Reposted by stuart!james @jmbrnt.online · 23/09/2026I’m a nz taxpayer and today I find out we have a union? Hot dog! 073
stuart! @stuartfdrake.bsky.social · 23/09/2026my boss’s facebook feed seems to be full of this kind of stuff and every time I glance at the screen I’m taken aback! What’s going on over there?! 100
stuart! @stuartfdrake.bsky.social · 15/09/2026fr actually, just let me get fucked up. i dont want the confirmation code. put the captcha up your ass, and let me into my account 110
stuart! @stuartfdrake.bsky.social · 10/09/2026hearing unsubstantiated rumours of the boys and their location relative to town 040
stuart! @stuartfdrake.bsky.social · 24/08/2026i am rediscovering the joy of being alive and living and being a person 130
stuart! @stuartfdrake.bsky.social · 22/08/2026i miss when AI made everything look like swirly dogs and cat assholes :( 010
stuart! @stuartfdrake.bsky.social · 19/08/2026somebody threw a bunch of burned/melted (???) 35mm slides in the bin so of course it was imperative i dig through their trash to rescue this undamaged one 030
Reposted by stuart!dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect 89160213696
stuart! @stuartfdrake.bsky.social · 15/08/2026a kid said I’M ONLY SEVEN and I told him I learned to drive when I was five 020
stuart! @stuartfdrake.bsky.social · 15/08/2026my new bit if a kid comes up to the counter without their parent is to ask them if they drove here 120
stuart! @stuartfdrake.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Have a good day and try not to accept the nightmare world they want to create for us as an inevitability. Thank you forever to @jsfine.bsky.social for looking at all the things I make months and months before anybody else and patiently encouraging me to do something with them. 030
stuart! @stuartfdrake.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Think there are words to be moved around/finessed before I’m entirely done with it but I need to start sharing imperfect things so they exist in the world because otherwise I’ll die in a fiery bus crash with a hard hard drive full of near-complete work awaiting an endpoint that may never be reached. 130
stuart! @stuartfdrake.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Here's a piece of writing I started a few years ago, which I shelved for being a bit silly & dramatic. Unfortunately the world kept moving, & it now feels like I wasn’t being silly & dramatic enough. I hope you enjoy it, get something out of it, or at least scroll past it quickly. 142
Reposted by stuart!Hugh Dingwall @objectivereality.bsky.social · 18/03/2026In case you missed it, the missus was on RNZ this morningrnz.co.nzThe personal face of the hundreds of thousands with Long CovidSix years after the country went into its first pandemic lockdown, new data shows the impact of Long Covid on hundreds of thousands of Kiwis, but what, if anything, has changed for Long Covid patients... 161
stuart! @stuartfdrake.bsky.social · 18/03/2026it’s the future. i can AI-generate a bespoke video of yogi bear jerking me off to completion but I can’t crop a photograph 020
stuart! @stuartfdrake.bsky.social · 18/03/2026it’s completely obscene that in 2026 an up-to-date PC could lock up trying to crop a jpeg file. what the fuck are we doing here. what have we allowed them to do to us 111
stuart! @stuartfdrake.bsky.social · 24/02/2026every time i have a dream where im about to die in some kind of accident, it also comes with a part where i figure out for certain that it is not a dream, it’s really happening, and i’m definitely going to die for real 120
stuart! @stuartfdrake.bsky.social · 10/02/2026i had very invasive sinus surgery as a kid. i have ongoing sinus problems that i’m able to manage because of the work of incredible surgeons. without them i would be dead. reading this chilled me to my fucking core. 030
stuart! @stuartfdrake.bsky.social · 06/02/2026the only difference between 18yo me and 33yo me is that now when i smoke weed through an apple i eat it afterwards 120
stuart! @stuartfdrake.bsky.social · 02/02/2026is auckland the only place in the world where the train shits the bed in a light shower? this can’t be normal 000
stuart! @stuartfdrake.bsky.social · 31/01/2026every time i see an airplane in the sky over the city i think about Bonfire of the Vanities 010
stuart! @stuartfdrake.bsky.social · 29/01/2026Huntly: The Town From Those Ben Hurley Ads, Remember Those? 000
stuart! @stuartfdrake.bsky.social · 29/01/2026it’s crazy that it can be factually verified that judith collins died of a drug overdose doing heroin on the toilet 020
stuart! @stuartfdrake.bsky.social · 28/01/2026nobody will ever be passionate about him or anything he brings to the table. the labour party will never win an election with him as the face. he is a damp paper towel in appearance, personality, and manner. he should be put in the bin. 020
stuart! @stuartfdrake.bsky.social · 28/01/2026chris hipkins should resign. no joke here he is just weak-willed, a bad leader, and an ineffective politician 120
Reposted by stuart!da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 23/01/2026LEARN TO TORRENT - dashare.zone ADMIN 0827251
stuart! @stuartfdrake.bsky.social · 23/01/2026feels like a good day for taking a piss, pissing etc. i am pissing right now 000
stuart! @stuartfdrake.bsky.social · 22/01/2026what is wayne brown's personal phone number? this is good stuff 010
stuart! @stuartfdrake.bsky.social · 22/01/2026any bus with an X in its named should be discontinued immediately. we don't have time for that sort of thing and i have no interest in hearing about them. 110
stuart! @stuartfdrake.bsky.social · 22/01/2026the 18 bus cuts through the guff and gets you where you need to go, but at what cost..? 110
stuart! @stuartfdrake.bsky.social · 21/01/2026the 65 bus is a sophisticated, leisurely route for day travellers and those with pure thoughts 110
stuart! @stuartfdrake.bsky.social · 21/01/2026as if chris hipkins hasn't resigned. fucking embarrassing dude 010
stuart! @stuartfdrake.bsky.social · 13/01/2026used to really love dilbert as a kid and my parents were baffled by it. i remember a PC game 120
stuart! @stuartfdrake.bsky.social · 13/01/2026born too early to explore space. born too late to be a staff editor on the hit television show kitchen nightmares 000
stuart! @stuartfdrake.bsky.social · 12/01/2026i despise a billboard that promotes the concept of billboards 030
stuart! @stuartfdrake.bsky.social · 06/01/2026drummer is slops as hell. reminds me of broken-foot scott raynor in parts (complimentary) 010
stuart! @stuartfdrake.bsky.social · 06/01/2026thinking about a world where the bluesky logo is a gun 020
stuart! @stuartfdrake.bsky.social · 06/01/2026new as in 6 months ago! which in the internet age is a very long time i suppose 110
stuart! @stuartfdrake.bsky.social · 06/01/2026the new streetlight manifesto songs are good, if you're a freak that's into that kind of thing. their production is always a bit scrappy but i think the songs are good 110
