seems like it requires a real investment of time and I have only so much energy
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Stu Royall @stubot.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
I have never seen Eurovision but I am nodding sagely all the same
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Stu Royall @stubot.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
think my watch is broken
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Stu Royall @stubot.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
by age 40 you should have a house, two kids, a cat and 17 pepper mills
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Chaz Hutton @chazhutton.com · 15/01/2025
A little comic about desire paths.
Ok so…
There’s a nice little park on a corner, and a path running directly to one edge of the park. That’s the first image, but there’s 12 other images here. In the second image, there is now a desire path running diagonally across the park. Next image, the path has been blocked by a park bench that the council has put in as a deterrent. Unfazed, in image 4 the path now deftly avoids the park bench. In images 5 and 6 the process is repeated, this time with a strategically placed bin which the desire path also avoids. Presumably in a fit of rage, the council plants an entire hedge to stop people creating new desire paths but eventually this too is defeated and a new path find a way. Finally, the council admits defeat and turns the desire path into a proper paved pathway.  After a little while, a new desire path curving off this new paved pathway begins to emerge…
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Stu Royall @stubot.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Starting a new tube of toothpaste: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Finishing a tube of toothpaste: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
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Stu Royall @stubot.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Red wine. It’ll always be your idea to me. www.majestic.co.uk/wines/jean-b...
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Jean Bon Merlot 2022/23, France
After a red for your Sunday roast? Look no further. Flavour-packed notes of blackberries, jam and redcurrants entwine with hints of regal spices and black pepper. Notes of cassis, raspberry and hints ...
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Stu Royall @stubot.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
@davedye1.bsky.social The sincerest flattery
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Stu Royall @stubot.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
I’m so tired
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Stu Royall @stubot.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
lads, I don’t want to be rash but I think this year is a flop, let’s just sack it off and start 2026 now
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Stu Royall @stubot.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
unfortunately the snow can’t settle in London because property prices are too high
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Stu Royall @stubot.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
tree botherer
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Stu Royall @stubot.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
lol
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Stu Royall @stubot.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
out of office: on
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Andrew Chamings @andrewchamings.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
accidentally opened my eyes during prayer at church and saw jesus doing the worm
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Stu Royall @stubot.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
don't forget to do your timeskeets
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Stu Royall @stubot.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
yeah, nah
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Stu Royall @stubot.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
left my airpods at home it’s just me and the voices now
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Stu Royall @stubot.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
well that’s me convinced
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Stu Royall @stubot.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
went to a gig last night and my overriding feeling is that we’ve made phone battery life too long
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Stu Royall @stubot.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
never used to get them unless someone responded to a tweet, but since I haven’t touched the app for a while the floodgates have opened
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Stu Royall @stubot.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
I’ve only ever received them for engagements on my tweets previously, but now it’s open season
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Stu Royall @stubot.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
the amount of push notifications I’ve received from the bad place this last week is… telling
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Stu Royall @stubot.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
3 months
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Stu Royall @stubot.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
aww the ears!
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Stu Royall @stubot.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
tuuuune
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Stu Royall @stubot.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
just wait till they start fucking up your algorithm. my top band has been imagine dragons four years in a row now 🫤
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